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{{qf|Bart}} Why were you purring when you were asleep? | {{qf|Bart}} Why were you purring when you were asleep? | ||
Latest revision as of 13:47, March 7, 2022
- Eddie: So what caused the riot?
- Krusty: This punk convinced a birthday party of five-year-olds that our Krusty Kids' Meals were made with real kids!
- Bart: I was just telling them what the Internet told me.
- Krusty: The only kids we use are goats... And that's just their horns! We grind them up as seasoning in the curly fries!
- Chief Wiggum: This is your thirteenth strike, Bart! Here's the deal. You can go to Juvenile Hall...
- Bart: [Gulp!]
- Chief Wiggum: ...Or you can join the police in a new crime-fighting division called "Kid Cops!"
- Bart: Say what now?
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi, partner!
- Chief Wiggum: Ralphie's birthday wish was to be a police officer, but I don't want him doing this alone... He's not the brightest bulb in the pack!
- Bart: So that's my choice? Juvie or hanging out with Ralph?
- Chief Wiggum: Well?
- Bart: I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
- Chief Wiggum: [in thought bubble] Remember, if Ralphie gets hurt in any way, you're off to juvie!
- Bart: You didn't say that before!
- Chief Wiggum: [in thought bubble] I forgot. That's why I'm saying it in your thoughts now!
- Bart: Don't look down that alley unless you've got a strong stomach, kid!
- Jimbo Jones: Please! Arrest me and take me anywhere with a shower!
- Ralph: Hey! Why are you riding girls' bikes?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: We are?!!!
- Dolph Shapiro: Aaah! Jump off!
- Bart: Why were you purring when you were asleep?
- Ralph: I dreamed I was a kitty cop!
- Ralph: I play by my own rules in Scrabble because I can't remember the real ones. Whoever eats the most vowels wins!
- Ralph: Yay! It's Kid Cops Two! The Squeakquel!
