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The thirty-ninth content update, known as the Christmas 2013 Event, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a event which was released on December 10, 2013. The Currency in this event are Gift Cards and Gift Bags, and there will be 5 Community Prizes[1]

Holiday 2013 Guide Update.png
Guide with original ending date

Contents

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Mr. Costington.png Mr. Costington Tapped Out Mr. Costington New Character.png
Yes Guy.png The Yes Guy Community Prize:
Tapped Out GiftCard.png975,000,000
Tapped Out The Yes Guy.png
Tapped Out Snow Monster.png Snow Monster Tapped Out Snow Monster New Character.png
Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon.png Christmas Raccoon Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon New Character.png
The Grumple.png The Grumple Special Character:
It will unlock on Christmas Eve (December 24th, 2013)[2]
Tapped Out The Grumple New Character.pngDonut Tapped Out.png120
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns.png Ebenezer Burns Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns New Character.png
Community Prize:
Tapped Out GiftCard.png625,000,000
Tapped Out Ned SantaSuit.png Santa Flanders Tapped Out Flanders Santa New Character.png
Tapped Out Barney Plowking.png Plow King Tapped Out Plow King New Character.png
Tapped Out Candy Kevin.png Candy Kevin Tapped Out Candy Kevin New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Santas Workshop.png Santa's Workshop 24h Tapped Out GiftBag.png625,000,000 Building Toys
Tapped Out Costingtons.png Costington's 24h Tapped Out GiftCard.png30,000 Mr. Costington
Tapped Out Egg Nog Bar.png Egg Nog Bar Instant Tapped Out GiftCard.png250 Generating Spin Token
Tapped Out Helter Shelter.png Helter Shelter Can only be won from the Giveaway Wheel
Tapped Out ClausCO.png ClausCo Can only be won from the Giveaway Wheel
Tapped Out HLE Ride.png Happy Little Elves Ride Tapped Out GiftCard.png14,000
Tapped Out Springfield Skating Rink.png Springfield Skating Rink Tapped Out GiftCard.png10,000
Tapped Out Springfield Mall.png Springfield Mall Tapped Out GiftCard.png3,000

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Backwater Brewery.png Backwater Brewery Donut Tapped Out.png25
Tapped Out Jet Engine Bike.png Jet Engine Bike Donut Tapped Out.png30
Tapped Out Devil Float.png Devil Float Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out Present Depot.png Present Depot Cash.png2,000
Tapped Out Elf Home.png Elf Home Donut Tapped Out.png60 or Tapped Out GiftCard.png6,000
Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 1.png Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 2.png Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 3.png Tapped Out Lamp Post Festive 4.png Lamp Post Festive Cash.png385
Tapped Out Festive Candy Cane.png Festive Candy Cane Cash.png450
Tapped Out Festive Nutcracker.png Festive Nutcracker Cash.png425
Tapped Out Festive Lawn Angel.png Festive Lawn Angel Cash.png750
Tapped Out Festive Hot Drink Stand.png Festive Hot Drink Stand Cash.png1,200
Tapped Out Festive Trash Can Fire.png Festive Trash Can Fire Donut Tapped Out.png3
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Snowman.png Santa's Little Helper Snowdog Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Tapped Out Snowball Snowman.png Snowball Snowcat Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Tapped Out Grampa Snowman.png Grampa Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Ice God Giveaway Wheel
Tapped Out Festive Lawn Bell.png Festive Lawn Bell Cash.png425
Tapped Out Festive Fancy Lawn Bell.png Festive Fancy Lawn Bell Cash.png425

^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel.

Returning items

Several items from the Christmas 2012 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.

Buildings

Image Name Costs
Santa's Village Tapped Out.png Santa's Village Donut Tapped Out.png200

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Holiday Tree.png Holiday Tree Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,500
Homer Snowman.png Homer Snowman Melting.png Homer Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Bart Snowman.png Bart Snowman Melting.png Bart Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Lisa Snowman.png Lisa Snowman Melting.png Lisa Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Marge Snowman.png Marge Snowman Melting.png Marge Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Maggie Snowman.png Maggie Snowman Melting.png Maggie Snowman Donut Tapped Out.png20^
Reindeer.png Reindeer^^ Donut Tapped Out.png20

^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel. ^^On Christmas Day, every player will be awarded with a free Reindeer.

Prizes

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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Halloween 2013 event prize system.

Personal Prizes

Tapped Out Personal Prizes-xmas2013.png
Image Object Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting
Tapped Out Egg Nog Bar.png Egg Nog Bar Tapped Egg Nog Bar.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png250 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Holiday Tree.png Holiday Tree Tapped Holiday Tree.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,500 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Tapped Out Springfield Mall.png Springfield Mall Tapped Springfield Mall.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png3,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out Elf Home.png Elf Home Tapped Elf Home.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png6,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png90
Tapped Out Springfield Skating Rink.png Springfield Skating Rink Tapped Springfield Skating Rink.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png10,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png110
Tapped Out HLE Ride.png Happy Elves Ride Tapped Happy Elves Ride.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png14,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Tapped Out Christmas Raccoon.png Christmas Raccoon Tapped Christmas Raccoon.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png18,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png175
Tapped Out Ned SantaSuit.png Santa Flanders Tapped Santa Flanders.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png22,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png???
Tapped Out Plow King's Plow.png Plow King's Plow Tapped Plow King's Plow.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png26,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png250
Personal Prize Costington's Tapped Out.png Costington's Tapped Costington's.png Tapped Out GiftCard.png30,000 or Donut Tapped Out.png310

Once the player has received all prizes, they receive a free Spin Token for every Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,000 they acquire.

