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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Monorail content update

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097 "Level 56"
098
"Monorail"
"Muscular Marge" 099
"There's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car MONORAIL!!!
Springfield is getting a Monorail... again! And this time it might even work!
Lay down the tracks and take your citizens and visitors on the scenic, marginally elevated route through your city. With so many building options available, your Monorail will be as unique as your imagination, or at least your Springfield, so don't wait for the proper building permits to start building in our new update!
"
―Event description on the App Store

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Monorail content update was teased on August 7, 2015, on the official Facebook page for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, with a silhouette picture of Conductor Homer. It was released in August 11, 2015 and will last till September 15th, 2015 though in the Event Guide it says September 28th incorrectly, since date in the files and countdown ends on the correct date. Within this update, content of the Job Manager was added but yet unreleased.

The App Icon.
The Splash Screen.
The Artwork.
The Three Store panel.
The One Store Panel.
Monorail Event Guide with incorrect end date
Conductor Homer teaser.

Contents

Characters[edit]

Image Character or Skin Unlock Message Cost
Lyle Lanley Tapped Out.png Lyle Lanley Quest only. Not unlockable.
Ray Patterson.png Ray Patterson Tapped Out Ray Patterson Unlock.png Act 1 Prize 10.
Jesse Grass.png Jesse Grass Jesse Grass Unlock.png Donut Tapped Out.png100
Hippie.png Hippie Hippie Unlock.png Act 2 Prize 10.
Unlocks with Uriah's Heap Recycling Center.
Sebastian Cobb.png Sebastian Cobb Sebastian Cobb Unlock.png Act 3 Prize 10.
Unlocks with Rail Yard.

Skins[edit]

Image Character or Skin Unlock Message Notes
Conductor Homer Tapped Out.png Conductor Homer Conductor Homer Unlock.png Unlocks by completing A Rail of One City Pt. 5.

Returning[edit]

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes
Brandine Spuckler.png Brandine Donut Tapped Out.png100 Tapped Out Brandine New Character.png Available from August 16 at 8am GMT to August 23 at 8am GMT.
Returns from Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers.
Her "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task will unlock Birthday, Whitney and Dubya, implemented in last year's event.
Birthday Spuckler.png Birthday FREE Tapped Out Birthday New Character.png Returns from Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers.
Unlocked with Brandine's "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task.
Dubya Spuckler.png Dubya Tapped Out Dubya Spuckler New Character.png
Whitney Spuckler.png Whitney Tapped Out Whitney Spuckler New Character.png

Buildings[edit]

Recycle Depots[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task
Springfield Dump Tapped Out.png Springfield Dump Quest 6s Collect Junk
Metal Depot.png Metal Depot Quest Recycle Metal
Plastic Depot.png Plastic Depot Quest Recycle Plastic
Glass Depot.png Glass Depot Quest Recycle Glass

Stations[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Monorail Station.png Monorail Station Act 1 Prize 1 6s Spawning Possums
Krustys Drive-Thru Station.png Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Donut Tapped Out.png150 Purchasing this item also yields
4 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Curved Track Pieces,
2 Short Track Pieces and 2 S Curve Pieces.
Available till August 28 at 8am GMT and
from September 8 at 8am GMT
to September 15 at 8am GMT.
Tetanus Terminal.png Tetanus Terminal Act 2 Prize 1
Mall-O-Rail Station.png Mall-O-Rail Station Act 3 Prize 1

Others[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Uriahs Heap Recycling Center.png Uriah's Heap Recycling Center Act 2 Prize 10 6s Giving Unwanted Life Advice Unlocks Hippie.
Rail Yard.png Rail Yard Act 3 Prize 10 Creates track pieces Unlocks Sebastian Cobb.
Little Lisas Recycling Plant.png Little Lisa's Recycling Plant Donut Tapped Out.png200 Aggressively Recycling Sea Life
Monorail Cafe.png Monorail Cafe Donut Tapped Out.png60 Training Waiters and Waiting for Trains Available from September 10 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT.
Self Reliant House.png Self-Reliant House Donut Tapped Out.png35 Snubbing the Energy Grid

Returning[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Mapple Store Tapped Out.png Mapple Store Donut Tapped Out.png90 6s Putting Ms in Front of Product Names Returns from Christmas 2012.
Available from September 3 at 8am GMT to September 10 at 8am GMT.

Levels[edit]

Name Level 1 (0-499 Scraps) Level 2 (500-999 Scraps) Level 3 (1000-1499 Scraps) Level 4 (1500-2000 Scraps)
Springfield Dump Springfield Dump Tapped Out.png Springfield Dump L2.png Springfield Dump L3.png Springfield Dump L4.png

Decorations[edit]

Track Pieces[edit]

Image Name Cost
Straight Track Piece.png Straight Track Piece Act 1 Prizes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9
Act 2 Prizes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9
Act 3 Prizes 1, 2, 3, 7 and 9
Rail Yard Possible Day 1, 2, 3 , 4 and 5 Prize
Short Track Piece.png Short Track Piece Act 1 Prizes 5, 7 and 9
Act 2 Prizes 9
Act 3 Prizes 5 and 7
Rail Yard Possible Day 2, 3, 4 and 5 Prize
Curved Track Piece.png Curved Track Piece Act 1 Prizes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9
Act 2 Prizes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9
Act 3 Prizes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9
Rail Yard Possible Day 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 Prize
S Curve Piece.png S Curve Piece Act 2 Prizes 5 and 7
Act 3 Prizes 5 and 9
Rail Yard Possible Day 3, 4 and 5 Prize

Monorail Station Modules[edit]

Image Name Cost
Station Awning.png Station Awning Act 1 Prizes 4 and 6
Station Extension.png Station Extension Act 1 Prizes 6 and 8
Station Stairs.png Station Stairs Act 1 Prizes 4 and 8
Station Platform.png Station Platform Act 1 Prizes 4, 6 and 8

Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Modules[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Drive-Thru Awning.png Drive-Thru Awning Donut Tapped Out.png25 Available from August 16 at 8am GMT
to August 28 at 8am GMT and
from September 8 at 8am GMT
to September 15 at 8am GMT.
Drive-Thru Extension.png Drive-Thru Extension Donut Tapped Out.png25
Drive-Thru Stairs.png Drive-Thru Stairs Donut Tapped Out.png50
Drive-Thru Platform.png Drive-Thru Platform Donut Tapped Out.png10

Tetanus Terminal Modules[edit]

