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| {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki> I think we make an awesome duo.}} | | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*<nowiki> I think we make an awesome duo.}} |
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− | ==Peaceful Groovy Feeling==
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− | ===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 1===
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− | {{TB|So who are these guys?}}
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− | {{TB|Never heard of them.}}
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− | {{TB|Boys, let's introduce ourselves properly.}}
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− | {{TB|Homer!}}
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− | {{TB|Lenny!}}
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− | {{TB|Carl!}}
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− | {{TB|Anddddddddd Lou!}}
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− | {{TB|We're Hip-Hoppin' Homer and the Groovettes!}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, uh, welcome to Groovetone Records.}}
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− | {{TB|We're here to record our long-awaited sophomore album.}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, well I'm Marbles. I'll be the studio musician doing your backup music. If you're ready to get started then—}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*<nowiki> Guys! We forgot the most important thing!}}
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− | {{TB|Our big gold chain necklaces?}}
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− | {{TB|No, our turtlenecks! We'll never get our sound right without our turtlenecks. Head to the store and pick up four of them.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What? I'm a musician, not a—}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, you thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to our roadie, Kirk.}}
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− | {{TB|I'm not a roadie, I'm an executive band assistant.}}
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− | {{TB|We need three smalls and one XXL.}}
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− | {{TB|I'm on it!}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry it took so long getting those turtlenecks.}}
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− | {{TB|Alright, here are your turtlenecks. Can we record your album now?}}
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− | {{TB|The tight fabric on my neck pinches my trachea just right to give me those tight harmonies.}}
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− | {{TB|I said XXL, what is this, Kirk?}}
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− | {{TB|It's actually XXXL.}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, maybe I have to break it in first.}}
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− | ===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 2===
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|No woman, no pie!}}
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− | {{TB|Ooooooh, ooooooooh!}}
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− | {{TB|Cut! Cut! It's all wrong. Marbles, that smooth bass needs to be, uh…smoother.}}
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− | {{TB|Smoother? Are you wanting funky smooth, groovy smooth, maybe some funky-groovy smooth?}}
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− | {{TB|Obviously it needs to be a funky-groovy-light-hip-hoppin-smooth fusion. It's all in the sheet music!}}
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− | {{TB|All right, calm down, James Brown.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Smooth Bass Uh…Smoother (4h)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, that's sounding better, Marbles. But a bit of feedback...try to make it a little more, uh…shapely.}}
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− | {{TB|Shapely?}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, you know, like how the bass strings should sound uh… measured but also…sardonic.}}
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− | {{TB|What are you reading? Is that a thesaurus?}}
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− | {{TB|No, I mean... <nowiki>*<nowiki>reads thesaurus<nowiki>*<nowiki> negative.}}
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− | ===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 3===
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>playing the bass<nowiki>*<nowiki> Is this sardonic enough for you?}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, that's perfect. <nowiki>*<nowiki>the power goes out<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>in the pitch black<nowiki>*<nowiki> Uh…Homer are you supposed to be at work right now?}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, do I have to do everything?! Book the studio, Homer. Don't forget the turtlenecks, Homer. Show up to work so the town doesn't lose power, Homer.}}
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− | {{TB|I've done enough. Let's get lunch. Kirk, head to the power plant and fix the problem.}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, but I don't know what to do or where to go or—}}
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− | {{TB|It's easy! Here, take this keycard. Just go into my office in Sector 7-G and push the red button. NOT the red button that makes the reactor melt down, the other red button.}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groans<nowiki>*<nowiki> I'll help him.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Help Kirk Get the Power Back On (2h, Control Building, Groovetone Record's or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lenny: '''Task''': Make Lenny Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Carl: '''Task''': Make Carl Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lou: '''Task''': Make Lou Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, I'm back. I think I fixed everything — one of the reactors started leaking, but that's normal, right?}}
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− | {{TB|We fixed it the best we could. Now can we please just finish recording your weird album, Homer?}}
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− | {{TB|Hey! This is all part of the creative process! What you need to do is use all that frustration and inject it into the music!}}
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− | ===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 4===
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Alright, Marbles. This next song is gonna need you on the piano. It's a smooth groovin' tune about love, loss, and how much I hate Marge's sisters.}}
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− | {{TB|Piano? But I'm a bass player. That's all I know how to play. Well, bass and triangle.}}
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− | {{TB|Hmm, triangle might be better. This could be good.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>triangle trill<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|I love it! Now try to keep up with us, we're gonna play at triple-time-divided-by-two.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groans<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Triangle (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Sing About Marge's Stupid Sisters (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Homer, I've never met Marge's sisters, but there's so much raw passion in this song that I think I hate them more than anything in the world.}}
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− | {{TB|That's the power of music, Lou. The power of music...}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 5===
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Looks like the album is finally done. Marbles, time to get out there and sell.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You want me to go sell your albums? But it's your band.}}
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− | {{TB|I can't go out and sell the album. I have to think about the music. How do you think I come up with all this? Ooh, that could be a song!}}
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− | {{TB|How do you think the music arrives? / Like rain on a desert mountain? / Like the sky falling down and crushing our lives?}}
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− | {{TB|It's a work-in-progress.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marbles Le Marquez Sell Albums on the Corner (1h)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Wait for His Huge Payday (1h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Well, how many millions of albums did you sell?}}