Community Prizes

Community Prizes was back again in this event, the system working similarly to the Halloween 2013, rewarding the players every billions they, overall, collect. There is five Community Prizes.

Tapped Out Community Prizes-xmas2013.png
Image Building Unlock Image Unlocked after collecting
Tapped Out Krusty Totem Pole.pngTapped Out Krusty Themed Totem Pole snow.png "Christmas" Totem Tapped Out Christmas Totem.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png450,000,000
Tapped Out Santas Workshop.png Santa's Workshop Tapped Out Santa's Workshop.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png625,000,000
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns.png Ebenezer Burns Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns New.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png800,000,000
Yes Guy.png The Yes Guy Tapped Out The Yes Guy Unlocked.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png975,000,000
Tapped Out Candy Cane Power Plant.png Candy Cane Power Plant Tapped Out Candy Cooling Towers.png Tapped Out GiftBag.png1,200,000,000

Giveaway Wheel

You Spin Me Round.jpg

The Giveaway Wheel is a prize wheel. A chance on the wheel costs a spin token and you can use the wheel after you have collected your first spin token. The wheel gives you one of ten prizes. You can only win prizes once. Once you have won all the prizes on a certain section of the wheel, it is replaced by Cash.png1,000 or gift cards.

Spin tokens can be earned four ways:

1. The Egg Nog Bar produces 1 spin token every 24 hours.

2. There is a slight chance of spin tokens appearing in gift bags and presents, similar to donuts appearing in ghosts during the Halloween 2013 event.

3. A spin token is awarded for every additional Tapped Out GiftCard.png1,000 the player collects after obtaining all the personal prizes.

4. Spin Tokens can be purchased for donuts: 1 spin token costs Donut Tapped Out.png10, 3 spin tokens costs Donut Tapped Out.png25, and 10 spin tokens cost Donut Tapped Out.png50.

Prizes

Prize(s) Odds before the update on January 10, 2014 Odds after the update on January 10, 2014
Claus Co
Tapped Out GiftCard.png275
~1.56% ~5%
Christmas Flanders House
Christmas Van Houten House
Christmas White House
Christmas Muntz House
Christmas Skinner House
Cash.png1,000
~20.22% ~14%
Snow Monster
Tapped Out GiftCard.png250
~1.68% ~5%
Christmas Brown House
Christmas Purple House
Christmas Pink House
Christmas Orange House
Cash.png1,000
~20.22% ~14%
Helter Shelter
Tapped Out GiftCard.png225
~2.25% ~5%
Christmas Simpsons House
Christmas Cletus Farm
Christmas Blue House
Christmas Willie's Shack
Christmas Krabappel Apartment
Cash.png1,000
~20.22% ~14%
Ice God
Tapped Out GiftCard.png150
~2.25% ~6%
Marge Snowman
Maggie Snowman
Homer Snowman
Snowball II Snowcat
Tapped Out GiftCard.png50
~13.48% ~14%
Mr. Plow
Plow King
Tapped Out GiftCard.png100
~5.05% ~9%
Lisa Snowman
Grampa Snowman
Bart Snowman
Santa's Little Helper Snowdog
Tapped Out GiftCard.png50
~13.48% ~14%

Mechanics

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Two new mechanics were added to the game. The first is a character locator. At the top left of the screen, there is a face of a character. Clicking on that will take you to the character. The face will then change to another character.

Second is an easier way to navigate through friends. When you're in a friend's Springfield, there are two arrows in the bottom left of the screen, one pointing left and one pointing right. Clicking these will take to the previous or next Springfield on your friends list.

Jobs that pay out gift cards

Note: This list is incomplete.
Gift Card Tasks
Character Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Visible?
Permanent
Lisa Make Snow Angels 6h Tapped Out GiftCard.png22, XP.png55 Simpson House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3 Tapped Out Tick.png
Homer Pretend to Ski 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Tapped Out Tick.png
Lisa Pretend to Ski 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Tapped Out Tick.png
Apu Set up a Git Card Promotion 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Kwik-E-Mart Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6 Tapped Out Cross.png
Bart Be a Nutcracker 10h Tapped Out GiftCard.png35, XP.png90 Tapped Out Tick.png
Ned Take the Boys Snowmobiling 10h Tapped Out GiftCard.png35, XP.png90 Rod
Todd
Tapped Out Tick.png
Homer Make a Snowman 16h Tapped Out GiftCard.png50, XP.png125 Simpson House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 3 Tapped Out Tick.png
Cletus Count Up Family Members 24h Tapped Out GiftCard.png60, XP.png150 Cletus's Farm Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 7 Tapped Out Cross.png
Temporary
Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati 8h Tapped Out GiftCard.png27, XP.png70 Kwik-E-Mart Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 6 Tapped Out Cross.png
Ned Buy New Throw Pillows 12h Tapped Out GiftCard.png42, XP.png100 Flanders House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 5 Tapped Out Cross.png
Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards 12h Tapped Out GiftCard.png42, XP.png100 Van Houten House Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 9 Tapped Out Cross.png
Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit 16h Tapped Out GiftCard.png50, XP.png125 Krusty Burger Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 8 Tapped Out Cross.png

