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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Valentine's Day 2014 content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's Valentine's Day content update from 2014. For other year's Tapped Out Valentine's Day content updates, see TSTO Valentine's Day Content Updates.
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The forty-second content update, known as the "Valentine's 2014 Event" for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on February 5, 2014 and it included stuff related to Valentine's Day. Between February 16 and February 18, any player that missed Abraham Lincoln during the 4th July 2013 update would have another chance to buy it.

The Artwork for this update
The App Icon for this update

Buildings

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Madame Chao's.png Madame Chao's Cash.png2,500 Mindy
Tapped Out Up, Up and Buffet!.png Up, Up and Buffet! Donut Tapped Out.png90

Krustyland Attractions

Image Name Unlock Message Costs
Tapped Out Tunnel of Love.png Tunnel of Love Tapped Out Tunnel of Love Unlocked.png Must have unlocked all the wheel decorations.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Birthday Spuckler.png Birthday Tapped Out Birthday New Character.png
Brandine Spuckler.png Brandine Tapped Out Brandine New Character.png
Dubya Spuckler.png Dubya Tapped Out Dubya Spuckler New Character.png
Mindy Simmons.png Mindy Tapped Out Mindy New Character.png
Whitney Spuckler.png Whitney Tapped Out Whitney Spuckler New Character.png

Decorations

Image Name Costs Where can it be placed? Level required
Bluella.png Whale Donut Tapped Out.png300 Only at the Sea Level 15
Tapped Out Beach Chair.png Beach Chair Cash.png250

Returning items

Several items from the Valentine's 2013 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2013's events.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Shauna Chalmers.png Shauna Tapped Out Shauna New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Costs
Phineas Q. Butterfat's Tapped Out.png Phineas Q. Butterfat's Donut Tapped Out.png80
Howard's Flowers Tapped Out.png Howard's Flowers Donut Tapped Out.png80

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Valentine's Tree.png Valentines Tree Cash.png750
Tapped Out Love Planter.png Love Planter Cash.png1,300
Tapped Out Cherub Topiary.png Cherub Topiary Cash.png1,300
Tapped Out Rose Arch.png Rose Arch Cash.png1,900
Tapped Out Cozy Hammock.png Cozy Hammock Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train.png I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train Donut Tapped Out.png30
Tapped Out Valentine's Pond.png Valentine's Pond Donut Tapped Out.png50

Gameplay

Valentine's Day

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 1

After player log in
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know, Dad. Valentine's Day is coming up. Perhaps this year your could do something romantic for Mom.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are you talking about? My Valentine's gifts are always romantic.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's nothing romantic about sweatpants with the word "Juicy" on the butt.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's sexy! Tons of off-duty starlets wear them.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not with the "Juicy" written in marker pen.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But women like handmade gifts!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, that's just something we say.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fine, I'll stop by Cletus's farm and get her some roses.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* You're buying from a local farmer? My browbeating paid off!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just when I thought I was coming off as strident, you've encouraged me to hector more than ever.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yippee.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Builid Cletus' Farm" and "Harvest Valentine's Roses". It takes 24 hours, cost Cash.png1,000 and the player receives total Heart.png250 and XP.png110 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, I got roses. Valentine's gift... done!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Roses are just an accompaniment. They're like a side dish.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You still need to get something big, like jewerly or a weekend get-away, as the entrée.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great, now I have to go shopping. And dining. Your analogy made me hungry.

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey. It's Valentine's Day! Your change to tell that special someone in your life...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png ...and all the unknown weirdos you friended to get your numbers up...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png ...that you acknowledge their existence – in order to get free stuff on a phone game!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And here's something totally new – The "Wheel of Friendship!"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, isn't that the same wheel you put out for Christmas?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No, that wheel was totally rigged. This one is only a little bit rigged. Also, it's pink!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just like the thousands of donuts I intend to burn through buying spins for it.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Spin the Wheel of Friendship". It cost Heart.png200 and the player receives total Heart.png50 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Great spinning! You are one step closer to getting the Tunnel of Love ride in Krustyland.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I usually don't like theme parks because they're loud and their rides are whiplashy, but I might actually go to Krustyland if it had a Tunnel of Love!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And isn't that what we're all looking for? The female demographic! Get to work! Get that Tunnel of Love! Get chicks to come to Krustyland!

Where's the Love?

