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Crazy Happy Fun World

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 1

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: It’ll be good to get back to Coolsville Comics and relax. Hey hey hey! Just the man I’m looking for! I need a new lead-in for my show to boost ratings, and your Game Master shtick is hashtag-trending. I just learned what trending is. And what hashtags are. Hashtag-cool! You want me to host a show on comic books? What? Ew, no! Comic books are hashtag-dead! I want you to host a Japanese-style game show. Hashtag-crazy! Japanese game show? Hashtag-sign me up! Task: Make The Game Master Host Crazy Happy Fun World (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Hashtag EVERYTHING (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) Welcome everyone to Crazy Happy Fun World! I’m your host, The Game Master! Our first contestants will face each other in a Thanksgiving Food Fight! That’s not fair! Dad is bigger and stronger than we are! Relax, Lis! Homer’s eating all his ammo. *eating* NOM NOM NOM! But who’s going to clean up this mess? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 2

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: No more food fights. That man almost died. From overeating! How is that my fault? Contestants were informed that the “food” was Grade F: Failure to be Edible. Alright, fine! Besides, it’s time for everyone’s newest favorite game: Barbarian Wall Smash! Smash through this brick wall using just your head – literally! – and you win! All I gotta do is put this helmet on and smash through that wall with my head? And there are prizes on the other side? I got this! Task: Make The Game Master Emcee Barbarian Wall Smash (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) Task: Make Moe Use His Head to Smash Through Wall (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) I…I made it? Mommy, is that you…? Well, you broke through – sadly, not before the Crazy Happy Fun World timer expired. But you did earn some lovely consolation prizes. Strawberry, tell the man what he won! This lunch pail with the faces of...uh...I'm gonna say a defunct boy band? Plus a year's supply of government surplus ramen! *staggers around the stage* Worth it! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 3

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: The lawyer again? Ugh! What’s this contestant complaining about? We gave him a helmet! He’s happy as the proverbial bivalve mollusk. No, it’s the woman in the audience he threw up on who’s threatening to sue. We’ll rewrite the audience agreement on the back of their tickets – it’s already thirty-four paragraphs long, but twelve more won’t hurt. In the meantime, we have plenty of other game ideas! And this next one requires audience participation… Task: Make The Game Master Arm Audience With Sticks (2h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) As a contestant, I’ll use my big brain with the THINKING and the CALCULATING to win big prizes! Well, you better think fast, because to play Surviving the Studio you have to make it to any of the three exits before the audience clubs you into submission! Hoyvin! What would Einstein do? I know: E equals MC RUN! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 4

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: What now?! Don’t tell me Professor Frink is suing… Fortunately he’s in traction and unable to sign a legally binding agreement. No, it turns out the Whacking Day people are highly litigious. Fine, no more whacking. Besides, it’s time for our latest contest: A buddy game called Fishing For Prizes! Me and Carl got this. Carl will be using a crane to lower prizes into this piranha-filled swimming pool, where Lenny will retrieve them using only his mouth. Wait, what? Any prizes Lenny can move to the ledge on the other side, they keep! Doesn’t sound hard. Let’s go! Task: Make Carl Lower Prizes Into Pool (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) Task: Make Lenny Retrieve Underwater Prizes (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) Task: Make The Game Master Watch a Contestant Almost Drown (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) You almost killed me! You seriously expected me to swim to the surface with a pickup truck?! Eh, the CPR worked, what are you complaining about? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 5

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark: So for our next game– Forget it! This show is finished! But you said it was a hit! Yeah – a hit with my lawyer! The legal fees are killing me. Oy! If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Cancel Crazy Happy Fun World (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) Task: Make The Game Master Be Sad Crazy Happy Fun World is Canceled (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House) So what are you going to use as a lead-in to your program now? We got a new show lined up and it’s going to be crazy hashtag-popular! Something about a woman yelling at a cat… Quest reward: 200 and 20

Mutiny on the High Suburbs

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 1

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: Alright, hand over the booty! And by “booty,” I mean lunch money. But I don’t have any lunch money! And my mom says I shouldn’t show my booty to anyone except my doctor. Yaarrrr! A pirate doesn’t care for a scallywag’s excuses. Hold on. Nelson, are you dressed up as your character from Chunky Island? Aye. The life of a pirate suits me. Pillagin’ and plunderin’ and the like. Seems a lot like your normal life. Aye. Just with an eyepatch. And less depth perception. *walks into post* Task: Make Pirate Nelson Loot the Kids’ Lunch Money (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Kids Hide Booty From Pirate Nelson [x5] (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Nelson! Did you steal the flamingoes from Mother’s yard? Steal? Nay. I PLUNDERED ‘em! *gasp* A maritime technicality! The bane of all principals. *sighs* You’re free to go. Yo-haw-haw! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 2

