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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update

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The thirty-sixth content update, known as the Thanksgiving content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released officially on November 15, 2013.

Contents

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa.png Sacagawea Lisa Tapped Out Unlock Sacagawea Lisa.png
Tapped Out Tribal Chief.png Tribal Chief Tapped Out Unlock Tribal Chief.png
Tapped Out Turkey.png Turkey Tapped Out Unlock Turkey.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Tapped Out.png Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino 6s Donut Tapped Out.png150 Tribal Chief

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Poochie Parade Balloon.png Poochie Parade Balloon Cash.png20,000
Tapped Out Pow-Wow's Casino Sign.png Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out Stampy Parade Balloon.png Stampy Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out The May Flower.png The May Flower Donut Tapped Out.png100
Tapped Out The Grumple Parade Balloon.png The Grumple Parade Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon.png Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon Cash.png5,400

Returning Decorations

All of the balloons required Level 5 and could be bought multiple times. These decorations came from last year's Thanksgiving update

Image Balloon Costs Notes
Tapped Out Itchy Balloon.png Itchy Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png30 (reduced from last year's Donut Tapped Out.png40) 2.00% bonus money and XP to all jobs
Tapped Out Scratchy Balloon.png Scratchy Balloon Cash.png1,000 Improves vanity rating
Tapped Out Blinky Balloon.png Blinky Balloon Cash.png16,500
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Balloon.png Santa's Little Helper Balloon Cash.png30,000
Tapped Out Snowball 2 Balloon.png Snowball 2 Balloon Donut Tapped Out.png15 (reduced from last year's Donut Tapped Out.png20) 0.50% bonus money and XP to all jobs

Gameplay

Thanksgiving

When the player logs into their game
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's the weird paper stuff in the mailbox?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's called "mail."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You mean they invented a paper version of electroni mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big "mail"! Maybe it's full of more "paper".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, the dollar doesen't have Sacawhoever on it. it has Geroge Washington, the inventor of money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I wanted to dress up as Sacagawea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A white girl dressing up lika a native American? I don't know, that sounds a little racist to me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just give me the costume.
Message Sacagawea Lisa has been placed in your inventory.

After taking Sacagawea Lisa out of the inventory
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That costume looks great on you Lisa. You're the cutest racist I've ever seen!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Stop calling me that!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you'd call ME racist.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png That's true...but...because...cultural...something...I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THIS COSTUME!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Dad, I was thinking... maybe this year we could have a vegetarian Thanksgiving.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So just because you feel guilty about walking around in a racist costume, I have to suffer?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png STOP CALLING ME RACIST!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How about "racish?" The "ish" means it's not fully racist, but still a little.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Talking to you I feel an even deeper connection with oppressed peoples everywhere.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great, maybe you can dress up as them next.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In the meantime, don't change the only thing we know about Thanksgiving: THEY ATE TURKEY.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png *sigh* I'm the only animal rights activist in this whole town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Activish.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Sulk". It takes 1 hour and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Apu! Turkey me!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh but that I could turkey you, Mr. Homer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png TURKEY ME!!!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Unfortunatley none of my ususal brands of turkeys were delivered. Not the Butterbutts, not the Gobbler Deluxe, not even a single Drumstick King.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png TTTTUUURRRKKKEEEYYY MMMEEE!!!!!!!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png If you want a Thaksgiving turkey, your only hope is to go to a farm and buy one.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You mean... ME turkey me?
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Make Homer Find a Nice Turkey at Cletus's Farm". It takes 2 hour and the player receives total Cash.png210 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Cletus, hook me up with your fattest most juicy turkey!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Want me to kill it and pluck it for ya?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why should you have all the fun? I've got a beheading axe in the car... barley used.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Well, the turkey's out back. Don't forget to drain the blood.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Please. Ending the life of turkeys by draining their blood is my life blood.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png You a silly feller all right I reckon.
When the task is completed.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey ding-dong, there's no turkeys out there. Just meth labs and kids smoking meth. And a lot of meth just lying around.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png My gobblers has been taken?! Oh, this is terrible! I'm so sad, I'm gonna need me a whole lotta meth.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No Cletus, this is one problem meth can't solve. Did anything strange happen that could explain the missing turkeys?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Coulpe a nights ago I was milkin' the cow, and smokin' meth, in the barn when I sees bright lights.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ALIENS! They most have been kidnapped by aliens!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Why would we eat the dry meat of turkets when we can gorge ourselves on the tender flesh of turkey-fattend humans?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Turkey-fattend humans are our foise gras!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What about regular foise gras?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png We would never eat that! It's cruel!

