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For the questline in the Stonecutters Black Market Sale content update, see Game of Stones (Stonecutters Black Market Sale).

Game of Stones is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Stonecutters content update. It unlocks Number 1, the Stonecutter Lodge, and Number 908.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update What?! Moe ran out of beer?! Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tongue poses! Apu, two cases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated. I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol. Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes. But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents. So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face life sober! None of my ideas will seem brilliant! George Lopez won't be funny at all! Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers... I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met! Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge! That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi! Yes, The Stonecutters invented alcoholism as a way to control "cool people". And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge! Task: "Build the Stonecutter Lodge". It takes 16 hours. Build: Stonecutter Lodge New Character: Number 1 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 1? I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club? Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident. I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but: Sor-ry! Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again. Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader. I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh. Do what you gotta do. New Skin: Number 908 Task: "Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One". The job takes 4 hours. Hey everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon! "In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here! I don't know... that crayon looks more like a deep plum. It also says Homer gets to keep the title of "Chosen One" and the fancy hat and... uh... this "Doors of Europe" calendar. Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from... The Sky Finger. The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs. Often while he's supposed to be working no less. Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding. Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket" Task: "Collect From Houses" (x5). How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?! *shrug* I know a lot of nerds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Stonecutters! It is time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination! Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done. Message HINT: All Kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1's task! Task: "Solve Number 1's Task". The first task is "Send a Youngster to Drink an Extra Cold Squishee". The jobs take 60 minutes. What?! How would that help you conquer the world? When young brains freeze, it causes an insatiable appetite for following orders. *gasp* You are more evil than I imagined. Fortunately, our kids are too smart for that. They'd never fall for—! Hmm, I suddenly really want to drink a Squishee. *screams*

Pt. 5[edit]

After getting 1,450 Now carefully and thoughtfully place the Sacred Parchment. It is the most hallowed artifact of The Stonecutters. More essential to us than the fragment of the cross, the holy folder of take-out menus and the rack for our pool table. Task: "Place the Sacred Parchment". Place: Sacred Parchment Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After getting 6,500 There is no better opiate of the masses than shiny, new trinkets. This chest of artifacts will distract attention from our darkest machinations. Like jingling car keys when giving a baby a shot. Task: "Place the Chest of Sacred Artifacts". Place: Chest of Sacred Artifacts Ooo, let see what's in our treasure chest! Holy hand grenade... ring with writing on it that makes me want to punch people... used shroud with some bearded dude's face burned in... *moans* There's nothing good in here! This jeweled cup is too wide for drinking. Still, I guess I can use it. Oh my God! I think that's the Holy Grail! Now it's Daddy's ice cream bowl. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Number 600... That's my number, don't wear it out! Heh, heh. I need the membership to come together for a very important meeting. I want you to make an announcement and then stand by the bar to make sure no one gets too drunk. That's exactly what I do every day at school! Don't be glib. It doesn't work for you. I was just thinking the same thing. Task: "Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack". Task: "Make Number 908 Attend a Secret Meeting". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Number 36 Attend a Secret Meeting". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Number 600 Attend a Secret Meeting". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Number 85 Attend a Secret Meeting". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge and takes 8 hours. My brothers in stone, it is good to see you all once again assembled in this lodge. The Springfield Stonecutters are growing in their power. The time has come to use our strength to take over the Shelbyville chapter... ...and then the WORLD! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After getting 10,000 These Stonecutter meetings are so stressful. No one cowers in my presence. People make eye contact. Lenny actually said, "How's it goin'?" to me. And because he outranks me I was compelled to tell him! I don't know how you non-richies handle the nobody-ness of it all. We're used to it, sir. Shall I prepare the relaxation pool? Yes. A little dip will do me good. Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers". Task: "Place the Money Pool". Task: "Make Number 29 Take a Dip in the Money Pool". The job takes place at the Money Pool and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

Requires 22,500 After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 908, we would like to honor you for re-building our beloved lodge. I would say that you guys shouldn't have... but I think you really probably should. Attach the Stone of Triumph to The Chosen One! D'oh! Task: "Place the Stone of Triumph". Task: "Make Number 908 Wear the Stone of Triumph". The job takes place at the Stone of Triumph and takes 10 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Now we begin our siege of the Shelbyville Chapter. We will sneak into their Lodge, steal their booze then frame the Shelbyville chapter's leader for the crime. Homer, do you think you can handle this? Sure, I'm pretty stealthy when I'm not dragging around a rock. Task: "Make Number 908 Steal Liquor from Shelbyville Stonecutters". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge and takes 10 hours. Mizzion Accompwished! Permission to say: "hic". Homer! You're back? But where is all the liquor you were supposed to steal? I've cleverly hidden it all *hic* in my, whacha-call, liver. Shhhhhh. *wink* How on earth could you drink that much alcohol?! I'll tell you the secret, c'mere... I need to go to a hospital now. Bye-bye. Blackie-outie... ... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 11[edit]

Requires 31,500 After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark At last, the Stonecutter table! It looks as glorious as it once--wait, what's this? "Homer Rules!" Number 908, did you write on our beautiful table? Well, I am the Chosen One, so I do kind of rule... Sand it off. And then place it. We've got some singing to do! Task: "Place the Stonecutter Table". Task: "Make Number 908 Sing the Stonecutter Song". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Table and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Number 36 Sing the Stonecutter Song". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Table and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 12[edit]

After getting 35,000 To ensure our continued success, we've commissioned a monument to honor the dark lord! Behold, Satan's Anvil! What?! So the Stonecutters are actually a secret satanist society? Actually no. I'm afraid of satan - gives me the heebie-jeebies. I just think it would look really badass to have a 120 foot stone devil in our courtyard. Amen! Looking cool is my religion, too! Task: "Place Satan's Anvil". Place: Satan's Anvil Quest reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Game of Thrones.