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, I actually like this spinning thing. I'm going to do it again.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wheels don't just pin themselves you know!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png M M-hey! Actually, due to centripetal force-
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Whoa, who's interrupting me? You gotta be B-list or above to interrupt me!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And if you want to spin the wheel, you gotta cough up some Hearts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How do we get Hearts?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Last year we earned Hearts by exchanging Valentine's with our friends. I can't wait to see what new and exciting way we earn Hearts this year!
Message Earn Hears by exchanging Valentine's with your friends.
The player receives "Where's the Love?" which is to "Visit Friends and Send Valentine's (x3)". The player receives total Heart.png200 and XP.png10 in reward.

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png C'mon, stupid friends! Give me Valentines! Show me how much you love me, your stupid, stupid jerks!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well hi-diddely ho, Homer-eeno. I'd be glad to show you just how much your friendship means to me!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Flanders. Shut up and hand over the Valentines!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'll do you even better than a Valentine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No! NO! I don't want better! Noooooo!
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Make Ned Sing a Valentine's Ditty". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Heart.png60 and XP.png10 in reward.

A Rose is a Rose is a Rose

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Did you know that each Rose Bush you plant lowers carbon in the atmosphere by 0.000000000001%? Also, they look pretty!
Message You can keep planting roses at Cletus's farm for extra Hearts and Rose Bush decorations. In fact, you have to!
The player receives "A Rose is a Rose is a Rose" which is to "Harvest Valentine's Roses (x3)" and "Place Valentine's Roses from Storage (x3)". It takes 24 hours every time, cost Cash.png1,000 and the player receives total Heart.png200 and XP.png310 in reward.

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Lisa, I thought of an amazing Valentine present for your mom - dinner at a resturant she's never been to.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm, that's nice... but I wouldn't call it "amazing."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And I'm going to build that resturant from scratch in twenty four hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, that is pretty amazing.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Build Madame Chao's". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Heart.png50 and XP.png10 in reward
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hello there! I'd like to book a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day.
Link=Mr. Lacost I regret we are fully booked for Valentine's Day.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?!
Link=Mr. Lacost It's a fancy way of saying, "You Not Eat Here."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I just built this place! How can you be fully booked?!
Link=Mr. Lacost Yes, Sir, I agree it is unlikely. It almost seems like I'm just saying that because we don't serve your kind.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?!
Link=Mr. Lacost "Your Kind": loutish, impolite, cheap-os.
Link=Mr. Lacost Thank you so much for leaving now.
New Character Tapped Out Mindy New Character.png

Return to Sender

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This Valentine's I'm going to win Lisa over by combining my two best movies: following and starring.
The player receives "Return to Sender " which is to "Make Millhouse Follow and Stare at Lisa". It takes 16 hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ew, goo-goo eyes and kissy lips. You know why some salmon never get to spawn? They make that face.

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid restaurant! I think they were still mad about the stuff I tracked in that we thought was dog poop but turned out to be much, much worse.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Homer, stop telling the "I couldn't get a reservation story" already.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yeah, usually, we like inane chatter but that, like, criminally inane.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Hi, Homer! It's me, Mindy! I'm working here again. It's great to see you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Blerf...
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Um, okay. Guess I'll see you around. Bye!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Blerf!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey, Homer, isn't she the woman to whom you had an unnaturally strong physical attraction?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png The only woman who made you question your love for Marge?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Blerf blerf. Blerf be-blerf blerf, blerf.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Oopsie, looks like she short-circuited his brain, should we do something?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Nah, he'll tell the restaurant story again. Just push him over to his console, he'll be fine.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Reach Level 11 and Build the Control Building", "Make Homer Work a Plant Shift", and "Make Mindy Work a Plant Shift". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,000, Heart.png50 and XP.png230 in reward
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Oh hi, Homer! Imagine meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Even smaller elevator.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Hmm, now that your face is inches away from mine I can see you look sad. What's wrong?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm trying to do something nice for Marge for Valentine's Day and well, it's frustrating.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png So, you're still married?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Pretty much, yeah.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Well, I've got an idea that will solve all your problems.

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png So, Homer did you think about what we talked about?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't know... I'm not really that kind of guy.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png That's what makes it so perfect! Marge will never suspect!
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Look, just think about it. While you do, I'll ride my motorcyle all around town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *groan* Are you gonna look cool while you do it?
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Probably.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *groan*
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 6" which is to "Make Mindy Ride Motorcycle". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png600, Heart.png50 and XP.png160 in reward
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, Mindy. I've thought it over. I'm in!
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Woo hoo!

