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Latest revision as of 17:29, June 30, 2024


Free Hugs
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXV
Requirement(s): MyPad
Required characters: Kang, Lisa
Next quest(s): The Whole Truth Pt. 1

Free Hugs is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
New Character: Kang
Wiggum Hey there. You're new in town, aren't you?
Wiggum I'm a police officer, in case you're wondering why I'm so astute.
Kang - Sad You do seem pretty sharp.
Lisa - Shocked Chief Wiggum! He's not a visitor to our town, he's a hostile alien. Arrest him and call out the national guard.
Wiggum I was gonna do that. That's the procedure for all visitors.
Wiggum - Sad I think it may be why our tourism industry is in the dumper.
Kang - Sad Wait! I have fled the lush tyranny of Rigel VII to seek asylum in this trailer park of a planet: Earth.
Lisa Oh, Chief Wiggum, we've got to help him! Kang is a defector, like Rudolph Nureyev or Martina Navratilova!
Wiggum - Angry Yeah, but those guys could do stuff and this thing's just a drooling squid.
Kang I wish to be an Earthling now and follow Earthling customs.
Kang Our drone cameras report that you saliva-swallowing bipeds enjoy building useless 2-D buildings.
Kang I shall build the most useless, most two-dimensional building of all!
Lisa - Alarmed Wait, did you say drone cameras?
Kang Silence foolish Earth-tween! If you are accusing me of breeding organic, living camera drones that resemble Earth's housefly...
Kang and then abandoning the project because we got much too much footage of dog poo, you are paranoid!
Lisa - Annoyed Just build your building.
Task: "Build the Make-a-Thing Workshop". It takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Watch Housefly Drone Camera Footage". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Lisa So what kind of store did you build, Mr. Kang?
Kang It is genius!
Kang I provide plush-bear skins and people pay to labor like third-world child-slaves, stuffing and putting sunglasses on them.
Lisa - Deadpan I guess you'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Kang Look at the accessories! There's even a tiny wheel chair!
Lisa - Happy And a little boombox! I wanna make one!
Kang - Angry Yes! Stuff! Stuff like there's no tomorrow!
Kang - Singing Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Treat Yourself →

Pt. 2[edit]

← Previous Quest: Treat Yourself
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa You were right to insist I go trick-or-treating, Mr. Kang. I had a great time.
Kang You deserve it. Now don't be shy -- eat your candy!
Lisa Thank you, I will.
Kang - Angry Yes, eat and fatten yourself!
Kang Then relax by soaking in some olive oil with garlic and lemon zest overnight in this refrigerator!
Lisa - Angry Hmmm, you're starting to sound like the people-eating Rigellian you used to be.
Kang What? No! I am now one of you. Can't you tell by my fanny pack and my tramp stamp?
Lisa - Annoyed Hmm...
Task: "Make Lisa Question Kang's Motives". The job takes place at the Simpson House, requires Kang, and takes 45 seconds.
After quest completion
Kang - Scared Enough of this grilling! I'll tell you everything. I'm setting you up for a Rigellian invasion. In fact, it's already begun!
Lisa - Deadpan I didn't even start questioning you yet - all I asked is if you wanted a drink.
Kang - Angry Oh. In that case.... I'LL TELL YOU NOTHING, IMPUDENT GIRL-COW!
Kang And I'll take an iced tea.
Lisa - Deadpan Yeah, I think I'm gonna go alert everyone to the invasion.
Kang - Sad Great Gas God! She knows about the invasion!!
Kang - Angry Quickly! Begin phase two of the invasion. Codename: Phase Two!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2.
Kang - Angry People of Earth, cower before the approaching Rigellian onslaught!
Homer - Confused They're smaller than I expected...
Kang Our army is made of juveniles who are old enough to fight but too young to vote.
Kang It's the only way we get to fight the really cool, stupid wars.
Homer - Sarcastic Well, I'm not afraid. We have a secret weapon! Prepare to be squished by The Sky Finger!
Task: "Squish a Rigellian Invader".
Kang - Singing Ha, ha, ha, ha! Your impotent squishings do nothing!
Kang Our troops are wearing a protective film, much like the tinted windows of your Earth limousines.
Kang In my short time as an Earthling, I really got into the whole club scene. You know, VIP rooms, bottle service...
Kang But that is neither here nor any other place!
Kang - Angry Prepare for your future as livestock!
Homer - Sad I already came up with the squishing them idea.
Homer - Scared If the survival of humanity depends on me coming up with another idea, we are ska-rewed.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Homer - Scared Those aliens are going to eat me first for sure.
Homer - Sad Oh, why do my loins have to be so marbled?!
Professor Frink Before we start talking about the quality of our body meat, let's find a way to resist the moiven-occupation!
Professor Frink I can engineer a super-weapon!
Professor Frink I just need a small, metal, nail-like object.
Lisa I got a nail in my treat bag. Will that work?
Professor Frink - Sad Well, it's a little on the nose, but we don't have time for subtlety.
Task: "Use the Make-a-Thing Workshop to Craft a Weapon".
Professor Frink Good glavin, look what I found here next to the teddy-bear-stuffing-injector! The Rigellians have a re-moleculizor!
Professor Frink This fascinating machine can take any thing and turn it into a different thing! With the molecules and reconfiguring and the---
Lisa - Shocked Don't get distracted, Professor! You have to get to work on that weapon.
Professor Frink Oh, I've already made the super-weapon. It's there on the counter.
Lisa - Annoyed You hammered a nail into a piece of scrap wood?
Professor Frink - Sad I also installed a decal that said, "Awesome!" but it, uh, did not stick. Ahoy-vun.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Lisa - Alarmed We're doomed! We can't fight off an army of alien invaders with a board with a nail in it!
Kang - Scared A board with a nail in it?!
Kang - Scared Retreat! Retreat!
Kang - Scared Our protective film is worthless if it gets scratched even a little!
Homer Sky Finger, squish now! While they are vulnerable! Squish like you've never squished before!
Task: "Squish Rigellian Invaders" (x20).
After quest completion
Homer - Sarcastic Woo hoo! The town is completely clear of aliens! Time to get back to our regular, fulfilling lives.
Kang You fool! Just because you have cleared your town of Rigellians doesn't mean you have prevailed.
Kang - Angry We will continue to send small numbers to your Springfield over the course of approximately one Earth month.
Kang Maybe longer. Sometimes we extend these things for a week or two after we say we're going to.
Homer - Confused Why don't you just send everyone at once and get it over with?
Kang - Singing Ha, ha, ha, ha! As if your Earth phones could handle that many Rigellians on screen at the same time!
Message We Want You... to squish Rigellians. Fight the good fight and win exclusive prizes.
Quest reward: Probe.png10 and XP10


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