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− | {{TB|Two.}}
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− | {{TB|Two million albums?!}}
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− | {{TB|Two albums. To the same person. Marge Simpson. And then she returned them.}}
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− | {{TB|Here's an itemized bill for the studio time.}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*<nowiki> This wasn't free? Um, Kirk will take care of it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What?}}
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− | {{TB|RUN!!!!!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ==The Bionic Boy==
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− | ===The Bionic Boy Pt. 1===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're looking slick, Downbeat.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*<nowiki> Okay...Downbeat it is.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!}}
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− | {{TB|What's up, Daddy-Os?}}
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− | {{TB|Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't forget the skibbity-scats.}}
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− | {{TB|You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.}}
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− | {{TB|Mary Jane?}}
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− | {{TB|No, money!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.}}
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− | {{TB|Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome...}}
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− | {{TB|Please, Bart.}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You only ever want Krusty Burger...and I'm a vegetarian.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I keep telling you, fries are a food group.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies (4h)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I would prefer not to say.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's why my teeth look like this.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Bionic Boy Pt. 2===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. <nowiki>*<nowiki>cracks a walnut<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A benefit concert?! Outta sight!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>down low<nowiki>*<nowiki> In the pocket!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So what do we do?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her...}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Whoa, I love when bridges do that!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|$50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Bionic Boy Pt. 3===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Bionic prosthetics?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!}}
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− | {{TB|Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*<nowiki> All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, signed.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Where'd you come from?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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− | {{TB|None of that was routine.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Bionic Boy Pt. 4===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>jar shatters<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You must have loosened it.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming (1h)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! <nowiki>*<nowiki>drum smashes<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ===The Bionic Boy Pt. 5===
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− | {{TB|Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*<nowiki> Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>scribbling notes<nowiki>*<nowiki> Wants to kill patient...knows what a syringe is...fascinating stuff.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.}}
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− | {{TB|I don't think I've learned anything.}}
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− | {{TB|Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Physically and figuratively.}}
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− | {{TB|Right on.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Indubitably.}}
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− | {{TB|In the pocket.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Boogie Woogie.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You really need to have the last word don't ya?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ab-so-lute-ly!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ==The Couch Caper==
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− | ===The Couch Caper Pt. 1===
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− | {{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3 or the event ends.<br/>After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Honey, I'm home! What in the heck are you doing?}}
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− | {{TB|Just squeezing these free ketchup packets into our old bottle of ketchup.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Why don't you just buy more?}}
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− | {{TB|With the money you make playing jazz? I can only afford the essential condiments: salsa and Dijon.}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*<nowiki> It won't always be like this. I promise. I'm gonna land that record deal and things will be looking up for—}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wait, where's Eleanor?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Who?}}
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− | {{TB|Eleanor, my trumpet! I left her right here by the couch before I went out, and now she's gone.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Am I your trumpet's keeper?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, jazzos and jazzettes, it looks like we've got ourselves a good old-fashioned mystery.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You haven't even started looking yet.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I will get to the bottom of this.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Follow the Clues (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lunchlady Dora: '''Task''': Make Lunchlady Dora Squeeze Ketchup Packets (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>groans<nowiki>*<nowiki> What are you doing now?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If I shine this blacklight, it'll show you where bodily fluids are. I learned it from every CSI that's ever aired.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You really think a robber took the trumpet and then left a trail of fluid everywhere?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm only following the evidence.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Couch Caper Pt. 2===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hmm, it looks like the trail of clues heads out the door and then goes cold. To crack this case, I must combine all the skills of Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Bosch, and Veronica Mars.}}
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− | {{TB|I used to love that show!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Anyway. If you're going out will you at least swing by Krusty Burger and get me some more ketchup packets?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The game is afoot! And justice waits for no condiments.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Stock Up on Detective Supplies (4h, Try-N-Save, Sprawl Mart, CostMo, Herman's Military Antiques, Springfield Grocery Store or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|One box of gloves. <nowiki>*<nowiki>beep<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|One set of night-vision goggles. <nowiki>*<nowiki>beep<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And they better be the kind that make everything look green.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|One hidden camera. <nowiki>*<nowiki>beep<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's not hidden yet.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thank you for shopping at Try-N-Save.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now it's time to catch the thief who stole my instrument!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Before you do that, could you fill out a short customer experience survey?}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Couch Caper Pt. 3===