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, I can't believe we're actually gonna do this. I'll go pick up some champagne.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png And I'll scope out a secluded spot on the beach. It'll give me a chance to work on my tan.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 7" which is to "Have a Beach Expansion", "Have a Lawn Chair", "Make Mindy Work on Tan", and, "Make Homer Buy Champagne". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png840, Heart.png50 and XP.png210 in reward
After sending Mindy on her quest.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png I guess you could have a picnic on this beach, if you have a blanket thick enough to protect you from hypodermic needles. And wild dogs.
After sending Homer on his quest.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Apu, give me a bottle of your finest convenience store champagne!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Certainly, I will go in the back and make you a fresh bottle while you wait.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oooo! Custom Champagne!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'll just grab this box of wine and these fizzy cold medicine tablets and be right back.
When the quests is completed.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Apu's champagne tastes terrible. Though it did relieve my sneezing, coughing, stuffy head, and fever.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png The beach was a bust too. There's a huge bum fight going on. I think it's some kind of championship.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Oh, you know I'm not going to accept that.

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, where are you going? Why are you all dressed up?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm heading to Madame Chao's with Mindy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Shouldn't you be planning a Valentine's surprise for Mom instead of eating a romantic lunch with this co-worker woman?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, don't you think I can do two things at once? It's called two-timing and I happen to be great at it.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 8" which is to "Make Homer Eat at Madame Chao's" and "Make Mindy Eat at Madame Chao's". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png350, Heart.png50 and XP.png100 in reward
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Isn't everything delicious? By the way, Homer, you smell great!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I tried something new - a shower. I hope that doesn't tip Marge off!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look at him showered, eating with utensils, cheating on Mom. What's happening to Dad?

Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Tonight's the night. Are you ready to do it?
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png I don't know what you're waiting for, big guy! Let's do it right now!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh my God! Right here? Now, while I'm spying on them? I can feel the psychological scars forming!
Tapped Out Mindy Icon.png Okay, step one: Get that wife of yours out of the house.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Perfect! You know, you're pretty romantic when you want to be.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What the heck?!
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 9" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Marge Go for a Romantic Stroll with Homer". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total Heart.png60 and XP.png60 in reward.

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Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Stop right there, Dad. This has gone far enough! You have to tell Mom what's going on between you and that Mindy woman!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But Lisa, Marge isn't supposed to know about what's going on between me and Mindy!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png WHAT?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mindy was helping me plan a romantic picnic on the beach but the beach was dangerous and the champagne was gross but surprisingly still very drinkable.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But what about the date you had with her at that restaurant?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We were picking up food for dinner tonight, but we knew the only to keep me from eating it all on the way home, was for me to eat a huge lunch at the restaurant.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Right now, while we're strolling, Mindy is setting up a romantic picnic dinner at our house, with no wild dogs, or bums. Unless she really strays from the plan we made.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, Homer, you are such a good Valentine! Thank you!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry Dad. It's just the dialogue between you and Mindy was so... misleading. Almost intentionally so.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Misleading?! You're crazy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave your mother.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And flower her. You know, give her a bouquet of leaves and flowers. What did you think I meant?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grrrr.
The player receives "Cards Are Read, Marge's Hair is Blue Pt. 10" which is to "Make Homer Go on a Valentine's Date with Marge". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Heart.png70 and XP.png135 in reward
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png This was wonderful, Homer. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You too, Sweetie. And since it's all take out, you don't have to clean up. We can just let the dog eat the paper plates.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Um, I'll just throw them in the trash.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You crazy romantic kook, you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *smooch*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *smooch*

Valentine's Day

When the player logs in on Valentine's Day
Message If you need a last-minute Valentine gift, why not send them Donuts? You don't want to end up in the dog house!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait a minute? What did YOU get us for Valentine's Day? You better fork over a gift from the heart of YOU'LL end up in the dog house.
Message Ugh, fine. Your gift is in your inventory.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo ho

Brandine

Kiss My Grits Pt. 1

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I can't belive I's back in Springfield! Whelp, supposin' the first thing I should do is call my husband.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png CLEEEEEEEEE-TUS! SOOOO-WEEEE!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Brandine! When's that dinner comin'? I's is straving!
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I have been floating around being non-existent for well over an owl's age. Do you mean to tell me you have not eaten that whole time?!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Not hardly. I ain't got much in the way of eating jobs.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Well, don't you worry, darlin'. I'll fix you up your favorite sandwich -- poached possum pattie in a possum piuch pita.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 1" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus' Farm" and "Make Brandine Stab Possums". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 2

