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Prize gameplay

Slime and Punishment

Slime and Punishment Pt. 1

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Look! The Jelly Monster is back! Stop it before it destroys the town! Jelly monster no want to destroy the town... You can talk? Like Cookie Monster? Of course me can talk. But...nobody ever try to talk to Jelly Monster. *sniffles* Nobody...like...Jelly Monster. Sorry man, but you WERE destroying the town earlier. Me only destroy town a teensy bit. Can me at least tell you why? Task: Make Jelly Monster Explain (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Listen to the Jelly Monster (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) So, you thought that destroying buildings to collect metal and build a giant can would make people... want to eat you? You Earthlings all seem prefer cranberry jelly out of cans. We are a strange and wondrous people. Not so fast, Jelly Monster. You're under arrest for the destruction of private property! And public property! Is there a third kind of property? Probably that, too! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 2

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Chief Wiggum, you can't arrest him. This was all just a big misunderstanding. Save it for the judge. Right now, this jelly is heading straight to the can! Me can? Yay! No, not YOUR can. THE can. You know, the... Ah, never mind, you'll see when we get there and hit you with the de-lousing powder. If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Chief Wiggum Take Jelly Monster to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Task: Make Jelly Monster Go to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Hey, stay inside the cage. Stop leaking out between the bars there, will ya? Me feel as though cage not designed for jelly-sapiens such as myself. Yeah you got a point there. Hey, Lou? Where do we keep the cages for jelly? Uh, don't think we got one of those, boss. Maybe the Jelly Monster could just serve his time through community service instead. Ah, yeah. So like maybe coaching an inner-city at-risk youth sports team or something? Or possibly something with fewer bone-filled children? Just sayin'. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 3

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: So the court decided your community service should be helping out on my beloved children's show? That what this form says. Then let's get you suited up. God knows we've had more disgusting sideshow hosts. Task: Make Jelly Monster Become Sideshow Jelly Monster (8h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House) Sideshow Jelly Monster, the camera loves you! And so do these stupid kids. I haven't had ratings this good in years! Me...never felt love before. *sniffles* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 4

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Template:Brockman Icon Tonight, on Eye On Springfield. The Krusty The Clown Show's latest gelatinous sideshow host is a smash hit, and the staff all enjoy free cranberry lunches. Template:Brockman Icon In a probably unrelated story, a record number of children who attended a live taping of the show have disappeared. Template:Brockman Icon Police are hoping to launch a full investigation as soon as I stop talking. Whoa. Missing kids? You know anything about that, Sideshow Jelly Monster? Me would never harm an innocent child. That why after every show, me hug each and every one of them. Freeze, Sideshow Jelly! We're here to search for those missing kids from the news report. Me have nothing to hide. Just let me finish digesting this pelvis... Task: Make Jelly Monster Be Searched by the Police (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House) Well well, what have we here? *pulls out children's bones from Jelly Monster's body* Me have no idea how those got there! They must be from when me was destroying town earlier! That's what they all say. You're headed straight back to jail... I mean, community service. Wait, you're already DOING community service? Uh, what's the protocol here? Uh, Chief? They're getting away. Krusty, you helping me escape? Oh, you are true friend! Don't flatter yourself, Jello Pop. You're my biggest cash cow and I gotta get you outta here! Quick, you drive, I'll shoot! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 5

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: *sirens blaring* Look! We're only two miles from the state line. We're gonna make it! Pull the car over! Every cop in Springfield is behind you, all three of us, and you're headed straight for Springfield Gorge. He's right. It's hopeless...let's just turn ourselves in. Maybe they'll go easy and give us community service. Me already on community service! *floors gas pedal* What are you doing?! You never see that movie where Earth ladies drive off cliff at end? *buckles up* Okay, but I get to be Thelma! Task: Make Jelly Monster Drive Off Springfield Gorge (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Cover His Eyes (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House) *waking up* What the? Why aren't we dead? I thought we were toast for sure. It appear that my squishy cranberries padded our fall. So cranberries taste great AND save you from deadly falls? If they handled my tax audit they'd be the perfect fruit! C'mon, let's boost another ride and head for Mexico! Not so fast! You're under arrest for... Hey Lou, what's the code for absorbing children? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 6

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Your honor, where is it written that a sideshow host cannot absorb the bones of children into their body? Chief Wiggum, what do you have to say to that? *whispers* Lou, what was that code again? How many times do I gotta tell you, there is none! If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Chief Wiggum Look up Crime Codes (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Jelly Monster Sweat Cranberry Juice (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House) No code? Jeez... Um, your honor? Technically speaking, there is no crime for absorbing the bones of children into one's body. Very well. Case dismissed! *bangs gavel* I better be getting overtime for this. Not even a little, Lou. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Premium gameplay

Blargity Blarg Blarg

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 1

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Blarg blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg. Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg". He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore. I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us! Blarg! Task: Make Blarg Alien Be Happy (1h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Call Professor Frink (1h, Simpson House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 2

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying. Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers...such as yourself. I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know. I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin. Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg! Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again? Blarg? Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him. We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another. Then why is he actually dancing? *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle. Task: Make Blarg Alien Breakdance (8h) No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance. Blarging Blarg? Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help. Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 3

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out...? Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness. Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out... Blarg... You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause. Blarg! Task: Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit) (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Task: Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me? What is it that you need? Let's see... I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier? Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right? Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay... Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters. I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 4

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison! Sideshow Bob. Lisa. Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison. This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us. So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria? Task: Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg" (1h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town? Blarg blarging blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg blarg. Blarg! Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg. Wait, you speak Blargonian? *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili. You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet. I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 5

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Blarg, blarg! Blarg. Okay, so what is it that the alien wants? Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies. Movies? Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video. Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that. Task: Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Blarg! Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet. Blarg? Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately... I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Black Friday 2020

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 18th: Task: Purchase 12 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1: Task: Purchase 60 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2: Task: Purchase 132 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3: Task: Purchase 300 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4: Task: Purchase 450 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5: Task: Purchase 600 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6: Task: Purchase 750 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 8

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7: Task: Purchase 900 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Homerland

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: It's finally happening, Bart! I'm getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true! Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer. Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans for this place... Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards! It's all part of the magical experience of Homerland. Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy. Task: Make Homer Make More Splinters (1h, Homerland Admission or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Back of the Line

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer, I don't know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe? Of course it is! Uh...Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm. Is it broken? Uh...I don't think so. You're fine. Turn's over. Back of the line. Task: Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line (1h, Trampoline World or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

That Counts as a Turn

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit? This "mud pit" is gonna make us all rich! It's part of my theme park, honey. You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park? *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I'm selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We're almost out of taco casserole! Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa* I'll be in my room. Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn. Task: Make Homer Charge Lisa (1h, Muckville USA or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sorny Not Sorny

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV? You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade! I smell a mark. Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true! I'm not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don't want to hear, "you seem like a smart guy", or anything like that. Okay?! I wouldn't dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let's get to it. These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines. You can't fool me with these knock-off brands. Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut...the Sorny. Ooh! How much, how much?! Uh, Dad, I don't think... Too late. Your father's already given me his entire wallet. Here, I'll let you keep the pictures. Task: Make Homer Buy a Sorny (1h, The Boob Tubery or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Leaving So Zune?

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future! What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated. Oh, yeah? If it's so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player? Next week we're getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member's program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase? Would I ever! I can't watch this. Dad, I'll be in the car. Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go? Task: Make Homer Buy a Zune (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Battle of the Bulges

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Okay, I'm about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything? Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it's time to face General Sherman! Task: Make Homer Battle General Sherman (4h, Catfish Lake) Quest reward: 100 and 10