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| + | *'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!<br />'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur! | ||
*'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together! | *'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together! | ||
*'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br />'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot. | *'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br />'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot. | ||
*'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think? | *'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think? | ||
*'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love! | *'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love! | ||
| − | *'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />'''[ | + | *'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman! |
*'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! | *'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! | ||
*'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />'''Homer (in distance):''' And i say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn! | *'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />'''Homer (in distance):''' And i say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn! | ||
*'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone! | *'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone! | ||
| − | *'''[ | + | *'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br />'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br />'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute. |
*'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments. | *'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments. | ||
*'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!! | *'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!! | ||
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- Bart: You suck!
Lisa: I concur! - Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
- Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
Tabitha Vixx: They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot. - "Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
- Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
- Homer: And you said it would never work.
Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman! - Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! - Lisa: Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely)
Homer (in distance): And i say, a monkey can mow our lawn! - Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
- Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute. - Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp): (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.
- Marge: (To Homer) The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