Image Name Cost
Terminal Awning.png Terminal Awning Act 2 Prizes 4 and 6
Terminal Extension.png Terminal Extension Act 2 Prizes 6 and 8
Terminal Stairs.png Terminal Stairs Act 2 Prizes 4 and 8
Terminal Platform.png Terminal Platform Act 2 Prizes 4, 6 and 8

Mall-O-Rail Station Modules[edit]

Image Name Cost
Mall-O-Rail Awning.png Mall-O-Rail Awning Act 3 Prizes 4 and 6
Mall-O-Rail Extension.png Mall-O-Rail Extension Act 3 Prizes 6 and 8
Mall-O-Rail Stairs.png Mall-O-Rail Stairs Act 3 Prizes 4 and 8
Mall-O-Rail Platform.png Mall-O-Rail Platform Act 3 Prizes 4, 6 and 8

Others[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Project Board.png Project Board Quest
Garbage Pile.png Garbage Pile Cash.png500
Recycling Bin.png Recycling Bin Cash.png1,000
Garbage Truck.png Garbage Truck Donut Tapped Out.png35 Available from August 23 at 8am GMT to September 3 at 8am GMT.
Golf Course.png Golf Course Donut Tapped Out.png100 Available from August 23 at 8am GMT to September 3 at 8am GMT.
Mechanical Ant Alpha.png Mechanical Ant Alpha Donut Tapped Out.png60 Available from September 3 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT.
Mechanical Ant Beta.png Mechanical Ant Beta
Mechanical Ant Gamma.png Mechanical Ant Gamma
Mechanical Ant Delta.png Mechanical Ant Delta

Returning[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
TO COC Recycled Tower.png Recycled Tower Donut Tapped Out.png20 Returns from Clash of Clones
Available from August 23 at 8am GMT to September 3 at 8am GMT.
TO COC Recycled Wall.png Recycled Wall Donut Tapped Out.png2
Tapped Out Spruce Caboose.png Spruce Caboose Donut Tapped Out.png85 Task: Causing Conversation to Derail
Returns from Winter 2014
Available from August 28 at 8am GMT to September 3 at 8am GMT.
Tapped Out I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train.png I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train Donut Tapped Out.png50 Returns from Valentine's Day 2013, Valentine's Day 2014 and Valentine's Day 2015.
Available from September 10 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT.

Consumables[edit]

Image Name Cost 8/11-8/23 Cost 8/23-9/3 Cost 9/3-9/10 Notes
Dumping Permit.png Dumping Permit Donut Tapped Out.png90 Donut Tapped Out.png60 Donut Tapped Out.png30 Doubles friend visit's rewards.
Available till September 10 at 8am GMT.

Item origins[edit]

Item or Building Episode
Lyle Lanley "Marge vs. the Monorail", "All Singing, All Dancing" (clips), "Behind the Laughter" (character image),
"My Fare Lady" (opening sequence), "The Simpsons Take the Bowl" (live acted by Conan O'Brian)
Ray Patterson, Garbage Truck "Trash of the Titans"
Jesse Grass "Lisa the Tree Hugger", The Simpsons Movie
Hippie "The Old Man and the Lisa", "Sweets and Sour Marge", "Opposites A-Frack"
Sebastian Cobb "Marge vs. the Monorail", "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
Conductor Homer, Mechanical Ant Alpha, Mechanical Ant Beta,
Mechanical Ant Gamma, Mechanical Ant Delta
"Marge vs. the Monorail"
Brandine "The Italian Bob", "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily", "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield",
"22 Short Films About Springfield", "The Frying Game", The Simpsons Movie, "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes",
"Coming to Homerica", "Apocalypse Cow", "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts", "The Food Wife",
"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants", "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda", "Lisa Goes Gaga", "Moonshine River",
"A Tree Grows in Springfield", "YOLO", "Super Franchise Me", "Opposites A-Frack", "Covercraft",
"Bart's New Friend", "Walking Big & Tall", The Longest Daycare, "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
Birthday "Little Big Girl", "Yokel Chords", "Lisa Goes Gaga", "Moonshine River" (picture), "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing", "Super Franchise Me", "Puffless"
Dubya "Little Big Girl" (picture), "Yokel Chords", "The Food Wife", "Lisa Goes Gaga", "Moonshine River",
"A Tree Grows in Springfield", "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing", "Super Franchise Me", "Walking Big & Tall",
"Puffless", "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
Whitney "Little Big Girl" (picture), "Yokel Chords", "The Food Wife", "Lisa Goes Gaga", "Moonshine River" (picture),
"A Tree Grows in Springfield", "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing", "Four Regrettings and a Funeral",
"Super Franchise Me", "Walking Big & Tall", "Puffless", "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
Monorail "Marge vs. the Monorail", "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses", "Adventures in Baby-Getting" (mentioned), "My Fare Lady" (opening sequence),
"The Princess Guide" (Leonard Nimoy dedication), "'Cue Detective", "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be" (mentioned)
Track Pieces "Marge vs. the Monorail", "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses", "My Fare Lady" (opening sequence), "The Princess Guide" (Leonard Nimoy dedication)
Springfield Dump Recurring
Uriah's Heap Recycling Center "The Old Man and the Lisa"
Little Lisa's Recycling Plant "The Old Man and the Lisa", "Bart Carny" (barrel seen)
Monorail Cafe "Marge vs. the Monorail", "Little Big Girl"
Self-Reliant House "Holidays of Future Passed"
Station Extension, Station Stairs "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
Golf Course "Dead Putting Society", "I Married Marge", "Marge Be Not Proud", "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield", "Trash of the Titans",
"Natural Born Kissers", "Blame It on Lisa", "Lost Verizon", "Take My Life, Please", "Million Dollar Maybe", "Judge Me Tender", "Havana Wild Weekend"
Spruce Caboose "Marge Gets a Job"
I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train "I Love Lisa"
Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station, Tetanus Terminal,
Mall-O-Rail Station, Station Awning, Station Platform,
Drive-Thru Awning, Drive-Thru Extension, Drive-Thru Stairs, Drive-Thru Platform,
Terminal Awning, Terminal Extension, Terminal Stairs, Terminal Platform,
Mall-O-Rail Awning, Mall-O-Rail Extension, Mall-O-Rail Stairs, Mall-O-Rail Platform,
Project Board, Garbage Pile, Recycling Bin, Recycled Tower, Recycled Wall, Rail Yard
The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive

Dates[edit]