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Something terrible has happened! I don't have blood on my hands!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That sounds like a good thing. Please let it be a good thing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, the blood on my hands that I crave is turkey blood. But all of the live turkeys are missing!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png What about a vegetarian turkey? A tofurkey? Or a seitan-urkey? Or a spelt-urkey?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How about a barf-urkey with extra barf sauce and a side of barf stuffing, barf potatoes and barfberry jelly with barf pie a la barf for dessert?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Vegan food doesn't taste like barf. Except quinoa.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't worry. I'll get back our turkeys, with an old-fashioned turkey hunt.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now where do we keep our dynamite?
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Organize a Search Party for Missing Turkeys". It takes 24 hour and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Moe?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey Homer…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Flanders?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hate you.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You keep telling me that.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Also, I need your help.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Gentlemen. We are about to embark on the most important mission of our lives.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh dear! Did a child go missing? Did an elderly person with dementia wander off?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Did some kinda monkey with a deadly virus escape from a secret lab and we gotta capture it alive to create an antidote before it turns us into Planet of the Apes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Worse. And different. All the turkeys in Springfield have gone missing. It's up to us to hunt them down, otherwise this year's Thanksgiving will be….Vegetarian!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern", "Make Moe Hunt for Turkeys", "Make Ned Hunt for Turkeys" and "Make Homer Hunt for Turkeys". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,260 and XP.png450 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We can't find the turkeys anywhere!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png God will be so sad that we aren't eating his blessed creatures on a day celebrating the stealing of a land from his other blessed creatures.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png On the bright side, I did find a diseased monkey that might or might not have turned us into a Planet of the Apes. I hired it to work the bar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think it's time to face facts. This Thanksgiving, we won't be eating anything with a face.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png (GASP)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png (GASP)

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It just doesn't feel like Thanksgiving without turkey.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Deliciously decapitated turkey.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png With sauces made from its death drippings.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's face it. Without a dead turkey, it's Thanksgiving itself that's dead.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5" which is to "Make Springfielders Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving(x10)". It takes 4 hours and the player receives x10Cash.png175 and XP.png45 (non-premium) or x10Cash.png260 and XP.png70 (premium) in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Everyone seems to think Thanksgiving is all about gluttony and ceaseless consumption.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png A sparse, frugal and healthy meal of steamed Swiss Chard and assorted other international chards should cure them of their obsession with meat.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Without dead flesh in their stomachs, Springfielders will experience a heightened sense of peace and well-being.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png And so will I…as I hang out with the living turkeys I've hidden in the brown house!
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png *sneaky chuckle*
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Care for Kidnapped Turkeys". It takes 24 hours and the player receives in total Cash.png600 and XP.png150 in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Oh no! The turkeys are gone! They must have escaped while I was feeling self-satisfied!
Tapped Out Turkey Icon.png *Gobble gobble*
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Except this little gobbler, who fell asleep listening to one of my many tiresome speeches to myself.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Don't worry little turkey! I'll find your friends and save them from becoming part of this carnivorous festival of death!
Tapped Out Turkey Asleep Icon.png Zzzzz...
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Oh…, my self-involved monologue must have put him to sleep.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Maybe I can get some help from someone who actually knows about animals, instead of just talking about them all the time.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Take a Field Trip to Cletus's Farm". It takes 2 hours and the player receives in total Cash.png110 and XP.png27 in reward.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Cletus, chould you share your country wisdom so that I might find escaped turkeys?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Don't you patronize me.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png What?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I knows when a city feller is talking down to me. I'm country, not stupid.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png You're right…I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I'm just joshin' ya. I is stupid! Powerful stupid!

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 8

After tapping on Cletus exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png To catch a Turkey, you'd need a Turkey caller.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Do you have a turkey caller I can...borrow?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Borrow? That's communist talk! I'll trade you one for some of those foot-bags you got.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png You mean shoes?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png No! Your foot bags!!!
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 8" which is to "Make Cletus Whittle a Turkey Caller". It takes 12 hours and the player receives in total Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 9

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png What a funny looking contraption.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png UGH! And the sound is so incredibly annoying!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Funny looking ant annoying? Is it a Lisa?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *laughs*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *more laughs*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *even more laughs*
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png *annoyed grumbling*
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 9" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Call Turkeys" and "Collect 10 Turkeys"(Turkeys appear after each time Lisa completes the Turkey Call task.). It takes 4 hours per Turkey and the player receives ten times Cash.png175 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What the heck is all that gobbling?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Gobbling? It's…uh…goblins! Yea, goblins! Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat! Boooo!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Halloween goblins? Happy Halloween everyone!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, this isn't the Halloween update! It's the Thanksgiving update.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Uhhh...
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I thought I heard some Halloween goblins, but it turns out it's...
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png ... MY TURKEYS!!!