Gameplay

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And so much snow!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident". Is that for us?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident". Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Present Depot". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a Christmas Tree... I think.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty&Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "To rectify the situation, Claus Co is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Collect presents (x10)". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 3

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They're full of gift cards...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They say they're redeemable at a store called "ClausCo."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ClausCo? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate!
The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Make a Snowman" and "Make Lisa make Snow Angels". It takes 16 and 6 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png92 and XP.png190 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at your store with ClausCo gift cards?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Do you think me for a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to!
The player receives "Too Much of A Good Thing Pt. 4" which is to "Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png47 and XP.png80 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png62 and XP.png110 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesh. Because that's just common sense.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png47 and XP.png80 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I's got more money than God!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png This year I can buy something for all my kin.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7" which is to "Make Cletus Count Up Family Members". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png80 and XP.png160 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How do you know about my gambling debts?
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8" which is to "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png70 and XP.png135 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9" which is to "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png72 and XP.png110 in reward.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's the occasion?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I thought you liked mom's cooking.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All because they want some of my charming money.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And don't forget — the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I do like mazes...
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10" which is to "Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant (x12)". It takes 4 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Come on, octuplets. Let's do put another “Kids eat Free!” restaurant out of business!
After sending Cletus's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I hope they prepare my Possum tableside.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm.
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png There's something magical about being served your food by your food.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Krusty
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu.
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I have never tasted un-turpentined wine.
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Even Jesus ate our once in a while towards the end.
After sending Otto
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch “Strange Brew” with your coolest busboy.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.
After sending Profesor Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I am working on a nutritious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png If I had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.
After the task is complete
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Couldn't be happier...

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer (x12)". It takes 4 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.
After sending Brockman
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.
After sending Cletus
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png My Pappy had a saying: “Alkey-hall yum.” Words to live by.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of — hey! Where's everybody going?
After sending Professor Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Sideshow Mel
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png “For a quart of ale is a dish for a king! — William Shakespeare. “What he said!” — Sideshow Mel
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Hurry up! I can't fact mopping the boys bathroom sober.
After the task is complete
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12" which is to "Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones (x12)". It takes 6 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.
After sending Cletus
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have no idea what real adults buy.
After sending Dr. Nick
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.
After sending Hans Moleman
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png What is the inside of a store like?
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Krusty
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.
After sending Moe
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow — I'm taking copious notes.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!
After sending Smithers
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish that glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays". It takes 24 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved one. But as for me, sandwiches.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whaaaggub?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14" which is to "Make Springfielders Overeat (x12)". It takes 8 hours.
After sending Apu
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.
After sending Brockman
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.
After sending Duffman
Tapped Out Duffman Icon.png Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.
After sending Grampa
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png This will quite possibly kill me!
After sending Homer
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You heard me — I'll have the entire dessert cart.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Foolish humans! Your Cookies ‘n' Cream is your only worthy creation!
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Ned
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png The Bible says, “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you.” I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.
After sending Agnes
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort 'em out!
After sending Dr. Hibbert
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'm still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.
After sending Sea Captain
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Thar be the white whale! ...is what I'll say next time I look in the mirror.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Another round, bartender!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Can't... lift... another... mug.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15" which is to "Make Springfielders Drink Too Much (x12)". It takes 8 hours.
After sending Agnes
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!
After sending Barney
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png *BELCH!*
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
After sending Miss Springfield
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png *BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!
After sending Krabappel
Tapped Out Edna Icon.png I just teach better with a crippling hangover.
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.
After sending The Rich Texan
Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon.png Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also 6 AM.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16" which is to "Make Springfielders Stampede Stores (x12)". It takes 12 hours.
After sending Hank Scorpio
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.
After sending Herman
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!
After sending Mr. Burns
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.
After sending Otto
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.
After sending Professor Frink
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, this giving me a decided– good glayvin! So much pushing!
After sending Smithers
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.
After sending Snake
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.
After sending Wiggum
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — that's Gluttony.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We lie around drinking all day — that's Sloth!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We fight each other to buy everything in sight — Greed!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". It takes 60 minutes.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders", "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders", and "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons (x12)". It takes 8 and 24 hours.
After sending Carl
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, “when in Rome”...
After sending Comic Book Guy
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!
After sending Drederick Tatum
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.
After sending Fat Tony
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.
After sending Kang
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?
After sending Kodos
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!
After sending Mr. Burns
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?
After sending Skinner
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.
After sending Suzanne the Witch
Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon.png I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.
After sending Willie
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.
After the task is complete
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich bug shots to regular, poor losers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, why are we doing this again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Claus Co is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmmm... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, …" Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The same devices upon which people play freemium games!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19" which is to "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". It takes 12 hours.

Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should — by gathering with family and friends.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co prizes before five weeks is up!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20" which is to "Collect Presents (x50)".

The Great Donut Caper

The Great Donut Caper is a two part gameplay between the December 22nd and December 24.

The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know the best part about the holidays?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The spirit of giving?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That wheel that gives you prizes?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png The fact that Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year so Mr. Burns gave us two whole weeks off?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All good... except for Lisa's But the thing I love most about the holidays are the holiday donuts.
The player receives "The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Shop for Holiday Donuts". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png One tray of Holiday Donuts, Apu, my good man.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Better yet, make it a truckload! Or whatever the biggest size is now. That's how you get the best value.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I am sorry, but that item was not included in our inventory shipment this year. Someone bought out the entire supply from my wholesaler.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What? But, donuts… and holidays…
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I, too, am pained, my friend. The holiday season is a bonanza for a purveyour of unhelthy food. It's the one time of year where everyone says "screw it" to their diet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's a diet?!

The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can't believe the Kwik-E-Mart has no holiday donuts! This is the worst Christmas ever... except of course for the tsunami one in 2004.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's the big deal? Aren't holiday donuts just the same as regular donuts?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No. They taste the same. But they have red and green sprinkles on them so they look different.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And being the same but looking more festive is what the holidays are all about.
The player receives "The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Search Shops for Holiday Donuts" It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This is a nightmare! There's not a single holiday donut in town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *sigh* And I'd pay anything for one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe that's the point. Perhaps someone is artificially reducing supply in an effort to increase demand.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You don't mean...?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes. It appears that some entrepreneurial mastermind has cornered the market.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who is this Nelson Baker Hunt of donuts? Also, who is Nelson Baker Hunt?

Christmas Bonus Payout

When the player log in on December 25.
Sign Happy Holidays! The citizens of Springfield are celebrating and all this goodwill means presents and gift bags will award DOUBLE event currency!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png
Sign Oh, to celebrate, a FREE reindeer has been put into your inventory.

A Bont of Friendship

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png It's that time of year again. Time to send out a big thank you to a special former employee!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Without his faithful service, and my fusion-fueled, death ray-equipped, rocket escape sled, I might have spent the holidays as Interpol's prisoner.
The player receives "A Bont of Friendship" which is to "Make Hank Scorpio Send Homer a Holiday Gift". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png55 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, look Marge! A thank you gift from Hank Scorpio!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Dear Homer. As Project Arcturus enters Phase 48, fondly remembering you and your contributions. I hope you and your family are well."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Speaking of, try to avoid being within a fifty-mile radius of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on January 6, 4:00:00 GMT."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Also, best to avoid anywhere downwind of that location for whatever the half-life of Mendelevium is. Please accept this gift. Cheers! Hank."

Righteous Indignation

Righteous Indignation Pt. 1

After log in on January 1
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! New Year's Day! All the snow is gone and- Hey!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why's the snow still here? The holidays are OVER!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm ready for the next big thing. When is Valentine's Day anyway?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe if I get on the internet and complain, one of those lazy developers will make something happen.
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Complain on the Internet (x3)" It takes 45 seconds every time and the player receives total Donut Tapped Out.png2, Cash.png9 and XP.png13 in reward.

Righteous Indignation Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aw, two lousy donuts! Come on, I deserve better than that!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm going to troll until someone coughs up the good stuff!
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Raise a Stink on the Forums (x3)" It takes 45 seconds every time and the player receives total Donut Tapped Out.png2, Cash.png9 and XP.png13 in reward.

Righteous Indignation Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Two more donuts. Great. I basically lost 2013 to this game, and this is my thanks.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wonder if those guys on Reddit can help me out.
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Stir Up Internet Hate (x3)" It takes 3 minutes every time and the player receives total Donut Tapped Out.png6, Cash.png18 and XP.png18 in reward.

Righteous Indignation Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now, we're talking!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now I want some of those premium buildings. And a new car!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's not like it costs you guys anything to design and implement them. They're just pixels!
The player receives "Righteous Indignation Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Back Off EA". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash.png600 and XP.png150.
After task is complete
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Veeerry funny!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fine, I'll stop complaining for now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But there better be some awesome stuff planned for 2014.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like the Monorail, and the Stonecutters, and a proper version of Sideshow Bob…
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...and those are just a few of the great ideas I found on the internet!

The Grumple

When the player log in at Christmas Eve
Enjoy a heart-warming, rhyming children's story about the muderous Grumple! Find the Grumple in the build menu!