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: Where should my next hornswagglin’ be, ya scurvy seadogs? Shiver me timbers! I’ve never heard such good piratin’ from a landlubber. Who says I’m a landlubber? I’ve sailed the seven seas as long as any... At least virtually… My, my. I can see ye’re no average swilldrinker. Ye know, I’ve got an opening on my crew. Five doubloons a fortnight. What say ye? Sink me! That’s no small bounty. Yar. I’ll just need ye to show me that ye know how to handle yerself as a buccaneer. Task: Make Pirate Nelson Prove His Pirating Skills (2h) Task: Make Sea Captain Sing an Approving Shanty (2h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 3

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: Ahoy! Here we are, ye powder monkey. This is a houseboat. Aye. Fastest in the briny deep. You’ll start by swabbin' the deck. Swabbing the deck?! I thought I was your first mate? Yar, ye’ve got to start at the bottom and work yer way up. Blimey, how long is that gonna take? A few hours, if’n ye know what ye’re doing. Start at the bottom deck and work yer way up to the top. Proper swabbin’ order, that is. Task: Make Pirate Nelson Swab the Decks (8h, Houseboat, Muntz House or Brown House) Task: Make Sea Captain Wax the Plank (8h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) Heave ho, lad. Ye about finished up? I’d rather be cleaved to the brisket. Well ye’ve got yer terminology down, that’s for sure. When ye’re done, go ahead and batten down the hatches. Be there a storm a-comin’? My ex-wife. Same difference. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 4

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: I’ve seen better swabbin’ jobs. But it’s only yer first day. I’m sure ye’ll stop bilge-sucking in no time. That’s it. I’m sick of your “yars” and “ahoys” and “hang ‘em from the yardarms”. This ship is mine now! *pushes Sea Captain overboard* *falling* Mutiny! Task: Make Pirate Nelson Commandeer the Houseboat (1h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) And this here be the galley… And over there, that’s where I hang the jib. Wow. So this place is all yours? Aye, until next Wednesday. What happens then? The dockmaster comes around collecting mooring fees. I’ll not be surrendering my copper to the likes of him! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 5

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: So you’re not worried about the Sea Captain coming to take his houseboat back? There is NO WAY the Sea Captain is coming to take his houseboat back. Task: Make Sea Captain Come Take His Houseboat Back (1h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) Avast ye scurvy carouser! You’re really stretching for pirate terms you haven’t used yet. Unhand this ship, or else dead men will tell no tales. That’s not even what that means! Okay, fine. Gimme my ship back and I won’t tell your mom. *grumbles* Fine. Quest reward: 200 and 20

World of Wifecraft

World of Wifecraft Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It’s the dry cleaning of the future! OK, I found them... Hey, what’s this? I’ve received an email from Earthland Realms… It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn’t hurt to just check in on things… Task: Make Homer Wait for His Pants (2h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms (1h, Simpson House or Brown House) Alright, I’m in! Now, let’s see what my Cleric needed help with. I’ll just walk to that virtual mailbox. *reading* “Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!” “The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they’re looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots.” Ugh, they’re just trying to buy me off with some free stuff. Although…with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion… I’ll just play until then, and THAT’S IT. Quest reward: 100 and 10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Where’s Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready. Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don’t answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen. Okay, I’ve got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self! But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades! Task: Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants (30m, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Marge! What are you doing in here? Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion. What are you talking about? And where’s dinner? It’s not time for dinner. It’s only – Oh my gosh! It’s eight o’clock! There’s no dinner? Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid? *mouth bubbling* And whose fault is that? Quest reward: 100 and 10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: *phew* It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it. *knocks on door* Hello, ma’am. I’ve got a special delivery for “Cleric Marge”. Is that you? Gil? What are you doing here? Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, “Jester Gil”, has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego… Anyway, here’s your message: “Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it’s been nearly two hours since you last logged in…” “Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor.” An Amulet of Nuxinor? I’ve been looking for one of those since I first started! *logs back into Earthland Realms* Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support! Task: Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Honey, I’m home. But I don’t smell tacos. Are you dead? Oh jeez, what time is it? *logs out of game* Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties. I know, I know… Wait, what did you say? You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning... Oh really? And you don’t think I’m allowed any time to myself? Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep. And I’m gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU’RE sleeping on the couch! Quest reward: 100 and 10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that? Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn’t spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself. Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy. What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life. Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits? I just said that, Homer. Sure you did. Now, time to buy a computer and enter the virtual world! Task: Make Lisa Scoff (30m, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Roll His Eyes (30m, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character (2h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting (2h, Simpson House or Brown House) Finished at last… Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs. Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go. Now that I’m getting the hang of this, I think I’ll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it’s seen Marge anywhere. Quest reward: 100 and 10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I’m coming up on its lair now… I’d better be cautious… *gasp* Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend! I’ll use one of my magic spells on it. *casts spell* By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout! Task: Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer (1h, Simpson House or Brown House) *phew* I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian? Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you! Homer, is that you? What are you doing here? I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it’s pretty great. Just look at my butt! *poses* *chuckles* You do look rather dashing in that loincloth. Quest reward: 100 and 10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 6