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 10

After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png Umm…dad…you know how the turkeys have been missing for a while now?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png I kidnapped them. And then I locked them up in the Brown House. And then they escaped.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png HALLELUJAH! Thanksgiving IS saved!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And also, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 10" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Go to her Room". It takes 1 hour and the player receives Cash.png70 and XP.png17 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady. Trying to rob Springfield of its God-given right to turkey dinner!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All I wanted to do was save a few innocent lives.
Tapped Out Homer Sacagawea Icon.png As further punishment, I will wear your Sacagawea costume in a scarcastic fashion.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is the worst Thanksgiving ever!
Tapped Out Homer Sacagawea Icon.png No, it's the worst Thanksgiving yet.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Sacagawea Icon.png WOO HOO! Thanksgiving is back on!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean Turkey-geddon is back on?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh Lisa. Don't be such a Thanksgiving-pooper. At least I gave you your costume back.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's stretched out like a circus tent and smells like pork chops. So yeah, Dad, thanks.
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 11" which is to "Make Sacagawea Lisa Mourn Thanksgiving Turkey Massacre". It takes 8 hours and the player receives Cash.png275 and XP.png70 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ohhh, I hate seeing my children doing a guilt-trip job.

Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie... Our poor little Lisa... I haven't seen her this sad in ages.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *grumble*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh fine! We can have a turkey-free Thanksgiving this year.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png REALLY?!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png REALLY?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png REALLY?!
Tapped Out Turkey Icon.png *Gobble Gobble*?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes. Really.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If... I can eat a whole cow for Christmas!
Tapped Out Cow Icon.png *Mooo*?!?!?!?!?!
The player receives "Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 12" which is to "Make Lisa Enjoy a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving", "Make Homer Endure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving", "Make Marge Endure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving" and "Make Bart Endure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving". It takes 8 hours per each and the player receives Cash.png275 and XP.png70 per each in reward.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I wants you to keep this turkey as a re-ward.
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png You know who really deserves this turkey?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png The real life player who wasted his hard-earned money buying imaginary pictures from a 25-year old TV show?
Tapped Out Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png No... Me. You were right the first time.
Character Unlocked Tapped Out Turkey.png
Tapped Out Unlock Turkey.png

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After the player logs into their game on November 28th, 2013 (Thanksgiving Day 2013)
Sign Happy Thanksgiving! Most people celebrate with turkey, but we're celebrating with donuts.
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 1". The player receives Donut Tapped Out.png3 in reward.

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 2

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh my God! We got three donuts just because of what day it was?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I wonder if we could reset the clock on our device, then when the machine thinks it becomes today again, we'll get another three donuts!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wouldn't that be cheating?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, cheating is when you press a bunch of buttons and get unlimited ammo. This is hacking!
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 2" which is to "Reset the Clock on his myPad". It takes 8 hours and the player receives Cash.png275, XP.png70, and Donut Tapped Out.png3 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That took you a long time, Dad. Normally when you play with your myPad it's just for a couple seconds.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know, but I get confused when I have to go into the settings menu. What the hell is a DHCP? And how much is it costing me to lease it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The good news is I was able to reset the clock. Now the game will think it's Thanksgiving again in 3...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png 2...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png 1...
Sign Happy Thanksgiving! Most people celebrate with turkey, but we're celebrating with donuts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wohoo!

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can't believe that trick worked. Now we can get unlimited donuts!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But Dad, that would be unethical. Besides, wouldn't it ruin the fun of the game?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The fun of always having to wait 24 hours? The fun of not being able to afford things?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The fun of not being able to grow crops because my corn still needs 50 days?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Screw fun — I'll take the unlimited donuts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And more importantly, I can post a video of me doing it on the Internet and get like a zillion views!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Finally people will realize I'm a genius at computering!
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Post his Hack on the Internet". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark the 29th November
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow Dad, your "How to get Unlimited Donuts" video is getting a lot of hits.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know. Move over "Puppy on a Piano" -- there's a new Most Watched Video in town!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm a Internet celebrity... and that never goes away!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The only problem is, the popularity of your video is sure to attract the attention of EA.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I bet they can put out a patch that fixes that problem pretty quickly.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png In fact, I bet they're doing it right now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png AUGHHH!!! Where's my myPad?! I've got to get my donuts!
The player receives "Happy Thanksgiving Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Reset the Clock on his myPad". It takes 45 seconds and the player receives Cash.png103 and XP.png11 in reward.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey folks, Thanksgiving's over! Which means it's a salesman's favorite of days... Black Friday.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh no, they fixed my hack. And even worse, Gil's here. I hate this stupid game!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's probably a lesson to be learned in here about cheating.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There sure is. If you do it, don't post it online until you've fully exolotied it for yourself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's not what I meant.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I wonder if I could have still selected "Reset the Clock" from my job list when my quests was "Post Hack on the Internet"?