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Shoot, I forgot my magnifying glass and I need it to find my trumpet.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I hear you've got quite a case on your hands...Skinny.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Who are you?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My name is Manacek.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You look like you time-traveled here from the 1979 set of "Big Shamus, Little Shamus".}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|See, the curious thing about your stolen trumpet is...stealing it was an inside job.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So you think I stole it?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, but I'm going to get to the bottom of this...even if it means leaving no pet rock unturned.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We have to stock up for the stakeout. I'm thinking a bottle of Cognac and a thick stack of "Paris Match" magazines.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A stakeout? Who do we need to stake out?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There's a little lunchlady who isn't little and isn't telling the truth either.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Have a Stakeout (4h, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Canyonero, Sterline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Homer's Car, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Manacek: '''Task''': Make Manacek Have a Stakeout (4h, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Canyonero, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Homer's Car, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So why exactly are we staking out my girlfriend? Don't you think the robber is long gone by now?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They always come back to the scene of the crime. And in this case, the robber lives at the scene of the crime.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|These night-vision goggles make my head hurt.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You flip the 8-track and I'll test out this so-called "night-vision".}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Do you see Lunchlady Dora in there?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, she's cooking up some tater-tots...in her birthday suit.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're not creeping on her, are you?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry, falling in love with a mysterious woman is the first step to solving a crime. Luckily for you, your lunchlady repulses me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You haven't helped at all in finding my trumpet.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Haven't I?}}
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− | {{TB|No.}}
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− | {{TB|Well, for what it's worth — and it is worth quite a bit — your trumpet isn't at your house. It's at Lunchlady Dora's second boyfriend's house.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|She stole my trumpet and she's two-timing me?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You really have a knack for this, Skinny.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Couch Caper Pt. 4===
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>grumbling<nowiki>*<nowiki> That 1970s detective thinks he knows so much about my personal life just because his entire job is finding stuff out.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I need to clear my head, get a good night's rest, and pick up the clues in the morning after some waffles and—}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wait, what's this? A trail of footprints leading away from my front door?}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Follow the Footprints (4h)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It looks like these footprints lead right to the Municipal House of Pancakes.}}
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− | {{TB|Can I get a short stack of pancakes?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And did you want those pancakes American, Swedish, or Scooty Hooty Sweet and Fruity?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Dora? Since when were you working night shifts at MHOP?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I need — I mean, we need the money.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But I provide for you, right baby?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Not really, no. I make more as a lunchlady, and that's really saying something.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Actually, scratch that. Lemme have the Ham Slam with cheese and a side of Don't Go Bacon My Heart.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Otto, can you give us a minute here? Also, you should really try the French toast. It's delicious.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Right on, amigo!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Are you not telling me something?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm not not telling you something.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===The Couch Caper Pt. 5===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're right, Dora. Losing my trumpet is probably a sign that I need to get my life together and try to provide for you more.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So I guess my days of jazz are over.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm sorry, Skinny.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|First thing Monday morning I'm going to get me a job that'll make me the man you first decided to casually date.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, thank you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But first things first, let's scrounge up what money we do have so we can find a new place and get out of this dump.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Search the Couch Cushions for Coins (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lunchlady Dora: '''Task''': Make Lunchlady Dora Search the Couch Cushions for Coins (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>searching the couch cushions<nowiki>*<nowiki> There's got to be money in here somewhere! Hold on, what's this? <nowiki>*<nowiki>gasps<nowiki>*<nowiki> My trumpet!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>gasps<nowiki>*<nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't pretend to be surprised, Dora.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, Manacek. You haven't solved anything. My trumpet was right here in the couch cushions the whole time!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But was it? <nowiki>*<nowiki>flashback<nowiki>*<nowiki> It was a simple matter of Lunchlady Dora pretending to look for your trumpet when in reality she was hiding it right under your caboose.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But then why would she leave it in the couch?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Because that's not your trumpet. It's a perfect replica — examine the polish.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It tastes unlacquered! It's a silver varnish instead of brass.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Once you left to pick up your dry cleaning, Lunchlady Dora went straight to King Toot's to sell your trumpet to the highest bidder.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And after selling that trumpet's weight in brass, Lunchlady Dora thought she was in the clear. But then...you ran into me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So, panicking, she made a perfect replica of the trumpet, then stuffed that replica back into the couch.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Nothing you say makes any sense!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, and one more thing. She's having an affair with King Toot.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, it's all true! I admit it! I needed the money! And I needed King Toot! He's the one I love!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm sorry, Manacek. I should have never doubted you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Manacek Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Solving a crime has many fathers, but no sons.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*<nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*<nowiki> I like you, Manacek.}}
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| {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
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