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Far north of North Portland, just past Mount Mahorn You'll find the brown shack where the Grumple was born
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He lived all his days in that brown domicile Just drumming his Grump-drum and smiling his smile Till one day is neighbors, each wearing a frown Cried "monster!" and "kill it!" and burned the place down
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple was frightened but quick to forgive He knew he'd find somewhere a Grumple could live
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He traveled by night, always hiding in shadow And searched all through Georgia and then Colorado
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Till seeing Fair Springfield, where once was a dome, He giggled and jiggled and knew he was home
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png "I'll find a nice house, where a Grumple can drum, Why there's dozens of blue ones to generate income!"
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png And so off he set, with a "Grumplety-Groo! I've excellent credit and references too!"
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1" which is to "Make the Grumple Find a House". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple, determined, searched high and searched low, He wanted a floor plan with really good flow
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png And found just the place! In the center of town Was a home that was pleasant and best of all…BROWN!
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Grumple Move into the Brown House". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He bought chairs and tables, though Grumples aren't rich (and strangely are fond of mid-century kitsch)
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He painted and sanded, real manual labors And prayed that he wouldn't get killed by his neighbors
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png And lo and behold! the neighbors were nice! Excepting, perhaps, the ones just to his right.
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png It's not that the Simpsons were awful unfriendly It's just that they argued and yelled never-endly
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But Simpson-y screaming made Grumple uptight
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3" which is to "Make the Grumple Try to Sleep". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Would Simpsons be quiet, if Grumple asked nicely? He begged them all once-ly, then pled with them twice-ly
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But still, on they bellowed their bellow-ous roaring And if they were sleeping, the fat one was snorling
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png If only the Simpsons had realized their danger They might have respected this furry green stranger
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png And Grumple, that fun-loving, peaceable sort He tried to find some way to be a good sport
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png To quiet the rage to which he was succumbing The Grumple tried drumming, drumming, and drumming
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4" which is to "Make the Grumple Play his Grump-Drum". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png265 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png A well-rested Grumple is happy-go-lucky A sleep-deprived Grumple? There's no one more sucky
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple fought daily with murderous urges, And dreams of dead Simpsons would flood him in surges
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But maybe -- just maybe! -- all would have been well Had Homer not done the next thing I will tell
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Not paying attention while driving is dumb, And Homer's car, backing, crushed Grumple's Grump-drum
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png This drum Grumple's father had made for his son Ere he died in the Great Grumple War of Aught-One
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The drum went cuh-runch! And then Homer yelled "crap!" And something inside of the Grumple went snap!
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png Down deep in his psyche a switch went flip-flop, And poor Grumple's sanity burst with a pop!
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Grumple Lose his Mind". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He waited till nighttime was darker than ink Then into the Simpsons house Grumple did slink
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png He sntached all the Simpsons with razor sharp claws And just before shoving Bart into his jaws
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png Thousht: "No! I'd much rather watch them die slow And give them all reason to holler out 'D'oh!"
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png "I'll bind them with tyings, this noise-ulous crew And boil them slow-like, make Grumplety-stew!"
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6" which is to "Make the Grumple Prepare Grumle-ty Stew". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.

How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7

After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png If Grumple had bothered to tie up the baby He'd still be alive today, Grump-drumming, maybe
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png But Maggie was, after all, Mr. Burns' shooter, If you don't believe me, go ask your computer
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple, he never had any idea That of all the Simpsons (who're drawn in Korea)
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The deadliest, shootin'-est one of them all Was Maggie, who shot his brains onto the wall
Tapped Out The Grumple Icon.png The Grumple's last thought as life he did lose, Was “Grumple you, Simpsons! You Grumplety Groos!”
The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7" which is to "Make the Grumple Die cursing the Simpsons". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon.png The Grumple has perished? You bought him with donuts! (We'll reanimate him, so you guys don't go nuts.)

Other quests

Holiday Trappings

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanks, Claus Co, for all the free stuff.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm thrilled to not wonder why you could possibly be doing this!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now that I'm no longer wondering, I have plenty of time to decorate!
The player receives "Holiday Trappings" which is to "Have Festive Decorations (x6)". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

The Face of the Holidays

Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png With all this easy money around, Springfield is starting to remind me of a young Las Vegas.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Only Springfield's organized crime problem is worse.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And we lack Vegas's excellent schools, strong sense of community, and vibrant art scene.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But we can give 'em a run for their money in one category -- lights!
The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2" which is to "Have Types of Decorated Houses (x10)". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png60 and XP.png30 in reward.

After tapping on the character locator
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This town is too crowded. IT's impossible to find anyone I'm looking for.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, well, I don't think anyone, in their darkest nightmare, envisioned Tapped Out lasting this long.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Find but his is our reality now, however unpleasant. Hey, EA! You listening?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Tell your best nerds to get working on it. Type-etty-type!