Tribal Chief

God Bless Native America Pt. 1

After tapping on Tribal Chief's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Excuse me sir, is this Springfield?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png U-huh... You new? I ain't never seen your kind 'round here 'fore.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Fancy tie, suede jacket... I KNOWS! Y'allz one of dem preem-yam characters I'z been hearin' 'bout!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh just ignore him, he's the local yokel - one of many beloved American stereotypes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Speaking of stereotypes, you must be here to help celebrate this year's Thanksgiving?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png No, actually I'm here on business. I run the new casino and would like to learn a little bit about Springfield.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A Native American opening a casino, eh? No stereotypes that I can see there.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 1" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Learn about Springfield's Culture" and "Make Homer Teach about Sprinfield's Culture". It takes 12 hours each and the player receives total Cash.png805 and XP.png186 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So that's everything there is to know about out little town!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Hmmm... that took far less time then I'd anticipated.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes. Like most colonial towns, Springfield stole the staggering majority of its cultural heritage from other people.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Except the Harlem Shake! We invented that.

God Bless Native America Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm really excited to see Native America finally represented in our town Chief!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Thank you Lisa, it's nice to feel welcome in spirte of my current price point.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Speaking of money, would you like to help me get started on my mission to break down the walls of cultural insensitiviy and ignorance?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'd love to! What would you like me to do? Hand out pamphlets? Organzie protests? Burn an effigy? I've always wanted to burn an eggify.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png No, no. Nothing quite so involved. I just need an unpaid voulunteeer to help me deliver Casino Vouchers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...for some kind of a unification ceremony?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png No, to advertise the casino. Social Security checks come today, and I want to fleece the olides before they have time to desposit their money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* I'm tring to like you, but you're not making it easy.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 2" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Hand Out Expired Vouchers". It takes 24 hours each and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png235 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think it would be a great idea for you to say hello to some of the local business owners.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They hold a lot of clout over what goes on in Springfield.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Did I just hear a gun go off inside that convenience store?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I wish I could say no.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lisa Visit the Kwik-E-Mart" and "Make Tribal Chief Visit the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 60 minutes each and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png53 in reward.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png If it isn't Lisa Simpson. It is good to see you again! Please forgive the bullet holes. We're, uh... re-decorating. With holes.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And who is your middle-aged friend?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is Chief... Um... I'm so sorry! I just realized I don't know your name!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Just call me Chief. It got too hard for my tribe to think of decent names after a while.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Just ask my brother Bad Smelling Wind. Or my cousin Really Bad Smelling Wind.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Wow! A native tribe and its casino in Springfield! How exciting! This is the most excellent news!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png It pleases me that you feel so warmly towards native Americans.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Anything to get these racist crackers off my back.

God Bless Native America Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry about all these terrible jokes Chief. You're not really getting the writers when they're at their best. Kind of dregs, really.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Speaking of dregs, let me introduce you to Comic Book Guy.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png On behalf of my people: The Nation of Obese Nerds of Comic Book Reatail, I welcome you to Springfield!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Thank you...?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have learned much of your people's struffle from the countless minor comic book characters of native origin.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png This includes Captain Tomahawk, Mohawk Man, The Pow Wow Puncher and my personal favorite, Firewater Man.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png It would be my honor if you were to join a brief 'Q & A' gathering inside my shop.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon", "Make Lisa Visit the Android's Dungeon" and "Make Tribal Chief Visit the Android's Dungeon". It takes 8 hours each and the player receives total Cash.png795 and XP.png185 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow... that was awkward.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png That place smelled worse than the sweatiest sweat lodge.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe we should visit someone a little less entertaining next.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 5" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern", "Make Lisa Visit Moe's Tavern" and "Make Tribal Chief Visit Moe's Tavern". It takes 3 hours each and the player receives total Cash.png435 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Chief, meet Moe Szyslak. Moe, the Chief is a manager of a Native Casino that's just moved into town.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, I guess I'll finally have to stop organzing illicit after-hours poker games at the bar.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Oh don't worry, we're not here to compete with your illegal business.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Oh I ain't worried, I still go the panda smuggling. People love the panda smuggling. They buy em as fast I can smuggle em. Panda, panda, panda... smuggle, smuggle, smuggle...
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png You are truly a monster.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah.