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing? Who can keep track of time when you’re busy looking this good? I think it’s time for dinner and we need to feed the kids. Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. *logs out of game* Task: Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner (30m, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Complain (30m, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Complain (30m, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Make dinner? Dad, no, that’s Mom’s job! Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we’re going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together. Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms? We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove… And those are for…? For baking! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Lady in Dread

Lady in Dread Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Bart, how much longer before you undo this gender-swapping spell? I’ve been Lady Milhouse for months! You will refer to me by my proper title, M’lady. *sigh* Shadow Knight, SIR, how much longer before you undo this spell? As I’ve explained before, fair maiden, the rules of the spell are such that one cannot simply “undo” it with the wave of a gauntlet. The magical edicts must be followed. So what does the magical edict for this spell say? It says you have to farm eight Vigorous Elixirs for me. That sounds tedious… Verily! If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Proclaim the Magical Edicts (2h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House) Task: Make Lady Milhouse Farm Eight Vigorous Elixirs (2h, Van Houten House or Brown House) Okay, Bart- er, Shadow Knight, sir. I’ve retrieved the Vigorous Elixirs per the decree of the magical edict. I see. And why are you bleeding all over? Because the only place to get Vigorous Elixirs is in the Valley of Pestiferous Depravity! Yes, well, it looks like your arms still work fine. More mead, please. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lady in Dread Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Okay, I got your elixirs. Time for the old Milhouse to come back, right? Not so fast. It’s a magical edict, not a pamphlet. There’s more to it. Ugh, what do I have to do now? *reading* Let’s see… Ah, yes. It says that in order to remove the spell, the spellbound – that’s you – must make a sacrificial journey. I happen to be heading to Castle Equalia today, and to carry my belongings I’ll need a feeble squire such as yourself. We should leave now to get in a few hours before dark. My things are over there. Armor Wax? Hair Gel of Charisma? You don’t get to the top by looking like a noob. Task: Make Lady Milhouse Carry Shadow Knight’s Things (6h, Van Houten House or Brown House) If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Travel With All His Beautification Supplies (6h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House) *panting* I can’t go any further… You dropped my Amulet of Virile Handsomeness. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lady in Dread Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: *out of breath* We’re finally here. I’ll just…rest my eyes for a bit. It appears that the next requirement from the magical edict is for the spellbound to “give of his or her hands in service”. And my feet ARE quite sore from the journey… You want me to rub your feet? Gross! I’m not touching those things. They’re not real feet, Milhouse. Just move in front of me and press the F key. Task: Make Lady Milhouse Rub Shadow Knight’s Feet (1h, Van Houten House or Brown House) If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Get a Foot Rub (1h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House) I wanna see those magical edicts. I don’t think they say ANY of that stuff! Oh no, no, no. The magical edicts are sacred. They explicitly state that only the worthy can read them. And how does one become worthy? You gotta be level twenty-five. *gasp* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lady in Dread Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: To get to level twenty-five, I’ll just need to buy the Warehouse of Gems and the Triple XP Multiplier. Hopefully Dad doesn’t notice his credit card missing before I have time to put it back… *reading* “Before you finalize your purchase, would you like to add the Earthland Realms season pass to earn double kill streak points for the next four hours?” Would I ever! Task: Make Lady Milhouse Max Out Kirk’s Credit Card (6h, Van Houten House or Brown House) Whoa… Where did you get those high-level boots? And is that the Sword of Deathbringing? You’re no longer looking at level four Lady Milhouse. This Lady is now level sixty! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Lady in Dread Pt. 5

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Okay, Bart. Now that I’m level sixty, I’m finally worthy of reading the magical edicts. Hand it over! *grabs the scroll from Shadow Knight* No, no, no, give it back! *reading* Wait a second, this doesn’t say anything about bringing you elixirs, or carrying all your stuff, or rubbing your feet. All it says is required to remove the spell is that the spellbound must defeat the spellcaster in combat. Let us getteth it on! Task: Make Lady Milhouse Defeat Shadow Knight in Combat (1h, Van Houten House or Brown House) If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Lose to Lady Milhouse in Combat (1h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House) Hah! Take that! Let the spell be undone! ... Why is nothing happening? Oh, hey that was the wrong magical edict. Here’s the correct one. It says that to remove the spell you must make a pilgrimage to the distant land of Ravenreach, match wits with the corpse orcs of Bix... ...and defeat the mighty Dragon Lord in a ten-day duel of fire and claw. ... You know, I’m okay sitting here and tending to my embroidery. That’s m’lady! Quest reward: 200 and 20