Date Items
August 11 Event Start, Act 1 Start, 1st Quest Chain Start, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Start, Dumping Permit (90) Start
August 16 Brandine Start, Drive-Thru Awning Start, Drive-Thru Extension Start, Drive-Thru Stairs Start, Drive-Thru Platform Start,
August 19 2nd Quest Chain Start
August 23 Act 1 End, Act 2 Start, Dumping Permit (90) End, Brandine End, Dumping Permit (60) Start, Garbage Truck Start, Golf Course Start, Recycled Tower Start, Recycled Wall Start
August 28 Krusty's Drive-Thru Station End, Drive-Thru Awning End, Drive-Thru Extension End, Drive-Thru Stairs End, Drive-Thru Platform End, Spruce Caboose Start
August 30 3rd Quest Chain Start
September 3 Dumping Permit (60) End, Spruce Caboose End, Garbage Truck End, Golf Course End, Recycled Tower End, Recycled Wall End, Dumping Permit (30) Start,
Mapple Store Start, Mechanical Ant Alpha Start, Mechanical Ant Beta Start, Mechanical Ant Gamma Start, Mechanical Ant Delta Start
September 4 Act 2 End, Act 3 Start
September 10 Mapple Store End, Dumping Permit (30) End, Monorail Cafe Start, Self-Reliant House Start, I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train Start
September 15 Event End, Mechanical Ant Alpha End, Mechanical Ant Beta End, Mechanical Ant Gamma End, Mechanical Ant Delta End, Monorail Cafe End, Self-Reliant House End,
I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train End, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station End, Drive-Thru Awning End, Drive-Thru Extension End, Drive-Thru Stairs End, Drive-Thru Platform End

First Quest Chain Gameplay[edit]

A Rail of One City[edit]

A Rail of One City Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 11:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We all have, Cletus.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We need to build the town dump.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house?
Task: Build Springfield Dump
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What about a garbage truck?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Me?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That DOES sound familiar.
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lyle Lanley's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town.
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Really? Well then, where is it?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Twice now apparently!
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside.
Task: Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos...
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I suppose you COULD join us. Or...
Task: Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Same as it Ever Was[edit]

After tapping on Lyle Lanley's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail.
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me.
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Now for one last performance!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png He disappeared!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You want me to take care of this guy?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No Homer, we've got it.
Task: Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Same as It Ever Was and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I have to pick up one more rivet-
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes. Make me the monorail conductor.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver!
Task: Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash (30s, Moe's Tavern or Simpson House)
Conductor Homer Unlock.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to--
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Did someone call for an engineer?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway?
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png A monorail construction engineer.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png *sigh* Hoyvin.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um... so far we've just been collecting junk.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png That should work too.
System Message Hand in resources at the Project Board and help Sebastian Cobb build the Monorail!
Task: Place the Project Board
Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x3]
System Message Way to go! Remember to hand in Projects every day for huge bonus rewards!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 7[edit]

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey guys, what if we sorted our trash first? It could really improve what we're doing for the environment.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Hmm, the girl does have a point.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Separated-out metal could be quickly and easily manufactured into components. And that would save us money.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Now that's the kind of green this town can get behind!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Whatever.
Task: Place the Metal Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x20]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This recycling thing isn't so hard. Let's see... batteries are cans full of battery acid.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And motor oil is pretty much just liquid plastic.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And these glowing radioactive plutonium rods from the nuclear plant are... hmm, let's call them paper.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad! You can't put that stuff in the recycling. Or the trash, for that matter.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then what I am supposed to do with it?
Task: Dump Garbage on Friends [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unlock Monorail Station[edit]

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 6:
Task: Unlock a Monorail Station
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unlock Ray Patterson[edit]

After unlocking a Monorail Station:
Task: Unlock Ray Patterson
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Second Quest Chain Gameplay[edit]

Rail Against the Machine[edit]

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 19:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Hmm... completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little...
Task: Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window (30s, Monorail Stations)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Off Track[edit]

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png D'Oh! You broke the first job I liked since "Lounge in the Pool".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Don't worry, it's probably just a loose screw. Fixing it will be an easy project.
Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x5]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Off Track:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png But that thing is the size of a house.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine!
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Yes, I suppose that would work too.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And recycling plastic would be good for the environment!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And save us money.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier.
Task: Place the Plastic Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x40]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3[edit]

Before August 26th Update[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Isn't that right, Bitey?
Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png *chitter*
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Why yes, the windows DO open now.
Task: Make Conductor Homer Air Out Bitey (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

After August 26th Update[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Isn't that right, Bitey?
Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png *chitter*
Task: Make Conductor Homer Take Bitey for a Walk (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cool, a monorail!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png With a monorail I just need one!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Really? Cool!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House
Task: Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track (30s, Monorail Stations)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Getting Back on Track[edit]

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Aw man, my penny's fine.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But the monorail is destroyed!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe building a mass transit system out of trash wasn't as smart an idea as I thought. We should really find another way.
Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x5]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png All aboard...
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Homer, we're already moving.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png All aboard...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But the track goes in a circle.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png All aboard...
Task: Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail [x3] (12h, Monorail Stations)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unlock the Hippie[edit]

After the user logs in on August 23:
Task: Unlock the Hippie
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Duct Tape[edit]

After the user logs in on August 23:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png My work on the Monorail is progressing well.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png We shall move onto phase 2: optimization!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The Monorail fund is looking a little, ahh, embezzled. We can't afford anything too expensive.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Not to fear. In engineering there's always one fall back plan that never fails.
System Message Complete Projects to earn Duct Tape and unlock more Monorail Prizes!

Third Quest Chain Gameplay[edit]

One Track Mind[edit]

One Track Mind Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 30:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it...
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png -if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think PTSD is already taken.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep.
Task: Make Homer Get Some Sleep (8h, Monorail Stations)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Derailed[edit]

After completing One Track Mind Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad! I meant get some sleep at home... not while you were driving.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Conducting, Lisa. In the monorail business we call driving conducting. And we call passengers souls.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's the airline business.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I know. Creepy, isn't it?
Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x5]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

One Track Mind Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Derailed and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png All I need to make the transition is some glass.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png BOO!!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png SAVE MONEY!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png YAY!!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I hate this town.
Task: Place the Glass Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x50]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

One Track Mind Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png *snore* Must drive monorail...
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png *snore* Must kill everyone...
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

One Track Mind Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has Professor Frink, after tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail.
Tapped Out Monorail Train Icon.png I'd like that, Professor Frink.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive?
Tapped Out Monorail Train Icon.png Only when I'm around you, John.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin...
Tapped Out Monorail Train Icon.png Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png ...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin...
Task: Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail (1h, Monorail Stations)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rail Yard[edit]