Do Unto Others

Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We have so many presents. Let's share some with our friends in other Springfields.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Giving away what's our for nothing? What a wonderful idea! I'm so proud of you honey. And so happy you're my daughter!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know I'm old enough to detect sarcasm, right?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oops. Sorry, I forgot. Let's do your plan, sweetie. Daddy's shutting up now.
The player receives "Do Unto Others" which is to "Give Away Gift Bags (x3)" The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

Prize Gameplay

Community Prizes

"Christmas" Totem

Christmas Clearance
After collecting "Christmas" Totem
The player receives "Christmas Clearance" which is to "Place the "Christmas" Totem". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Welcome, Homer. Care to purchase any of our limited-time seasonal items?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png We have traditional Christmas nachos, Hannukah pork rinds, and the bikini girl on this month's "Low Rider" magazine is wearing a Santa hat. How clever!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's this "Thanksgiving Milk?"
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Check out the expiration date -- November 28! A real collector's item.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This is the same crap you usually sell, marked up fifty precent.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'm sorry you feel that way... Scrooge.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Scrooge? I'll show you what way I feel -- gimme one of everything. The more useless, the better!

Ebenezer Burns

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Let's see: South Street Orphange… off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy… off! The Cratchit Family — shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do… off!
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity…
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png The only eternity I care about is how long this conversation is taking. Now where was I… ah, yes! The Springfield Home for Wounded Firefighters… off!
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Ignore Holiday Warning". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past–
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then–
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png …Are you being serious this time, or…
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Ebenezer, let's skip the whole “Christmas past” thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record?
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my “faithful employee?” Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted?
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known–
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Idiot.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3" which is to "Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Seriously, Ebenezer, I'm only trying to help here.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png You can help by handing me that wrench.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png That's a solid deal, any way you look at it.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png You'll see.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Work on “The Weapon.”". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5
After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png Say, what is that thing you've built?
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures.
Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon.png I don't like the sound of that.
Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon.png No, you shouldn't.
The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

The Yes Guy

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, great. It's...that guy who says "yes."
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png But in a very funny way! Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Right, right. Listen, Yes Guy --
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Ehh-Y--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png STOP IT! Don't Just... don't. The thing is, this is a pretty small town. And we spend a lot of time walking around. Like, a lot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And if whoever's in charge goes on vacation, or gets bored of us and takes a break, it's literally months of just wandering streets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Point is, we Springfielders spend a lot of time together. And so it's important that no one here be... how do I put this... super annoying.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Ehh-Yes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eh-yes. Now -- and this is in no way a criticism -- but as a character, you sometimes come off a little... one-dimensional.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Whereas Disco Stu is a fully-realized, fleshed-out being? Is that it? Stu is a satisfyingly multifaceted personality, eh-yes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All I'm saying is, if you had one more catchphrase, it's help matters.
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Search for a New Catchphrase". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Any luck find a new catchphrae, Yes Guy?
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png None at all! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png I'm already crazy sick of this guy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Have you thought about saying "no?" Then you could alternate "yes" and "no." That could be sort of funny, maybe.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Let's give it a whirl! Eh-nnnnn... Eh-nnnnn... Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hold on. Can you physically not say the word "no?"
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe there's something wrong with you. Medically.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-yes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm sure it's nothing important. Probably just a thing growing in your brain.
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Call a Doctor". It takes 4 hours and the player receives Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me. Also that I am unpleasant to be around. Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If it's not a physical problem, it could be psychological. What was your childhood like?
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-GUESSSSSSSS!!!!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You want me to guess? Okay... Early trauma, loss of one or more parents, resulting in an acute fear of abandonment.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Thus your pathological need to be liked, and inability to say "no" to anyone or anything. Am I close?
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Run Away in Shame". It takes 12 hours and the player receives Cash.png420 and XP.png100 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! I found this man in the gutter. I want you to clean him up and give him a job.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-yes?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png This fellow is the more naturally gifted yes man I've ever seen! I like being surrounded by yes men. It's essential to my creative process.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, "I've" never questioned a decision of yours.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png August 6, 2004. I asked you to set a lunch meeting with me, Buck Rogers and a pterodactyl, and you refused.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, you had a high fever. You were delusional.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I'm a hundred-something! I'm always delusional! Now clean this man up. I want him mindlessly rubber stamping my every notion by 9AM!
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace" and "Make The Yes Guy Get a Haircut". It takes 8 hours and the player receives Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5
After tapping on The Yes Guy's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I want to have drinks with the King of Canada and Peter Gabriel-era Genesis. Set it up.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Good man. Also -- the new order of days in the week is: Sunday, Friday, Monday, Monday Junior, 4th of July, Taco Tuesday, and Flurmsday Eve.
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png Eh-YESSSSSSS!!!!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I feel like invading somewhere. Possibly Illinois. I have no army, and I don't want to spend more than $10,000. Is that feasible?
Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon.png A brilliant idea, sir! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
The player receives "Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5" which is to "Make The Yes Guy Be Mr. Burns' Yes Man". It takes 24 hours and the player receives Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Personal Prizes

Egg Nog Bar

Egg on Your Noggin'
The player receives "Egg on Your Noggin'" which is to "Place the Egg Nog Bar". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoo hoo! A new bar!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Whoa, whoa, whoa! That place serves egg nog. If you drink that stuff, it could kill ya.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why? I'm not allergic to eggs. And I outgrew my childhood nog allergy years ago.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png But the spike the now with un-watererd down rum. As a customer of Moe's you've never had real booze before.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png It's just one more way Moe's takes care of its' valued lushes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Thanks, pal. Why, you couldn't pay me to drink that nog.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But that's exactly what we'll do! A free Giveaway Weel token to one lucky customer every day!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And just like that, I'm back on board!