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png These here possums has to soak in a pot a melted butter for an hour. Mainly, so's I kin be sure they's dead. Cause a half-dead possum kin get purty scratchity.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png While I'm waitin', I suppose I can catch up on some of my housekeeping and parenting duties.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brandine Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 3

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm, something's cooking, let's have a taste!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh! That is the worst thing I've ever tasted and I have eaten pretty much everything that can fit in my mouth.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png That's partly cuz you's tasting it with my fly-swatting spoon. But also cuz it's missing a special ingrediment.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go see that monkey-faced man what sells that strange, non-blinding moonshine.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern", "Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species" and "Make Brandine Pick Up Supplies". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,095 and XP.png185 in reward.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Okay, mister, I helped you move that polka-dot Chinese bear. Now give me my secret ingrediment.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Of course. Here you go, one precious panda bear egg.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What? First of all, pandas don't lay eggs and secondly, that's a lemon.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Pipe down, Encyclopedia Brown. I need her hillbilly super strength. If you keep quiet, I'll let you pet the pandas.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you kidding me? You're asking me to go against my core values just to pet a--- Oh my God they're so fuzzy! Okay, an hour of petting and I'll be cool.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I'mma head home 'fore this panda egg hatches.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 4

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Mmm-mm, this dish is gonna make Cletus happier than a hound dog in a room full of butts.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Hey, Cletus! Get me a couple, two, three a them Tomaccos.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Oh boy! I love the subtle taste of a tomacco, it combines the sweetness of tomato with sharpness of accidentally drinking from your chaw spit-cup.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 4" which is to "Harvest Tomacco (x2)" and "Brandine Prepare Her "Something" Stew". It takes 60 minutes and 4 hours, it cost Cash.png30 and the player receives total Cash.png510 and XP.png120 in reward.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Darn it, Cletus, I used too much Tomacco.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Nonsense, Darlin'. When it comes to Tomacco, I likes a heavy hand.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png But the smell of it drew the attention of all them Tomacco-addicted Sheep-Junkies what roam this hillside.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png They busted in and ate the whole washtub of possum.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Aw, don't you fret, we gots these places where you can have your grub made by a pro-fessnal vittle-fixer n' brought out to ya by these people called waitnesses.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png That's sounds like a moonshine-daydream! Take me to this place!

Kiss My Grits Pt. 5

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png I'ma so sorry, but I cannot let a you eat in the dining room. You see the sign? No shirt, no shoses, no service.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Shoot, and I really wanted me some service!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I'd try an order of the shoes, however.
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png Don't worry, I've got a beautiful table in the alley. It's usually reserved for when my dog acquaintances have dates, but tonight it's yours.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 5" which is to "Reach Level 18 and Build Luigi's", "Make Brandine Go for a Date with Cletus", and "Make Luigi Perform an Alleyway Serenade". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Heart.png30, Cash.png275 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Cletus! Feel what these napkins is made of! I don't even know what you call that!
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png It's called "paper."
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png *sighs* It feels like the softest part of trees.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png You has changed, Brandine. The beautiful city-life has spoilt you.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Ah-yep.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 6

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I used to love my simple home. Now that I've seen the city, everythin' here seems so dusty and full of brambles.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png 'Specially the dust-pond and the bramble-shed.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png It pains to hear you talk like that, my dear Sister-mom. Hey, your favorite TV show is on! Maybe that's shut you up!
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Yes. I will escape into the dreamy, soft embrace of staged arguments amongst fish-lipped, cat-faced ladies.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 6" which is to "Make Brandine Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville". It takes 12 hours and the player receives Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png We interrupt this broadcast to bring you urgent news!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png In an effort to stay ahead of bloggers and the tweet-o-sphere, Channel Six is reporting a signicant possibility Springfield may fall victim to a terrorist attack in the near and/or distant future...
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Stay tuned to hear from people we frightened on the street with our questions.

