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The twenty-fourth content update, known as the Squidport update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on June 12, 2013. It added the Squidport to the game. Some other changes were made: the Wiggum House is now classed as a house, the lamp post introduced in the Christmas update was removed, the Springfield Downs' odds were changed, and the Duff Barney Blimp from the Season 24 Yard Sale now has a 'burp' noise when the player taps on it. A smaller update was made on June 18 that made so Ferris Wheel and Planet Hype require Squidport Pt. 5 instead of Pt. 6 and the lamp post was back.

Contents

[edit] Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
The Itchy and Scratchy Store Tapped Out.png The Itchy and Scratchy Store 24h Cash.png32,000
Squidport Pt. 5
Stiching And Patching Itchy and Scratchy 15
Tapped Out Ferris Wheel.png Ferris Wheel 6s Donut Tapped Out.png120
Squidport Pt. 5
Inducing Vertigo 15
Tapped Out Planet Hype.png Planet Hype 6s Donut Tapped Out.png150
Squidport Pt. 5
Inducing Vertigo 15
Malaria Zone Tapped Out.png Malaria Zone 24h Cash.png47,500
Squidport Pt. 7
Discounting Radium-Filled Compasses 15
Just Rainsticks Tapped Out.png Just Rainsticks 24h Cash.png52,000
Squidport Pt. 9
Assuring Authorities It's Not A Front 15
Tapped Out The Frying Dutchman.gif The Frying Dutchman 24h Cash.png43,000
Squidport Pt. 11
Paying Off Health Authorities 15
Tapped Out Turban Outfitters.png Turban Outfitters Cash.png61,500
Squidport Pt. 13
Unleashing the Turbanator! 16
Tapped Out My First Tattoo.png My First Tattoo Cash.png54,500
Squidport Pt. 14
Inking Yet Another Tribal Tattoo 17
Tapped Out Much Ado About Muffins.png Much Ado About Muffins Cash.png48,500
Squidport Pt. 15
Stuffin Muffin Baskets 18
Crypto Barn Tapped Out.png Crypto Barn Cash.png81,000
Squidport Pt. 16
Deciphering Secret Government Plans 19

[edit] Decorations

[edit] Level 15

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Squidport Entrance Tapped Out Squidport Entrance.png Cash.png4,500
Squidport Pt. 2
Earn money and XP by setting jobs.
House Boat Tapped Out House Boat.png Cash.png15,000
The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1
Cash.png135, XP.png15 @ 8h
Fence Tapped Out Boardwalk Fence 1.pngTapped Out Boardwalk Fence 2.png
Tapped Out Boardwalk Fence 3.pngTapped Out Boardwalk Fence 4.png
Cash.png270
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Vanity rating
Tree Tapped Out Boardwalk Tree.png Cash.png385
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Tree-hugging rating
Lamp Post Tapped Out Boardwalk Lamp Post.png Cash.png450
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Vanity rating
Human Statue Tapped Out Human Statue.png Cash.png10,000
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Hotdog Stand Tapped Out Hotdog Stand.png Donut Tapped Out.png20
Squidport Pt. 5
0.50% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Popcorn Stand Tapped Out Popcorn Stand.png Donut Tapped Out.png10
Squidport Pt. 5
0.25% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Basketball Game Tapped Out Basketball Game.png Donut Tapped Out.png40
Squidport Pt. 5
2% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Boardwalk Fountain Tapped Out Boardwalk Fountain.png Donut Tapped Out.png75
Squidport Pt. 5
2.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Mime Tapped Out Mime.png Donut Tapped Out.png40
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Fiddler Tapped Out Fiddler.png Donut Tapped Out.png50
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Juggler Unlock juggler.png Donut Tapped Out.png60
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Fire Eater Tapped Out Fire Eater.png Donut Tapped Out.png70
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Handsome Pete Handsome Pete.png Donut Tapped Out.png80
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Fried Dough Stand Tapped Out Fried Dough Stand.gif Cash.png945
Squidport Pt. 12
Improves your Gluttony rating

[edit] Level 17

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Boardwalk Bench Tapped Out Boardwalk Bench.png Cash.png325
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Vanity rating
Lemonade Stand Tapped Out Lemonade Stand.png Cash.png760
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Gluttony rating
Coffee Kart Tapped Out Coffee Kart.png Cash.png850
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Gluttony rating