Dollars to Donuts
After collect the first spin token.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo! I found a chocolate coin!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aw, it's not made of chocolate. Just gold. Lousy, worthless, precious gold.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That, my friend, is a token for the Krusty's Non-Denominational Holiday Giveaway Wheel!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Brought to you by your mysterious friends at Claus Co. Claus Co: the "I Wonder Why They're Doing This" people.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Get bonus tokens bundled randomly with Claus Co Gift Credit.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And remember, "Global Warming is a hoax!"
The player receives "Dollars to Donuts" which is to "Spin the Giveaway Wheel". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.

Christmas Tree

Trees and Grettings
The player receives "Trees and Grettings" which is to "Place the Christmas Tree". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *singing* O HOLIDAY TREE, O HOLIDAY TREE, COME MARCH YOU'LL BE A FIRE HAZARD.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You could always throw out the dried-out tree in January, you know.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Could, but won't

Springfield Mall

Deck the Malls
After collecting Springfield Mall
The player receives "Deck the Malls" which is to "Place the Springfield Mall". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Rejoice, oh teenagers and elderly, the Springfield Mall is here.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This is going to make buying presents for the entire family at 7:45 PM on December 24th so much easier.

Elf Home

Better Than a Garden Gnome
After collecting Elf Home
The player receives "Better Than a Garden Gnome" which is to "Place the Elf Home". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh... I was pretty sure the Happy Little Elves were fictional characters.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png All I see is an influx if shoe-making, cookie-tree-inhabiting, dim-witted Logolases to do our present-collecting for free.

Springfield Skating Rink

B-List Stars on Ice
After collecting Springfield Skating Rink
The player receives "B-List Stars on Ice" which is to "Place the Springfield Skating Rink". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey kids, the Ice Show's in town! It's like ballet, but occasionally someone falls and cracks their head open!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Does it features characters from my favorite TV shows and movies?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Knock-offs of those, yes. Like Samba the Lion King, Snow Lady and the Seven Undersized Gentlemen, and those loveable yellow crack-ups, the Munions!

Happy Eleves Ride

Not in Pandaland Anymore
After collecting Happy Eleves Ride
The player receives "Not in Pandaland Anymore" which is to "Place the Happy Eleves Ride". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Place Tapped Out HLE Ride.png
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Krustyland is happy to unveil is newest attraction, "The Happy Little Elves in Pandaland" ride!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Please do not ride if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, have been pregnant, know someone who is pregnant or may become pregnant or who knows a pregnant person themselves...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png ...or are the result of someone getting pregnant at some time in the past. Otherwhise, have fun. At your own risk. No promises. Nice knowing ya.

Plow King's Plow

Plowness Envy
After collecting Plow King's Plow
The player receives "Plowness Envy" which is to "Place the Plow King's Plow". The player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Plow King? There's a second snowplow business in town? I'm doomed.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Cheer up, Dad. Maybe a little competition is just what Mr. Plow needs. It might bring out the best in you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think you know what won't happen. It's just no the Simpson way.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, maybe this time--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not the Simpson way!

Santa Flanders

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee… Wait, let Santa try to say that again.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly… Sorry. I'll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Ho… ho… ho… There! I dum-doodily-did it!
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png *sigh* I need a new schtick.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png I'll worry about that later. For now, there's Santa work to do!
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png And also Bart Simpson.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen!
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary" and "Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa". It takes 8 hours.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Next stop on the Santa Express — church!
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Church is Santa's natural stomping grounds, after all.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born.
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield" and "Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon". It takes 60 minutes.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ned, no offense, but you're ruining Santa Claus for everyone.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png A super-Christian Santa is, well… a little creepy.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good needs that on this day, in Bethlehem –
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png But it's our deal!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling?
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Well, okay. But I'm only singing the really religious carols. no “White Christmas” for this jolly old elf!
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carollin'". It takes 12 hours.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png I don't get it. I've never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Of course!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ...
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Ooh! That's the best part, am I right?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I'm Christian. See what I mean?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maybe it's enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I mean, it's not really about that. It's about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And there's no better giver than Santa!
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png I suppose ...
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents Door-to-Door". It takes 4 hours.

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5
After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no relgion at all!
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We'll take what progress we can get, here, Santa.
Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon.png All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!
The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays". It takes 24 hours.