After the user logs in on September 4:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png The Monorail is almost complete. Now all we need are some bells and whistles.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You mean unnecessary projects that provide opportunities for corrupt officials to skim a little off the top?
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png No, I literally need bells and whistles. We need a way to warn people before we hit them.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's fine. I can skim off necessary projects as well.
System Message Be sure to unlock the Rail Yard while you can - build even more track pieces and get the chance to earn free donuts every week.
Rail Yard Message.png
Task: Unlock the Rail Yard
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Secondary Gameplay[edit]

Train of Fools[edit]

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 5 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Hmm, this doesn't seem so complicated.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png It's just like driving a car, except it always goes where it's supposed to.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png *gasp* I won't even have to be sober!
Task: Make Conductor Homer Practice Monorail Conducting (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monorail Station[edit]

Monorail Station Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Monorail Station:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png You know what would make being a monorail conductor even better? If there were people on the monorail to see me do it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The problem is there's no way for them to get on. We need to build something.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png What are you thinking -- human catapult?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Actually I was thinking of a monorail station.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Oh. I guess that's good too.
Task: Place Monorail Station
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monorail Station Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Monorail Station Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Well, we've got a couple passengers now... but it's mostly just your Gils and Molemans, looking for a place to sleep.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's because we've only placed one station. No one can get anywhere.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Please, no one needs the monorail to get anywhere.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png You can walk this town from corner to corner in less than a minute. I do it all the time for some of my obscure jobs.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png What we need is to make the station we already built even bigger!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I really don't think that would solve the problem...
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Less thinking, more building placing!
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x4]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monorail Station Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Monorail Station Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So have you come around on the idea of building more stations for people to travel to?
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png No. Add more pieces to the main station! Bigger is better!
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png People in New York don't go to Grand Central Station to take trains to dumb places in Connecticut.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A lot of them do. Also Westchester County.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png No, they go there to eat lobster in that giant restaurant in the basement.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But none of these station pieces are lobster restaurants.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png It doesn't matter. People can use their imaginations.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Maybe it's a lobster place, maybe it's a steak joint, maybe it's both.
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png The point is... the station should be big!
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x8]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bitey's Brood[edit]

After placing a Station:
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I wonder what kind of fancy electronics are in this hatch.
Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png *chitter*
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png AHH!
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png Oh, it's just Bitey the possum ...and hundreds of baby possums...
Tapped Out Conductor Homer Icon.png I don't know if you're a mother or a father, but you got some action. NOICE!
System Message Tap on Monorail stations to release possums. Tap on possums to capture them and earn rewards!
Task: Tap on Possums [x8]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Project Management: Metal[edit]

Active till August 23 at 8am GMT.

Project Management: Metal Pt. 1[edit]

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 8:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Metal Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Project Management: Metal Pt. 1:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Metal Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Project Management: Metal Pt. 2:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Plastic[edit]

Active from August 23 at 8am GMT to September 4 at 8am GMT.

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Project Management: Plastic Pt. 1:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Project Management: Plastic Pt. 2:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Glass[edit]

Active from September 4 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT.

Project Management: Glass Pt. 1[edit]

After completing One Track Mind Pt. 2:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Glass Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Project Management: Glass Pt. 1:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Project Management: Glass Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Project Management: Glass Pt. 2:
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x100]
Task: Complete Projects [x10]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png2

Premium gameplay[edit]

The Grass is Always Greener[edit]

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale?
Tapped Out Akira Icon.png To me those words sound the same.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burge
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals (1h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jesse Grass's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* It sure is.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is?
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants!
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants (1h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian...
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message?
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, doesn't that describe all food?
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png I don't know. I never touch the stuff.
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food (1h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits?
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think maybe you need to eat something.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time.
Task: Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger (30s, Krusty Burger, Jesse Grass)
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that?
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png The only problem is... now I'm a fraud.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know, but you have to eat some food.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food.
Tapped Out Jesse Grass Icon.png Perfect! *eating noise*
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Man, that boy has dreamy eyes...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Little Lisa's Recycling Plant[edit]

After the user logs in on August 11:
Tapped Out Mr. Snrub Icon.png Hello! It's me, Mr. Snrub.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A fake moustache can't hide the evil behind it. We all know it's you, Mr. Burns.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Shhh. Let Snrub talk!
Tapped Out Mr. Snrub Icon.png All this talk of recycling reminded me that a local businessman has a recycling facility for sale. What luck for you!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you referring to the plant that you used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry?
Tapped Out Mr. Snrub Icon.png No, I'm referring to the plant that MR. BURNS used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry. Isn't that right, SREHTIMS?
Tapped Out Srehtim Icon.png Yes, sir!

Dirty Work: Dewey Largo[edit]

After tapping on Dewey Largo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png Principal Skinner! You've cut the music budget to zero!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Actually I cut it to a negative number. You're going to have to sell the school's instruments and give the money to me.
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png But the band needs instruments. Without them we're no better than a choir!
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png I suppose I could salvage some substitutes from the town dump, however.
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png Replace the drums with trash cans, replace cymbals with breaking glass...
Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon.png And replace students with rats!
Task: Make Dewey Largo Prepare for a School Musical (30s, Springfield Dump)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dirty Work: Uter[edit]

After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png What is going on? As a bit character I'm used to being ignored, but not this bad. I was a fan favorite!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, Uter. I didn't see you there...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So... ummm...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nice chatting with you. I've got to get this junk to the Dump. Springfield won't clean itself!
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png Did mein ears deceive me? "JUHNK" is my favourite candy treat from my homeland of Deutschland!
Task: Make Uter Search for Discarded Chocolate (30s, Springfield Dump)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dirty Work: Brandine[edit]

DO NOT rush Brandine's job for giving birth or you won't unlock the Spuckler due to a glitch.

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Pfft. All these folk are collecting garbage like it's something new. I's been doing that for years!
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I even trained a possum to fetch stuff outta dumpsters.
Task: Make Brandine Try Find the Lost Spuckler Child (30s, Springfield Dump)
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png Nice job, possum! I'm gonna miss you once we eat you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Them[edit]

Them[edit]

After the user logs in on September 3:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey Bart! If you could have one wish, what would it be?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A million wishes.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, it's not that kind of wish. No recursion, and overreaching will result in ironic and unpleasant consequences.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh, so like the AD&D wish spell.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png In that case, I'll go with what I wished for when I blew out the candles last birthday.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Giant Mechanical Ants!
System Message Make a boy's wish come true! Giant Mechanical Ants now available in the store!
Robot Ants Message.png

Them Too![edit]

After buying a Robot Ant and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh man! Normally ants are small and un-mechanical. But not these!
Task: Make Bart Command Mechanical Ants (10h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sometimes you get something you've always wanted and worry it can't possibly live up to expectations.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png ... this is not one of those times.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Depot Jobs[edit]

Springfield Dump[edit]