[edit] Gameplay

[edit] Squidport Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's wrong, Dad?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, that wasn't an annoyed "d'oh" -- I was just thinking about "dough".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That one was an annoyed d'oh.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nobody "gets in cars" anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Which kind was that?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Little of both.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 1" which is to "Have Beach Expansion" and "Have Water Expansion". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, water expansion bought!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...and it was surprisingly easy considering it's prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Great! Now, we can build the Squidport Entrance.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know what they say : "Every great building begins with the door!"
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Who says that?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I dunno, building builders, I assume.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 2" which is to "Place Squidport Entrace". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Place Tapped Out Squidport Entrance.png

[edit] Squidport Pt. 3

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized blob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream... Ow! Chest pains!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 3" which is to "Place Boardwalk Sections". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Sign Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 4

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn't have any of that!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad? Is something wrong?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Swear at the Ocean". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

[edit] The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1

Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh-oh, did I blow another brain vessel? I think I'm hallucinating a house out there... in the ocean.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No, it's real! It's some kind of house/boat hybrid! Hmmm, I wonder what you call that?
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1" which is to "Place Sea Captain Houseboat". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
If the player does not place the houseboat in the water
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Even if that boat is a house, it still goes in the ocean
Place Tapped Out House Boat.png
New Character Tapped Out Sea Captain New Character.png

[edit] The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriosuly, some of them cried.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Captain McCallister. Just let in from a long haul at sea.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Been at Madagascar and at Malabar and spent half a hundred days floating 'round that giant garrrbage patch in the Pacific.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, that last one tweren't intentional.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png But sit ye down and have a yarn with the Captain. I'll tell of a ship that near went under, her belly laden with conterfeit Kindle Fires.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eh, I'm not really much of listening to people.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Did I mention thar'd be rum by the bucketfull?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yarn away! Don't leave anything out!
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2" which is to "Make Sea Captain Tell a Tall Tale". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 5

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Tho something's diffrent now, can't lay a finger to it.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Whait, I have it it's become totally lame.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know, right? You can't buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Me men'll get this palce into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. Thy have constantly repair the ship.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Aye. We'll start by building a logo store to increse footfalls and up the spill-over effect.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, now it's makeing less sense.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Sailors must alos be well versed in mall-science and neuromarkering.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 5" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build The Itchy and Scratchy Store Tapped Out.png
After select the building
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Squidport buildings can only be placed on the boardwalk, ye land-lubbers!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, build on the boardwalk, Land-lubbers! If you lub land so much, why don't you marry it?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, Homer, don't help.
If the player not placing it on the boardwalk
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You have to put Squidport buildings on the boardwalk, or the pirate guy wil get mad!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Pirate?! Aarg, I should keelhaul the lot of ye!

[edit] They Fight and Buy-It

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Gather together your birthday card twenties and "get well soon" fives! We're going to the Itchy and Scratchy store!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes! Luckily I want to the ER three times last month, so I'm flush with cash!
The player receives "They Fight and Buy-It" which is to "Make Milhouse Browse the Itchy & Scratchy Store" and "Make Bart Browse the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png450 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That place is a rip-off, Bart. This Scratchy keychain is clearly a re-painted Garfield with an ax in his head.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png This Itchy and Scratchy ball bounces funny and makes my eyes water when I smell it. Also, it's stamped with the words "Warning: Not a Toy!"
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I just found money in my other pocket!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What are we wating for? Let's buy more crap!

[edit] Squidport Pt. 6

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png T'is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she's right there, you'll look at 'er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How do we do that? I mean, I know... but explain it slowly for the people who aren't as smart as me am.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er... I don't know, just build it.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 6" which is to "Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 7

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you going out to sea again?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Nay, I'm going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I've got bad seats so it has to be a big one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 7" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x8" and "Build Malaria Zone". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Malaria Zone Tapped Out.png

[edit] Squidport Pt. 8

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr! The boardwalk is coming 'round nicely, but still there's something missing.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion... a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png That's it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh, I'm not a homosexual.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let's get to decorating, girlfriend!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 8" which is to "Have Boardwalk Lampost" and "Have Boardwalk Trees x3" and "Have Boardwalk Fences x5". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

[edit] A Flair for Exploration Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What kind of store is this? Thermal underwear, waterproof matchs, flares... Oh my God! This stuff is awesome!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Fire starter, extra long forks, something that turns pee into drinking water? Why haven't I always been shopping here?!
The player receives "A Flair for Exploration Pt. 1" which is to "Make Bart Buy Flares". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

[edit] A Flair for Exploration Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A boy and his explosives. Is there anything more American?
The player receives "A Flair for Exploration Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Set off Flares in the Brown House". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.