Kiss My Grits Pt. 7

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Now I remember why I don't like city livin'.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png You get caught up in the glamour of napkins and forgets whats important: stockpiling 'munitions so's to potect 'merica!
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Until such time that we hill folk rise up against the guv'mint.
The player receives "Kiss My Grits Pt. 7" which is to Make Brandine Defend Springfield From Terrorists". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png You know Cletus, when I thinks of all the threats we face day to day, makes me wonder why anyone's want to bring a child into this world.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png When what they should be doing is bringing a whole army of chirren into this world.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Dang straight! They ain't no problem in the world what idn't made better by having more babies.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png We better shake a tail feather, we got a barracks to fill. I think I already gots one in the chute. I'll birth it out and we kin git started on t'oter.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Aw, Brandine, I jes love our date nights.
Message You unlocked a new job for Brandine! You can now send her to Birth Another Spuckler.
After sending Brandine on her quest.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png 90 days? Excuse me, Mrs. Spuckler, but isn't the human gestational period 9 months?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Brandine ain't had a nine month pregnancy since she went swimming outside the Nuke-lar plat.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png It's like my baby oven is now a microwave.

After the first child is born
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I don't care if you just got borned -- you's gonna have to earn your keep!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Pickpocket, steal, or pass the bar. I don't care how you do it -- just find some money!
Message Spuckler kids have a knack of nicking. They'll earn you extra cash over the course of a dayfeet.

After Brandine have Birth Another Spuckler 3 times
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Good Lord, Springfield has suddenly dropped to the bottom of every list with regard to literacy and income. And we've shot to the top of the charts with regard to webbed feet.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Brandine and Cletus, your giant family is throwing off all of our averages. What can we to do convince you to stop reproducing?
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png You cain't ask us to stop making chirren, having a gigantic family means everythin' to me--
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We'll give you free tickets to every tractor pull.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png You got yourself a deal! Who cares if my arms are empty long as I get to watch giant tractors pull thangs.
The player can now not longer do Brandine's quest "Birth Another Spuckler".

Wheel of Friendship

The Wheel of Friendship

The Wheel of Friendship is a prize wheel. A spin of the wheel costs Heart.png200. Hearts can be purchased for donuts: 5 spins (Heart.png100), costs Donut Tapped Out.png25, 15 spins (Heart.png300) costs Donut Tapped Out.png65 and 30 spins (Heart.png600) costs Donut Tapped Out.png150.

Prizes

Image Name Unlock Message Odds
Tapped Out I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train.png I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train Tapped Out I Choo-Choo Choose You Train Unlocked.png 5%
Tapped Out Valentine's Pond.png Valentine's Pond Tapped Out Valentine's Pond Unlocked.png 10%
Tapped Out cherubbirdbath.png Cherub Bird Bath Tapped Out Cherub Bird Bath Unlocked.png 10%
Tapped Out Lovely Flowercart.png Lovely Flower Cart Tapped Out Lovely Flower Cart Unlocked.png 10%
Tapped Out Love Fence.png
Tapped Out Love Fence1.pngTapped Out Love Fence2.png
Lovely Fence Tapped Out Lovely Fence Unlocked.png 15%
Tapped Out Lovely Gazebo.png Lovely Gazebo Tapped Out Lovely Gazebo Unlocked.png 10%
Tapped Out Lovely Fountain.png Fountain Of Love Tapped Out Fountain of Love Unlocked.png 10%
Velentine's Balloons.png Valentine's Balloons Tapped Out Valentine's Balloons Unlocked.png 10%
Tapped Out Lovely Lampost.png Lovely Lampost Tapped Out Lovely Lampost Unlocked.png 10%
Tapped Out Love Bench.png Love Bench Tapped Out Lovely Bench Unlocked.png 10%

Cletus's Farm

The Rose Bush Indicator

Cletus's Farm has a new task, plant roses which gives outs rose bush instead of money. It cost Cash.png1,000, takes 24h and gives Heart.png50.

President's Day

Between February 16 and February 18 can the player that missed Abraham Lincoln under the 4th July 2013 a new chance to buy it.

When the player logs in on President's Day
Message Celebrate this President's Day with a President of your very own. From now until February 18th, Abraham Lincoln is avaiable in the build menu!

Valentine's Cards

The player can visit their friends to send them Valentine's cards. The player can give there cards to every friend every 24 hours. For every card sent by the player, they get hearts. Every card sent to the player also gives them hearts.

Cards Heart
1-30 Heart.png5
31-60 Heart.png4
61-90 Heart.png3
91-120 Heart.png2
121-300 Heart.png1

Gil's offer

Gil offer valentine 2014.jpg

Gil had a offer between February 19 and February 23 that the player can buying, Dr. Nick, Sideshow Mel, Krustylu Studios and the cannon for Donut Tapped Out.png200.