Character Task Reward
Homer Collect Junk Tapped Out Junk.png50
Lisa Save the Environment
Milhouse Try to Impress Lisa
Ned Do his Christian Duty
Quimby Pose for Photo Op
Cletus Put the Newest Spuckler to Work
Willy Take a Break from Raking Leaves
Ray Patterson Pick Up Trash
Uter Look for Discarded Chocolate Tapped Out Junk.png75
Brandine Clean Up Nature Using Nature
Dewey Largo Assemble the Band
Jesse Grass Heal Mother Earth

Metal Depot[edit]

Character Task Reward Cost
Lisa Recycle Metal Tapped Out Metal.png10 Tapped Out Junk.png100
Ned
Hippie
Rev. Lovejoy
Krusty
Mr. Burns
Brandine Tapped Out Metal.png15
Jesse Grass

Plastic Depot[edit]

Character Task Reward Cost
Milhouse Recycle Plastic Tapped Out Plastic.png10 Tapped Out Junk.png100
Cletus
Hippie
Skinner
Martin
Comic Book Guy
Uter Tapped Out Plastic.png15
Jesse Grass

Glass Depot[edit]

Character Task Reward Cost
Quimby Recycle Glass Tapped Out Glass.png10 Tapped Out Junk.png100
Willy
Hippie
Bart
Marge
Moe
Dewey Largo Tapped Out Glass.png15
Jesse Grass

Dumpable Buildings[edit]

Adult Education Annex, All Night Gym, Asia De Cuba, Aztec Theatre, Bad Dream House, Bowlarama, Burns' Manor, Businnessman's Social Club, Channel 6, Cool Brown House, Cooling Towers, Community Center, Control Building, Crypto Barn, Dr. Hibbert Family Practice, Duff Brewery, Duff Stadium, El Chemistri, Fat Tony's Compound, Film Set, First Church Of Lard Lad, First Church of Springfield, Flanders Home, Fort Sensible, Frink's Lab, Gilded Truffle, Gulp 'N' Blow, House Of Evil, Howard's Flowers, Just Rain sticks, Krabappel Apartment, Krusty Burger, Krustylu Studios, Lard Lads Donuts, Lugash's Gym, Luigi's, Malaria Zone, Mapple Store, Moe's Tavern, Much Ado About Muffins, My First Tattoo, O' Flanagan's Pub, Open Air Stage, Orange House, Pet Cemetery, Phineas Q. Butterfat's, Pimento Grove, Pink House, Planet Hype, Police Station, Power Plant, Pumpkin House, Purple House, Retirement Castle, Santa's Village, Simpson House, Sir Putt-A-Lot's, Sleep-Eazy Motel, Sprawl Mart, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Springfield Cemetery, Springfield Coliseum, Springfield Downs, Springfield Elementary, Springfield General Hospital, Springfield Library, Springfield Penitentiary, Springfield Post Office, Super Collider, Swanky Fish, The Frying Dutchman, The Itchy And Scratchy Store, Town Hall, Try-N-Save, Turban Outfitters, Ultrahouse 2, Van Houten Home, Volcano Lair, Wolfcastle's Mansion, Zesty's Pizza, Springfield Wax Museum, Calmwood, Kamp Krusty, Springfield High School, Knowledgeum, DMV, Stu's Disco, Spinster City Apartments, Springfield Pet Shop, Gingerbread House, Noise Land Video Arcade, Museum Of Natural History, Bachelor Arms, Cracker Factory, Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino, County Court House, Springfield Grocery Store, Costington's, Egg Nog Bar, Springfield Skating Rink, Springfield Mall, Singing Sirloin, Madame Chao's, Sham Rock Cafe, Guinea Pig Rescue Center, Blocko Store, Johnny Fiestas, Fireworks, Candy And Puppy Dogs, Stonecutter Daycare Center, Abandoned Store, Ah Fudge Factory, Lotto 'N' Liquor, Sanjay's House, Apu's Apartment, Itchy & Scratchy Studio, KBBL Radio, Mansion Of Solid Gold, Tunnel Of Love, Sleeping Itchy's Castle, Itchy And Scratchy Gift Shop, Radioactive Man The Ride, Duff Pavilion, Wet And Smokey Stunt Show, Krusty's Haunted Condo, Scratchy's Flea Dipper, Viking Boat Ride, Krustyland Hotel, Eyeballs Of Death, Mt. Krustmore, Krustyland Burger (Krustyland), Gift Shop (Krustyland), Twirl 'N' Hurl, Happy Elves Ride, Krusty's Giant Wheel, Tavern On The Scream, Krusty's One Plate Maximum Buffet, Honest John's Computers, The Happy Sumo, Bloaters At The Squidport, Ziff Corp Office Building, The Hungry Hun, Indoor Tennis Courts, Krusty's Mansion, Spooky House, Make-A-Thing Workshop, Toy Workshop, Ice Palace, Sequel Stop, Burns State Prison, National Bank Of Springfield, Death Mountain, Zenith City Apartments, Zenith City Lofts, Zenith City Store Front, Tar Pits, Beer -N- Brawl, The Castle Of Equalia, D'Amico Summer Home, Rancho Relaxo, Old Abandoned Warehouse, Municipal House Of Pancakes, Lovejoy Residence, Shorty's, It Blows, Radioactive Man Statue, Kane Manor, Monsarno Research, Outdoor Opera Stage, Old Simpson Farm, Italian Villa, It's A Wonderful Knife, Monsarno Library, Monsarno Chimp Resources, Monsarno Cafeteria, Monsarno Human Resources, Blarney Castle, Monroe's Therapy Center, Red Blazer Realty, Health Spa, Plastic Surgery Center, Montessori School, Incubator Think Tank, Polo Field House, Deluxe Condo (first), Springfield Slaughterhouse, Springfield YMCA, Basketball Stadium, Sportacus, Springfield Arms, The Gridiron, Simpsons Laser Tag, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Little Lisa's Recycling Plant, Rail Yard, Monorail Cafe, Malibu Stacy HQ, Stacy's Dream House, Waverly Hills Elementary School, Ajax Steel Mill, Shotkickers, Powers House, Seething Sisters, Scandalgate Hotel, Presidential Estate, IRS Building (unreleased), Woosterfield Hotel, Powell Motors, Powell Mansion

Spawning Possums[edit]

N. of Tracks Possums per station
0-11 Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png8
12-23 Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png9
24-35 Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png10
36-47 Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png11
48-59 Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png12
60-71 Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png13
72+ Tapped Out Bitey Icon.png8+(N. of Tracks/12)

Projects Board Daily Caps[edit]