God Bless Native America Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm so embarrassed by this town.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You must think Springfield is the most backward place in the world.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png It could be worse.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How so?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png No idea. Just making conversation.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Honestly, I would do anything to leave this place right now.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Unfortunately there are no roads leading out of town. You can't build them that way here.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png They can trap my body, but they can't trap my mind.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 6" which is to "Make Tribal Chief Embark on a Vision Quest". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png430 and XP.png115 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 7

After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sir! Is that your Casino parked over there?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Yes. Yes it is. Why do you ask?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png May I see you license, registration and a certificate of insurance?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png I have only just arrived in town. I'm afraid I don't have any of those things.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png in that case you should know you're contravening the Springfield Gaming and Gambling statute.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Specifically you're in violation of section 3, subsection 8 paragraph 391.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And yes, I did memorize that bit of the law just in case an unlicensed native casino arrived in town unexpedtedly.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Typical. I've only just arrived and already I'm being harassed by cops.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Tell you what, I'll hold off on giving you a citation. But I will need to inspect the premise for any, errr... illegal actitity.
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 7" which is to "Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station" and "Make Wiggum Have Fun at the Native Casino". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png235 in reward.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now that is what I call a buffet. Shrimp, lobster claws, crab legs... and the muffins! They're bigger than at Pechanga!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png No one's muffins are bigger than Pechanga's, but that you for the compliment.

God Bless Native America Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm worried the Chief doesn't like it here in Springfield and wants to leave.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh Lisa. The Chief is now as much part of this town as you and I are. Where's he gonna go? Clash of Clans? I don't think so.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What if he just doesn't like us and decides to embark on an objective that has no end date...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow... scary.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And what if that endless objective can't be rushed with donuts?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hold me Lisa!
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 8" which is to "Make Lisa Fret About Native American Relations" and "Make Homer Fret About Native American Relations". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash.png550 and XP.png120 in reward.

God Bless Native America Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa – I had a vision quest! Matthew Modine fell in love with Linda Fiorentino.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think you just saw the movie “Vision Quest”.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In the movie does Matthew Modine have super powers including super-stretching and super-strength and invisibility and sometimes flying? And is Linda Fiorentino a talking frog?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe you did have a vision quest.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What does it mean?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think we need to talk to the chief before he leaves town!!!
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 9" which is to Make Tribal Chief Attend a Corporate Meeting" and "Make Lisa Bust in on a Corporate Meeting". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png ...as this graph indicates, during the last quarter our video lottery terminal profits soared like an eagle!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry to interrupt your meeting!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Why, if it isn't little Lisa Simpson….How unexpected that I should see you in the middle of a hastily scheduled quarterly investor call...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I just wanted to make sure you didn't leave without considering everything the town has to offer to you and your tribe!
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Leave? But Lisa, I would never leave a town that had a person like you in it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Really? Thank you. But why me?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png Because unlike the rest of the dolts in this town, you have a future. You will grow up to do something great, and no doubt make a fortune. And then you will visit the casino and we will get a large chunk of that fortune from you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOO HOO! The Chief is staying!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* Chief, I'm still having trouble liking you.

God Bless Native America Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So all this talk about lifting Springfield out of its cultural poverty wasn't true?
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png I think you misunderstood Lisa. The fact that my business is doing so well is proof that our efforts here have been fruitful!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm not sure I'd call ‘Living it up at the Casino' a real cultural exchange….When you think about it, casinos are actually a regressive tax on the disadvantaged. Money is extracted from the poorest and most vulnerable of the community with little contribution to the local tax base because all the profits go to the tribe.
Tapped Out Tribal Chief Icon.png You can go now. Be sure to tell everyone in town: “For great good, terrific shows, and gaming action, be sure to visit Caesar's Pow Wow Casino!”
The player receives "God Bless Native America Pt. 10" which is to "Make Springfielders ‘Live it up' at the Native Casino" (x10). It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png6,100 and XP.png1,510 in reward.

Gil

Gil Offer 2013 Thanksgiving.png

From the November 29th is Gil giving a offer. The Duff Brewery, Springfield Sign and Cash.png50,000 for Donut Tapped Out.png300. Gil just come to your town if you don't have the Duff Brewery and the Springfield Sign.


After tapping on Gil's Duffman balloon
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey, has Ol' Gil got a Black Friday sale for you!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png You probably don't need it, or even want it -- heck, it may not even be that good of deal.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png But it's Black Friday, so you'll thin it is. And you'll buy it!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Please buy it.
The sale sign pops up.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Well, if you change your mind you can find the deal in the premium item menu.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Although I don't get paid a commission when you buy it that way.

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