[edit] The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 3

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Now, my hearties, bring her about and get her braced in a broach and ye can lay to that!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Because... um, at three bells... as the crow flies... er... sextant...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is everything okay, Sea Captain?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png I've been running put of nautical jargon to pepper me conversation with. Which is hard because, ye know, it's my thing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You could pick up jargon from classic tales of the sea like, "Treasure Island" or "Moby Dick".
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Brilliant! You're like one of them, ye know, light... buildings that shine for boats and stuff when the weather is.. not good...
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, I'd best get to readin'.
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 3" which is to "Make Sea Captain Read Nautical Literature". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 9

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr! I've learned a thing of three in me travels. Things I'd like ta share with the good folk o' Springfield.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Mayhaps a cultural imports store.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's so wonderful that you want to expose people to the crafts and cultures of distant peoples!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png N'arr, I just want to fleece tourists the way the locals fleeced me everywhere I went.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Maybe unload some tribal gew-gaws I got conned inta buying.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 9" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x12" and "Build Just Rainsticks". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Just Rainsticks Tapped Out.png

[edit] Just Rainsticks

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ooh, an entire store filled with rainsticks! How can I choose just one?‎
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lis, even you have to see those things are beyond lame. It's a giant, slow rattle.‎
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Rainsticks were invented by the Aztecs who believed that by recreating the sound of rain, they could call forth rainstorms to water their crops.‎
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, they should have invented a stick that recreated the sound of them not being conquered by the Spanish.‎
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow. That was actually historically accurate.‎
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I perk up in class when there's ass-whoopings.‎
The player receives "Just Rainsticks" which is to "Make Lisa Browse for Rainsticks". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

[edit] The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 4

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png When ye're crossing a great ocean and ye got miles of time ahead of ye, it's the perfect opportunity to hone new skills.‎
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like what? Knot tying, knife throwing, shark punching?‎
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Nay! I was able to work up a solid stand up set.‎
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Here's my opener: We all know the difference between a Quartermaster and Boatswain, right? 'Bout 20K a year Ba-dum-bump!‎
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What language are you speaking?‎
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, I'm still workshoppin' a lot of this.‎
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 4" which is to "Make Sea Captan Practice Standup Routine". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 10

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png ...and I said, "That's as useful as a tall powder monkey!"‎
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't get it.‎
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png If he was tall, he couldn't fit in the gunwale which would be hilarious because... aw, forget it!‎
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png My quality sea-comedy's too good for the likes of you. Ye can amuse yerself with the low-rent antics of boardwalk street performers.‎
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 10" which is to "Have a Street Performer". The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 11

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Now this is a boardwalk on which Ahab himself would be proud to play skeeball.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png The Squidport is finally ready for the placement of its crowning jewel.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Jewels? You're going to share your ill-gotten treasure booty with us!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Stop calling me a pirate! I meant a metaphorical jewel. Something that weill really make the Squidport shine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A fried dough stand?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Better than that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png An Antique Book Store?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Better than that.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A hundred foot tall climbing wall that you parachute down from?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Well okay, not as good as that.‎
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 11" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x16" and "Build the Frying Dutchman". It takes 24 hours The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Tapped Out The Frying Dutchman.gif

[edit] The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, to use an old nautical term: Ta-dah!!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's our "jewel"? A crappy food shack?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png The Frying Dutchman is a charming seafood restaurant!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You sell fish sticks. That's not seafood. It's barely food-food.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *chomp* I gotta say, *gulp* the boy's right, Sea Captain, this food is... *chew* ...just okay. *gulp*
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Did I mention it was "All-You-Can-Eat?"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Out of my way people, or risk being eaten!
The player receives "The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1" which is to "Make The Sea Captian Work at The Frying Dutchman" and "Make Springfield Resident Eat at The Frying Dutchman (20x)". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png5,875 and XP.png1,410 in reward.

[edit] The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yarr! Business is booming!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Booming footsteps? Why is the ground shaking? What's that shadow falling over the threshold?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Neptune help us -- there's twp o' them!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I'm here for your "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet. I have brought my own plate... which is actually a catering pan!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I brought my kids' inflatable swimming pool. It's a giant bowl you can sit in.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Said pool looks like it deflated. You are so currently just sitting and eating off the floor.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png At least I'm eating.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Touche. Make room for me.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png The horror. The horror.
The player receives "The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2" which is to "Make The Sea Captian Work at The Frying Dutchman (2x)" and "Make Homer Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman" and "Make Comic Book Guy Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman. The Sea Captain's task takes 8 hours. Homer's and Comick Book Guy's tasks takes 1d 12h. The player receives total Cash.png2,150 and XP.png550 in reward.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Everything. They ate everything. All the food... even the Naugahyde off the booth.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png T'aren't men, tha're remorseless eatin' machines.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Passable. I'll give it 2.5 out of 5 on my blog. By the way, I'll be paying with a Groupon.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can I have more of these mints?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Those are pebbles from the potted plant next to you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I repeat, can I have more?