Project Board Guide.pngProject Board Guide 3.png

Act 1
Act 1 Project Board Screen.png
11 Tapped Out Blueprints.png4,500 12 Tapped Out Blueprints.png9,000 13 Tapped Out Blueprints.png13,500 14 Tapped Out Blueprints.png18,000 15 Tapped Out Blueprints.png22,500 16 Tapped Out Blueprints.png27,000
17 Tapped Out Blueprints.png31,500 18 Tapped Out Blueprints.png36,000 19 Tapped Out Blueprints.png45,000 20 Tapped Out Blueprints.png54,000 21 Tapped Out Blueprints.png63,000 22 Tapped Out Blueprints.png72,000
Act 2
Act 2 Project Board Screen.png
23 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png9,500 24 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png19,000 25 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png28,500 26 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png38,000 27 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png47,500 28 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png57,000
29 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png66,500 30 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png76,000 31 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png90,000 1 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png104,000 2 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png118,000 3 Tapped Out Duct Tape.png133,000
Act 3
Act 3 Project Board Screen.png
4 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png14,000 5 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png28,000 6 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png42,000 7 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png56,000 8 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png70,000 9 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png84,000
10 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png98,000 11 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png112,000 12 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png126,000 13 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png140,000 14 Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png160,000
If the user has collected the current act's prizes the cap is inactive.

Act 1 Prizes[edit]

Monorail Act 1 Prizes.png

Prize N. Image Goal Get It Now Cost Prizes
1 Monorail Station.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png3,000 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Monorail Station, 3 Straight Track Pieces
2 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png7,300 Donut Tapped Out.png75 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces
3 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png13,650 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces
4 Monorail Prize Monorail Station Modules.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png24,850 Donut Tapped Out.png100 Station Awning, 2 Station Platforms, Station Stairs
5 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png32,650 Donut Tapped Out.png65 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece
6 Monorail Prize Monorail Station Modules.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png43,850 Donut Tapped Out.png100 Station Awning, 2 Station Platforms, Station Extension
7 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png52,650 Donut Tapped Out.png65 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece
8 Monorail Prize Monorail Station Modules.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png63,850 Donut Tapped Out.png150 2 Station Platform, Station Extension, Station Stairs
9 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png73,600 Donut Tapped Out.png65 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece
10 Ray Patterson.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png89,350 Donut Tapped Out.png400 Ray Patterson

King Trash of Garbage Mountain[edit]

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You want it back?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png I'm a sales manager.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png For a waste removal company?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png For a waste removal company.
Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man (5m)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Oh, are you a sanitation collector?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's great... *coughs* quitter *cough*
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk!
Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist (5m)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate--
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business.
Task: Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Let's just skip it!
Task: Make Ray Skip the Trial (30s, Country Court House or Town Hall or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png You realized that only makes it worse, don't you?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little?
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash.
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png But... TA... I swore I'd never again...
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Do you have a problem with my sentencing?
Tapped Out Ray Patterson Icon.png God no. Let me at it!
Task: Make Ray Pick Up Trash [x10] (30s, Springfield Dump)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ahead of the Track[edit]

After unlocking Ray Patterson:
Task: Collect Blueprints [x3000] (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece

Act 2 Prizes[edit]

Monorail Act 2 Prizes.png

Prize N. Image Goal Get It Now Cost Prizes
1 Tetanus Terminal.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png4,450 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tetanus Terminal, 3 Straight Track Pieces
2 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png10,800 Donut Tapped Out.png75 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces
3 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png20,200 Donut Tapped Out.png75 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces
4 Monorail Prize Tetanus Terminal Modules.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png36,850 Donut Tapped Out.png150 Terminal Awning, 2 Terminal Platforms, Terminal Stairs
5 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png48,450 Donut Tapped Out.png100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece
6 Monorail Prize Tetanus Terminal Modules.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png65,100 Donut Tapped Out.png150 Terminal Awning, 2 Terminal Platforms, Terminal Extension
7 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png78,150 Donut Tapped Out.png100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece
8 Monorail Prize Tetanus Terminal Modules.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png94,800 Donut Tapped Out.png150 2 Terminal Platform, Terminal Extension, Terminal Stairs
9 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png109,300 Donut Tapped Out.png100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece
10 Monorail Prize Uriahs Heap Recycling Center Hippie.png Tapped Out Duct Tape.png132,700 Donut Tapped Out.png400 Uriah's Heap Recycling Center w/Hippie

Worth a Shot[edit]

Worth a Shot Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Tetanus Terminal:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Them bigwigs say I ain't allowed to ride the Monorail without payin' money.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I reckon I'll just build my own station, that way people will have to pay me!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wouldn't that just make you part of the same system that's discriminating against you?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Exactly. I'll be rich!
Task: Place Tetanus Terminal
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Worth a Shot Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Some big city building inspector wants to shut me down 'cuz the side of my station is falling down.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Maybe I can help you repair it.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Nah, I'm just gonna expand my station instead.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png That ways the falling down part won't be on the side.
Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces [x4]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Worth a Shot Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Whoo-ee! I've done gone made it as Springfield's #1 economy class monorail!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Business is so good, I either need to raise costs or expand.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I mean raise costs AND expand. What's the fun of one without t'other?
Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces [x4]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed[edit]

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png Really?
Task: Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation (5m, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!
Task: Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections (5m, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png You mean I made a billion dollars?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such.
Task: Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots (5m, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So what did you learn?
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Like recycling?
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers...
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png -or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.
Tapped Out Hippie Icon.png The important thing is I'm not alone.
Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies (4h, Java Server or Brown House)
If the user has Matt Groening: Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies (4h, Java Server or Brown House, Matt Groening)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ahead of the Track[edit]

After unlocking Uriah's Heap Recycling Center:
Task: Collect Duct Tape [x3000] (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece

Act 3 Prizes[edit]

Monorail Act 3 Prizes.png

Prize N. Image Goal Get It Now Cost Prizes
1 Mall-O-Rail Station.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png5,200 Donut Tapped Out.png50 Mall-O-Rail Station, 3 Straight Track Pieces
2 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png12,600 Donut Tapped Out.png75 2 Straight Track Pieces, Curve Track Piece
3 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png23,550 Donut Tapped Out.png75 2 Straight Track Pieces, Curve Track Piece
4 Monorail Prize Mall-O-Rail Modules.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png42,950 Donut Tapped Out.png150 Mall-O-Rail Awning, 2 Mall-O-Rail Platforms, Mall-O-Rail Stairs
5 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png56,450 Donut Tapped Out.png100 2 Short Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece
6 Monorail Prize Mall-O-Rail Modules.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png75,850 Donut Tapped Out.png150 Mall-O-Rail Awning, 2 Mall-O-Rail Platforms, Mall-O-Rail Extension
7 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png91,050 Donut Tapped Out.png100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece
8 Monorail Prize Mall-O-Rail Modules.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png110,450 Donut Tapped Out.png150 2 Mall-O-Rail Platform, Mall-O-Rail Extension, Mall-O-Rail Stairs
9 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png127,300 Donut Tapped Out.png100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece
10 Monorail Prize Rail Yard Sebastian Cobb.png Tapped Out Bell and Whistle.png154,550 Donut Tapped Out.png400 Rail Yard w/Sebastian Cobb

