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Malpractice Makes Perfect is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Dr. Robert to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Does your head hurt? Is your stomach queasy? Are you tired and irritable all day? Yes! But your regular doctor just tells you to cut out the booze and get some exercise, am I right? Yes, the evil jerk. Then try the "Terwilliger Treatment", a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them. Ooh, "lifestyle choices" sounds a lot better than "the damn-fool things you do that are killing you." Task: "Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. That treatment really worked! I feel good as new! No more symptoms, like bloating, lethargy, irritable bowel, or sleep apnea? No, I still got all of that, but that's what I meant. Everything's back to normal! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of "cruiser back." You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you're supposed to be catching speeders. Drink 3 cups a day of my special health tea blend, but, and this is important, only after a meal of donuts. Now that's great doctoring! How about my painful and embarrassing face twitch here? Buy my homeopathic water, blend it with your beer, and serve it to your customers. Wow, it works! My face twitch has been replaced by a gloating smile. Task: "Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, I don't think Doctor Terwilliger's advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he's doing is telling people what they want to hear. Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of "Laze in the Hammock" therapy. Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science? Honey, "alternative medicine" is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures. Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff. Task: "Make Lisa Look into Dr. Robert's Treatments". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Cure a Cold with Beer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people "medical" approval to do whatever they want. Lisa, medicine isn't about "cures" and "science". It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices. Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress? Indeed I do. But I'm afraid it involves dating a lot of much younger women. Somehow I will find the courage to endure the treatment. Task: "Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments". The job takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Research Dr. Robert's Past". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark People of Springfield! Oh great, another Lisa shouting thing. Doctor Robert is a fraud! He's not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education. A "D. Ed"? That's barely a doctor of anything. Skinner, I have a D. Ed. Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache? Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you... Chronic Unpopularity. I would never accept your help... totally unproven... but it never hurts to ask... um, what's the remedy? Just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people will come to love you. Well, I guess that's worth five bucks. Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Dubious Medical Advice" (x4). The jobs take place at White House or Hospital and take 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20