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Difference between revisions of "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play/Quotes"

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*'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!<br />'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur!
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'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!<br />
*'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
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'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur!
*'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br />'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
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*'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
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'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
*'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
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*'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
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'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br />'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
*'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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*'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />'''Homer (in distance):''' And i say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
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'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
*'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
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*'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br />'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br />'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
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'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
*'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
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*'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
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'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />
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'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
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'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />
 +
'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />
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'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />
 +
'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />
 +
'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />
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'''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
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 +
'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
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'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br />
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'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br />'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
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'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
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*'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />
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'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
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Revision as of 09:09, December 4, 2010


Season 17 Episode Quotes
377 "The Monkey Suit"
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"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer"


Bart: You suck!
Lisa: I concur!


Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!


Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
Tabitha Vixx: They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.


"Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?


Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!


Homer: And you said it would never work.
Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!


Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


Lisa: Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely)
Homer (in distance): And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!


Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!


Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.


Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp): (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.


  • Marge: (To Homer) The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!

Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!

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