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| − | ''' | + | '''Jack Lassen''' is a former school teacher and current prison guard at the [[Springfield Penitentiary]]. |
| − | [[ | + | According to Lassen's [[Wiccapedia]] article, he was born in [[Maine]] to Julius and Marion Lassen. His ancestors moved from Maine during the Civil War in the 1860s. His parents also named him after [[John F. Kennedy|Jack Kennedy]], who they mistook for his brother [[Bobby Kennedy|Bobby]]. |
| − | + | Lassen became a teacher at [[Springfield Elementary]] after his name was selected at random by [[Gary Chalmers]] at the annual Dance of the Lemons. He was later sent to [[Principal Skinner]]'s office by [[Myra]] who told him he could not smoke before he ate the cigarette and burned the match on his eye. Skinner spoke to Lassen about his prior school experience, including at [[Shelbyville]] Prep. After Skinner mentioned Lassen entering the public school system, Lassen said that how he got this scar before cutting a large gash into his face with a pocket knife. Skinner ended the evaluation of Lassen when he discovered he was left-handed. Soon after, Lassen entered the fourth grade classroom and wrote his name on the blackboard. | |
| − | <p style="font-size: small; text-align: right;">[[ | + | [[Nelson]] made fun of Lassen's name which infuriated him. Lassen also poked fun at Nelson even mentioning his [[Mrs. Muntz|mother]], which led Nelson to cry. As this happened [[Milhouse]] researched Lassen on [[Wiccapedia]], telling [[Bart]] that he served two tours in middle school and also to abort his planned prank on Lassen. Bart refused to do this and began doing his prank on Lassen. After the prank failed, Lassen said that he had a prankster on his hands and decided to cut Bart's hair so it could "be of uniform length". The next day Bart (as [[El Barto]]) "defaced" the blackboard but it was "lucky" for him because Lassen could take a joke before punching the blackboard several times... |
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Jack Lassen is a former school teacher and current prison guard at the Springfield Penitentiary.
According to Lassen's Wiccapedia article, he was born in Maine to Julius and Marion Lassen. His ancestors moved from Maine during the Civil War in the 1860s. His parents also named him after Jack Kennedy, who they mistook for his brother Bobby.
Lassen became a teacher at Springfield Elementary after his name was selected at random by Gary Chalmers at the annual Dance of the Lemons. He was later sent to Principal Skinner's office by Myra who told him he could not smoke before he ate the cigarette and burned the match on his eye. Skinner spoke to Lassen about his prior school experience, including at Shelbyville Prep. After Skinner mentioned Lassen entering the public school system, Lassen said that how he got this scar before cutting a large gash into his face with a pocket knife. Skinner ended the evaluation of Lassen when he discovered he was left-handed. Soon after, Lassen entered the fourth grade classroom and wrote his name on the blackboard.
Nelson made fun of Lassen's name which infuriated him. Lassen also poked fun at Nelson even mentioning his mother, which led Nelson to cry. As this happened Milhouse researched Lassen on Wiccapedia, telling Bart that he served two tours in middle school and also to abort his planned prank on Lassen. Bart refused to do this and began doing his prank on Lassen. After the prank failed, Lassen said that he had a prankster on his hands and decided to cut Bart's hair so it could "be of uniform length". The next day Bart (as El Barto) "defaced" the blackboard but it was "lucky" for him because Lassen could take a joke before punching the blackboard several times...
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