Fast Track to Success[edit]

Fast Track to Success Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Mall-O-Rail Station:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer and Lisa always get to build things. They built this whole monorail, practically!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well now it's Marge's turn to shine! I want... uh... hmm, what do I like?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png How about a store of some kind? Nothing fancy, it doesn't have to be crazy.
Task: Place the Mall-O-Rail Station
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fast Track to Success Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ooh, look at that! The Mall-O-Rail -- it's almost a pun. And I built it!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, I ordered it to be built, or talked about it before it got built. The important thing is, Marge is in charge!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Now what should I build next. Something new and exciting... like more of the same thing!
Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces [x4]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fast Track to Success Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Wow, this building stuff business is hard!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You have to come up with a story about why you want to build things, and then think of a bunch of funny stuff to say.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Except in this case.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And for what? To make a bigger train station mall? I mean, do we really need more places to shop in this town?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, I say enough is enough. It's time to stop building things!
Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces [x8]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Social Engineering[edit]

Social Engineering Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it!
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You made the wrong mad scientist mad!
Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off (1h, Rail Yard)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off (1h, Frink's Lab, Professor Frink)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Social Engineering Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I should say not.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored!
Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off (1h, Rail Yard)
If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off (1h, Android's Dungeon,Comic Book Guy)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Social Engineering Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst. Joke. Ever.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I need a niche... but what?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What?
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Yes, what.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Yes, that is because of my German accent.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Hey, maybe that can be my thing!
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Zat seems unlikely.
Tapped Out Uter Icon.png There are already TWO of us.
Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Rail Yard)
If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Wolfcastle's Mansion, Wolfcastle)
If the user has Uter: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Rail Yard, Uter)
If the user has Wolfcastle and Uter: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Wolfcastle's Mansion, Wolfcastle, Uter)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Social Engineering Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png *sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, at least that's something.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png There you go. Everyone's happy!
Task: Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality (1h, Rail Yard)
If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Wallow in Depression (1h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ahead of the Track[edit]

After unlocking Rail Yard:
Task: Collect Bells and Whistles [x3000] (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rail Yard Prizes[edit]

Monorail Rail Yard Screen.pngMonorail Rail Yard Prizes.png

  • Permanent addition to the game together with the Depots.
  • You can accumulate the Blueprints all in one day.
  • The prizes resets every Tuesday.
  • There's no limit on how many track pieces you can get.
  • Once acquired, Sebastian Cobb will move there and the Projects Board won't be available to be used anymore for projects.
  • If a prize is not awarded, go to Krustyland or Friend Towns screen, then go back to your town and it'll be.
  • Donut prize won't show a notification of unlocking.
  • Week 1 starts on the Tuesday of the week in which the user gets the Rail Yard unlocked.
Prize N. Image Goal Condition Prize
1 Monorail Prize Straight.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png5,000 1 random Track piece between Straight Track Piece and Short Track Piece
2 Monorail Prize Straight2.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png10,000 2 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece and Curved Track Piece
3 Monorail Prize Truck1.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png15,000 3 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track
4 Monorail Prize Truck2.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png20,000 5 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece and Curved Track Piece
Week 1 and 5
5 Monorail Tunnel.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png25,000 Monorail Tunnel
Week 2
5 MSandPieces.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png25,000 Monorail Station not owned Monorail Station, 2 Station Awnings, 2 Station Extensions, 2 Station Stairs and 2 Station Platforms
RY10d.png Monorail Station owned Donut Tapped Out.png10 and 10 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track
Week 3
5 TTandPieces.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png25,000 Tetanus Terminal not owned Tetanus Terminal, 2 Terminal Awnings, 2 Terminal Extensions, 2 Terminal Stairs and 2 Terminal Platforms
RY20d.png Tetanus Terminal owned Donut Tapped Out.png20 and 20 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track
Week 4
5 MORSandPieces.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png25,000 Mall-O-Rail Station not owned Mall-O-Rail Station, 2 Mall-O-Rail Awnings, 2 Mall-O-Rail Extensions, 2 Mall-O-Rail Stairs and 2 Mall-O-Rail Platforms
RY20d.png Mall-O-Rail Station owned Donut Tapped Out.png20 and 20 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track
Week 6+
5 Monorail Prize Truck3.png Tapped Out Blueprints.png25,000 Donut Tapped Out.png5 and 5 Straight Track Piece or Short Track Piece or Curved Track Piece or S Curve Track

Limited Time Items[edit]

Image Item Cost Returns from
August 11 to September 10 at 8am GMT
Dumping Permit.png Dumping Permit Donut Tapped Out.png90
Donut Tapped Out.png60
Donut Tapped Out.png30
August 11 to August 28 at 8am GMT
September 8 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT
Krustys Drive-Thru Station.png Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Donut Tapped Out.png150 Purchasing this item also yields
4 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Curved Track Pieces,
2 Short Track Piece and 2 S Curve Piece.
August 16 at 8am GMT to August 28 at 8am GMT
September 8 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT
Drive-Thru Awning.png Drive-Thru Awning Donut Tapped Out.png25
Drive-Thru Extension.png Drive-Thru Extension Donut Tapped Out.png25
Drive-Thru Stairs.png Drive-Thru Stairs Donut Tapped Out.png50
Drive-Thru Platform.png Drive-Thru Platform Donut Tapped Out.png10
August 16 at 8am GMT to August 23 at 8am GMT
Brandine Spuckler.png Brandine Donut Tapped Out.png100 Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers.
Her "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task will
unlock Birthday, Whitney and Dubya.
Birthday Spuckler.png Birthday FREE Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers.
Unlocked with Brandine's "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task.
Dubya Spuckler.png Dubya
Whitney Spuckler.png Whitney
August 23 at 8am GMT to September 3 at 8am GMT
Garbage Truck.png Garbage Truck Donut Tapped Out.png35
Golf Course.png Golf Course Donut Tapped Out.png100
TO COC Recycled Tower.png Recycled Tower Donut Tapped Out.png20 Clash of Clones
TO COC Recycled Wall.png Recycled Wall Donut Tapped Out.png2
August 28 at 8am GMT to September 3 at 8am GMT
Tapped Out Spruce Caboose.png Spruce Caboose Donut Tapped Out.png85 Winter 2014
September 3 at 8am GMT to September 10 at 8am GMT
Mapple Store Tapped Out.png Mapple Store Donut Tapped Out.png90 Christmas 2012.
September 3 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT
Mechanical Ant Alpha.png Mechanical Ant Alpha Donut Tapped Out.png60
Mechanical Ant Beta.png Mechanical Ant Beta
Mechanical Ant Gamma.png Mechanical Ant Gamma
Mechanical Ant Delta.png Mechanical Ant Delta
September 10 at 8am GMT to September 15 at 8am GMT
Monorail Cafe.png Monorail Cafe Donut Tapped Out.png60
Self Reliant House.png Self-Reliant House Donut Tapped Out.png35
Tapped Out I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train.png I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train Donut Tapped Out.png50 Valentine's Day 2013, Valentine's Day 2014 and Valentine's Day 2015.

