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- [In the living room of Jimbo's house, Jimbo and Dolph play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]
- Jimbo: [scoffing] "This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak!"
- Dolph: "Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society."
- Jimbo: "Maybe I should file you!"
- [Jimbo's mother calls out to the boys from the kitchen.]
- Jimbo's mother: "Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"
- [Dolph snickers.]
- Jimbo: "Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."
- Jimbo's mother: "Oh, the co-op keeps sending me too many eggs. We'll never eat all these eggs. Can you ask Dolph if his mom can use a huge amount of eggs?"
- [A crafty look appears on Jimbo's face.]
- Jimbo: "Hmmm, yeah, he—[quickly corrects himself]—I mean, she can definitely use eggs."
- [Weeks later, Principal Skinner talks to Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart.]
- Skinner: [exiting the men's room] "I don't like it, Apu."
- Apu: "Be that as it may, our restrooms are fully cleaned twice a week."
- Skinner: "No, no, I mean this article about the decrease in vandalism. It feels like the calm before the proverbial storm."
- Apu: "Perhaps our brand new Mocha Squishee Latte could brighten your mood."
- Skinner: "I'm afraid not, my friend. I must stay vigilant and deny myself the creature comforts of a false sense of security. I'll ... uh ... stick with my usual Squishee-ccino if you don't mind."
- Apu: "It would be my pleasure."
- [Meanwhile, outside the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart is about to play a prank: placing a banana peel where someone will slip on it.]
- Principal Skinner: [exiting the store and confronting Bart] "Bart Simpson! You aren't up to any mischief with that banana peel, are you?"
- Bart: "No, sir, sir! [thinking quickly] Uh ... this is where the trash can used to be ... guess they moved it."
- Skinner: "See that you find the appropriate receptacle, young man!"
- [Jimbo calls out to Bart from the roof of the store.]
- Jimbo: "Hey! I need some ideas. If you help me out, I'll tell you the top secret bullies' method of climbing up on this roof."
- Bart: [instantly appearing on the roof] "You mean like this?"
