| It's Just Swamp Gas
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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It's Just Swamp Gas is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Stonecutters content update. It requires Number 51 to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky...
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I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.
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Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."
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| Task: "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
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Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.
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Now you're making ME thirsty!
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Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.
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You are the classiest friend I've ever had!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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So what's life like on Mars?
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All Martians are expected to acquire new skills and knowledge in order to benefit the hivemind.
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Wow. That sounds like a drag.
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On Earth we just have to watch enough TV so that we can have strong opinions about sports and celebrities.
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Well, as they say: When on the planet Romulus, it is mandatory to conform to Romulan customs.
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| Task: "Make Number 51 Watch Daytime TV". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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Tell me, how are you able to discern what is an advertisement and what is programmed entertainment?
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Here's all you have to know...
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A Boatload of Donuts is a great value and fun for the whole family!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!
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Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes.
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This "burger" contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.
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That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... By which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.
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Complain all you want – no refunds!
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You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.
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My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.
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I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.
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| Task: "Make Number 51 Phone Home". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.
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Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.
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Great! 'cept... I'm not listening 'cause... TV is on...
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Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!
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| Task: "Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?
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Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?
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Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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I have devised a plan to save your planet!
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Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.
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I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.
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Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.
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I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.
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Oh. Then we should be fine.
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| Task: "Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary"". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?
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I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.
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Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.
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| Task: "Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Did your plan work?
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They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.
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Woo hoo!
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However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.
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D'oh!
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But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
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To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!
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Task: "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Number 51 Watch TV". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?
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We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.
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I actually do... but I see your point.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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