Land Expansions[edit]

Conform-o-meter impact[edit]

Building or Item Rating Points
Straight Track Piece Obedience 1
Short Track Piece
Curved Track Piece
S Curve Piece
Springfield Dump 10
Monorail Station
Rail Yard
Project Board
Garbage Pile 5
Station Awning
Station Extension
Station Stairs
Station Platform
Mechanical Ant Alpha Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
0.75%
Mechanical Ant Beta
Mechanical Ant Gamma
Mechanical Ant Delta
Garbage Truck 20
0.5%
Uriah's Heap Recycling Center Tree-Hugging 10
Metal Depot
Plastic Depot
Glass Depot
Recycling Bin 5
Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Gluttony 10
Drive-Thru Awning Gluttony
Bonus $ and XP
5
0.25%
Drive-Thru Extension
Drive-Thru Stairs
Drive-Thru Platform
Mall-O-Rail Station Consumerism 10
Little Lisa's Recycling
Monorail Cafe
Mapple Store
Mall-O-Rail Awning 5
Mall-O-Rail Extension
Mall-O-Rail Stairs
Mall-O-Rail Platform
Tetanus Terminal Indolence 10
Self-Reliant House
Terminal Awning 5
Terminal Extension
Terminal Stairs
Terminal Platform
Spruce Caboose Vanity 600
Recycled Tower 150
Recycled Wall 10
Golf Course Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
20
1.5%
I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train 500
2.25%

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Other changes made[edit]

August 11 update 1 (4.16.3;"4_16_Monorail","4_14_JobManager")[edit]

  • (4.16.3)
  • ("4_16_Monorail")
  • ("4_14_JobManager")
Get Help Button.
Get Help Empty Page.
  • A new strip of land was added at the bottom of the map and on the right.
  • The ambience music was changed to a new one for the event.
  • The app icon and splash screen were changed to new ones for the event.
  • Springfield Heights upgradable buildings are no longer storable temporarily due to a glitch that allowed duplication and reset their level to 1.
  • The icons to hide roads, pavements, water, characters, buildings and decorations now have an icon to open and close their menu, and they were moved upwards instead of going left, and a new icon was added to hide Monorail items.
  • A new icon has been added to the pavement, road and water icons, for Monorail Tracks.
  • Vandalizing friend towns' buildings was reactivated.
  • Ziff Corp Office Building, Indoor Tennis Courts, Ghost Pirate Ship, It Blows, Springfield Slaughterhouse, Springfield YMCA, Waverly Hills Elementary School, The Castle of Equalia, All-Seeing Eye, Blarney Castle, Burns State Prison, Superior Squad HQ, National Bank of Springfield, Death Mountain, Crap Silo, Tar Pits, Botanical Garden, Radstation Air Fortress, Monsarno Research, Outdoor Opera Stage, Minimum Security Prison, Museum of Swordfish, Republican Party HQ, Radioactive Man Statue, Bartman Cave, Ancient Burial Ground, Present Depot, Elf Home, Toy Workshop, Spruce Caboose and Elf Portal were added to the Pays Taxes buildings group.
  • The unreleased House Always Wins Pt. 1 now auto starts instead of requiring Homer to start.
  • The Mutant Rabbit doesn't stop the game anymore once it starts or finishes a job.
  • Building the Spruce Caboose now yields XP.png85 instead of XP.png60.
  • Random tasks are not working properly showing negative numbers for how many times they've been completed.
  • The text when collecting $, XP, currency, etc. from items and jobs disappear faster.
  • The town landing point was moved to the Project Board, even for those that built Springfield Heights.
  • The Daily Combo was changed so in Day 5 the reward is currency for the prizes.
  • Akira is bugged and keep doing the same job over and over when trying to produce bonsais, so he can't produce them.
  • Teleporter Alpha and Omega can now be used in friend towns.
  • A new group has been added to the inventory for Monorail.
  • IRS and Job Manager related changes: The Simpsons: Tapped Out IRS and Job Manager content update#August 11 update 1 (4.16.3;"4_16_Monorail","4_14_JobManager")

August 11 update 2 ("4_16_Monorail_Patch1_PostLaunch")[edit]

  • Fixed Conductor Homer's crash after starting Train of Fools.

August 26 Update ("4_16_MuscleMarge")[edit]

August 27 Update (4.16.5;"4_16_Monorail_Patch2_1_PostLaunch")[edit]

  • Deluxe Condo, Business Center, Classic Mansion and Modern Mansion can now be stored again.
  • A new Get Help button was added to the Cannot Connect to Server screen. If tapped, though, a white empty page opens up.

September 3 Update ("4_16_OldJewishMan")[edit]

September 8 Update ("4_16_OldJewishMan_Patch1_PostLaunch")[edit]

  • Fixed the glitch giving out Monorail Prizes again everytime a user logs in once the Rail Yard was unlocked and the second week of the Rail Yard prizes started.
  • Fixed the Monorail Build menu not working if the above glitch was active.
  • Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Rail Yard, Monorail Station, Tetanus Terminal and Mall-O-Rail Station are no longer unique.
  • For those that started the quest "Ahead of the Track" before the update, it reset to requiring 2000 Bells and Whistles (or will reset to 2000 the next time it's completed). After completing it once, it advances normally by 1000 more everytime.

September 15 Update (4.16.7,"4_16_Monorail_Takedown","4_16_IRS")[edit]

  • 4.16.7
  • "4_16_Monorail_Takedown"
  • "4_16_IRS"

Sources[edit]