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Difference between revisions of "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily/Quotes"

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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*'''Moe''': Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
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:'''[[Moe]]''': "Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something."
*'''Ned''': Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that.
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:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]''': "Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that."
*'''Moe''': I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
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:'''Moe''': "I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!"
*'''Ned''': What are you saying!?
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:'''Ned''': "What are you saying!?"
*'''Moe''': What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?
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:'''Moe''': "What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?"
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "From now on, I will say 'I love you' or 'You're special' before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?
*'''Homer''': From now on, I will say "I love you" or "You're special" before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, why are you taping Flanders?"
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': "Do you even have a job anymore?"
*'''Lisa''': Dad, why are you taping Flanders?
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:'''Homer''': "I think it's pretty obvious that I don't."
*'''Bart''': Do you even have a job anymore?
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*'''Homer''': I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
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:'''[[Maude Flanders|Maude]]''': "I like to look at the poor people in the infield."
 
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''[Maude looks at Brandine and Cletus, who are at the infield]''
 
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:'''[[Brandine]]''': "Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?"
*'''Maude''': I like to look at the poor people in the infield.
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:'''[[Cletus]]''': "Now, honey, they's my parents too!"
*'''Brandine''': Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
 
*'''Cletus''': Now, honey, they's my parents too!
 
 
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:''[A shirtless [[Homer]] is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]''
 
:''[A shirtless [[Homer]] is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]''
 
 
:'''Homer''': "I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!"
 
:'''Homer''': "I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!"
 
 
:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': "Mommy has bosoms like that!"
 
:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': "Mommy has bosoms like that!"
 
 
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''' ''[sarcastically]'' : "Yeah, I wish."
 
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''' ''[sarcastically]'' : "Yeah, I wish."
 
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Revision as of 23:46, November 26, 2010


Quotes

Moe: "Look Ned, I know we ain’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something."
Ned: "Oh, wasn't she. Thank you Moe, I really appreciate that."
Moe: "I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!"
Ned: "What are you saying!?"
Moe: "What, nothing, she was hot, what you can't take a compliment?"

Homer: "From now on, I will say 'I love you' or 'You're special' before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?

Lisa: "Dad, why are you taping Flanders?"
Bart: "Do you even have a job anymore?"
Homer: "I think it's pretty obvious that I don't."

Maude: "I like to look at the poor people in the infield."

[Maude looks at Brandine and Cletus, who are at the infield]

Brandine: "Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?"
Cletus: "Now, honey, they's my parents too!"


[A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]
Homer: "I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!"
Ralph Wiggum: "Mommy has bosoms like that!"
Chief Wiggum [sarcastically] : "Yeah, I wish."

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