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Latest revision as of 17:29, June 30, 2024


For other uses of "Testify", see Testify (disambiguation).


Testify!
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 47
Update: Level 47
Required characters: Judge Snyder, Smithers, Selma, Kirk
Previous quest(s): The Cost of Living Pt. 4
Next quest(s): The Cost of Living Pt. 5
Siren Song Pt. 1

Testify! is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder Let's start with the witnesses.
Blue-Haired Lawyer There are witnesses?!
Blue-Haired Lawyer What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?
Judge Snyder Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
Task: "Make Smithers Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Mister Smithers, ignoring protocol, we have sworn you in on the Malibu Stacy Bible you brought from home.
Judge Snyder Now please tell us what you saw that night.
Smithers - Sad It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM "FDR got elected to a fifth term" nightmare.
Smithers - Sad I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.
Princess Kashmir The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.
Princess Kashmir Everything else is off limits.
Princess Kashmir Unless you pay me.
Smithers - Sad‎ Mister Quimby forced me to be his "wingman" and dragged me all over town.
Freddy Quimby - Angry You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!
Freddy Quimby - Panicked You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
Freddy Quimby - Sad There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
Task: "Make Selma Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Ms. Bouvier, please tell the court what you saw that night.
Selma Only if you tell the court if you're single or not...
Judge Snyder Not a chance.
Selma Fine.
Selma Freddy and I crashed into each other outside of the Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
Selma - Sad Literally crashed - with our cars.
Selma Luckily I shaved my legs just a few months ago, so I was able to charm my way into a ride back to town with him.
Selma Sure, he was drunk and concussed, but he hadn't left me for dead, so I thought the date was going well.
Selma - Sad‎ Right up until he drove off a bridge into the river, and left me for dead.
Selma Thank god buoyancy is my greatest skill.
Judge Snyder This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.
Freddy Quimby - Annoyed No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...
Freddy Quimby - Panicked I mean no comment.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
Task: "Make Kirk Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Mr. Van Houten, please tell the court what you saw that night.
Kirk When I heard a knock on the door, I thought those girl scouts had a change of heart and wanted to give me back my hat.
Kirk - Sad‎ But instead Freddy burst in soaking wet, and challenged me to a drinking contest.
Kirk Since I had to sell part of my liver to pay Luann's alimony during the divorce, I asked if I could have juice instead.
Kirk - Sad‎ But by then he was already hitting the whiskey, and on my wife.
Luann - Angry When we got back together, we agreed anything before second base isn't cheating.
Kirk - Angry You need to learn the rules of baseball, Luann!
Kirk - Sad‎ Anyway, he said my crying was harshing the mood so he stumbled off, but not before he did unspeakable things to our mailbox.
Judge Snyder Tampering with the mail system – a federal crime!
Judge Snyder Your list of offenses, like Superhero movies, just keeps getting longer.
Judge Snyder Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?
After the task is complete.
Freddy Quimby - Angry That's it? Pshaw!
Freddy Quimby - Annoyed As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.
If Princess Kashmir is not owned
Message Check in with Princess Kashmir to get her contribution to Freddy's story!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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