Plow King

The Once and Future King Pt. 1
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Tired of third-rate snow removal services? Looking for someone a little more -- *BELCH* -- professional?
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Then turn to Plow King! We're available 24-7. Buzzed, drunk or merely.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 1" which is to "Make Plow King Print off Flyers". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 2
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png It's tough breaking into a market dominated by Mr. Plow.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png But competing against my best pal Homer will surley bring out the very best in both of us.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it frendly.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6" and "Make Plow King Record a Mr. Plow Attack Ad". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 3
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png In business, you must always strive to get better. To offer your customers, the very best.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png One great way to do that is to accuse your competitors of gross incompetence, unprovkoked assaults against customers, and running over babies on purpose.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png To reach your finally potential, sometimes you gotta lob some lie greades at you best-est bud.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 3" which is to "Make Plow King Print Anti-Mr. Plow Lies". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 4
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Business is booming, thanks to Plow Kin'gs peerless service, and Homer's plow being towed.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png If it was seized because a false report of a truck labeled "Mr. Plow" being used in a string of brutal murders, that's no one's fault.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Homer will get out of jail eventually, and then we'll have a good laugh ove my completely ethical business practices.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 4" which is to "Make Plow King Frame Mr. Plow". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Once and Future King Pt. 5
After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png I've sacrificed so much to become Plow King.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png I've lot my best friend. My principles. Some would say, any shred of human decency I once possessed.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Do I have any regrets? Perhaps. I regret that Homer made me do all this by having a plow too.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png I wish I'd handled the situation better. For example, I could have low-balled the guy I paid to shut off Homer's phone.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png But when you get down to it, I wish I'd learned years ago how to blow up trucks, because then I could have blown up Homer's myself.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png Instead of hiring Fat Tony to do it. That would have saved some serious cash.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png I've changed, you say? I suppose I have. I've grown, certainly.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png And if leaving Homer's son alive to one day avenge his father's honor makes me "foolish," then so be it.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png I'm not in the murder business.
Tapped Out Plow King Icon.png And if I change my mind, Fat Tony IS in the murder business, and I have his private number.
The player receives "The Once and Future King Pt. 5" which is to "Make Plow King Drink to Success". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Helter Shelter

Reset From the Wicked
After collecting Helter Shelter
The player receives "Reset From the Wicked" which is to "Place the Helter Shelter". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You people are impossible. Get your hands on some shelter, and just give it away. And to the homeless, no less!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's the charitable thing to do.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png My friends and I haven't spent the last thrity years destroying America's middle class so that you could keep them alive. Honestly, I don't know why I try.

Mr. Costington

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Attention all employees.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png The day after Christmas has become a major shopping day, right up there with Black Friday, Bloodbath Monday and Dystopic Nightmare Wednesday.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png To get a jump on our competitors, we will be opening at midnight, December 25th. All employees will report to work at 6 PM, Christmas Day.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Have a Merry Christmas. Is that what people say? "Merry?" I don't know, sounds weird.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Ruin Christmas". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Attention all employees.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Word has reached me that many of you are unhappy to be working Christmas Day.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png I am sympathetic to your concerns, and interested in discussing this with you face-to-face.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png All valued employees belonging to this shadow underground of malcontents should immediately drop to the ground, face down, hands clasped behind their heads.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Remain calm as security zip-ties your wrists. Once you have been neutralized, you can trust we will have a frank discussion of your legitimate concerns.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Intimidate Employees". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Attention all employees.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png It has become clear that the Anti-Christmas-Work-Day faction does not intend to self-identify.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png This is disappointing, as management is only trying to help.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png We cannot address your grievances if we cannot detain and interrogate you.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Let us air our concerns togheter, sharing the names of your co-conspiratiors in an atmosphere of trust.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png For your convenience, special agents have been placed at key chokepoints around the store. Please turn yourselves in to them at your earliest convenience.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png You'll know them by their black armbands and cold, dead eyes. Thank you.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Root Out Troublemakers". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Attention all employees.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png We have heard your concerns, and decided to cancel all Christmas-day shifts.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Now there's no reason for key figures in the Anti-Christmas-Work-Day Putsch not come forward.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png If you would prefer to discuss your former involvement in this nefarious network amongst yourselves, please do so within three feet of one of the new flower arrangements.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png These flowers have been placed wherever employees tend to congreagate, and, it goes without saying, do not contain senstivie monitoring devices of any kind.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Spend a Fortune Monitoring Employees". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5
After tapping on Mr. Cosington's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Attention all employees.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Christmas is once again a work day. I apologize for any confusion.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png The previous annonucement was a feint, intended to root out the evildoers in our midst.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png For your convenience, all employees will be tailed by ex-CIA operatives until December 27.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Whatever names these man once had, they respond now only to an identifying number. Please do not try to guess the number.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Their neves are understandably frayed from years spent deep undercover in hostile territory. Do not converse with them.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png Sudden movements will be pereceived as a mortal threat by these men. Please move at half-speed. Crawling can only help.
Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon.png See you Christmas Day, and have a wonderful holiday season.
The player receives "The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5" which is to "Make Mr. Costington Ruin Christmas". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

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