[edit] Squidport Pt. 12

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Homer, I'm beggin' ye. What can I do to have you turn your mighty eatin' power elsewhere?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, the only reason I even came down to the waterfront was to get some fried dough.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png That's it? That's all we have to do? Yee-haw! I mean... I don't knoe, whatever sailors say when they're happy.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 12" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x17" and "Build a Fried Dough Stand". It costs Cash.png945. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward..
Place Tapped Out Fried Dough Stand.gif
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png There, take it! Eat ye vast yellow whale! Eat yer fried dough! Eat like the great sucking whirlpool you are!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmmm, you know what's funny? I'm not hungry anymore. I'm feeling kind of nappish.

[edit] The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, I have depleted the ocean of all her delicious sea life.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png What Homer did to my resturant, I did to Posedion's endless wonderland. So, I can see how he'd be sore at me.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png It's going ta take a bit o' sweet talkin' to get the bounty of the sea flowing again.
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5" which is to "Make Sea Captain Pray to Poseidon". It take 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward..

[edit] Squidport Pt. 13

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Poseidon and Naptune have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk$.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png I know, I was as surpised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure 'em out?
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 13" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x21 and Reach Level 16" and "Build Turban Outfitters". It take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward..
Build Tapped Out Turban Outfitters.png

[edit] Turbanites

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Apu, they just opened a turban shop! You might want to check it out.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Mr. Simpson! That is racist! Why should I have any more intreset in turbans than any other citzen of Springf--
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png *gasp* Is that a Marathi Pheta? *bigger gasp* In saffron? I've been looking for that.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png OMG! A rack of pagadis! My credit card is going to get a work-out today!
The player receives "Turbanites" which is to "Make Apu Try on Turbans". It take 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png45 in reward.

[edit] Over There

After tapping on Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Why, I haven't worn one of these since my days in Bangladesh when I was dabbling in Colonialism.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That was back when suzerainty meant something!
The player receives "Over There" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Try on Turbans". It take 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png45 in reward.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 14

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Time I go in for some fresh ink!?
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 14" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x25" and "Reach Level 17 and Build My First Tattoo". It take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Tapped Out My First Tattoo.png

[edit] My First Tattoo

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa! There's a tattoo shop on the boardwalk now!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Kids under twelve get a discount! I'm in!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I want one that says, "Peanut Allergy", so I'll never have to worry about losing my medic-alert bracelet.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, we're gonna do that thing again where we act like we don't know each other.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yay! That's my favorite Best Friend Game!
The player receives "My First Tattoo" which is to "Make Milhouse Browse for Tattoos" and "Make Bart Browse for Tattoos". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png450 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've decided! I want a tattoo of Radioactive Man surfing on a wave of lava covering my entire back.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Whoa, is that a needle?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It looks like a needle, but I'm sure it doesn't--Aaaaaah!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I've changed my mind! I'll just go with what we've got. Just a squiggly.. dot.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That's gonna look cool, Bart. Escpecially when the scab falls off.

[edit] Squidport Pt. 15

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint resturant, there really aren't many breakfast options.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakffast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer, pretty much anything else. How about muffins?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money's green enoguh. Let's build your Muffin shop!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 15" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x27" and "Reach Level 18 and Build Much Ado About Mufffins". It costs Cash.png48,500 and takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Tapped Out Much Ado About Muffins.png

[edit] Much Ado About Mufffins

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Muffins, eh?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I don't normally go for fancy-schmancy snacks, but maybe it's time I Started treating myself to the finer thinigs in life.
The player receives "Much Ado About Mufffins" which is to "Make Moe Try A Muffin". It take 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png45 in reward.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Wait. This is a muffin! It's just a cupcake with no frosting and a whole lotta attitude.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I don't need my food acting like it's too good for me just because it is. Into the trash you go!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey look, a muffin out of the trash - now that I can eat!

[edit] Squidport Pt. 16

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png The gods have seen that out hearts are tru and that we are trying to please them.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Still, they want us to build a store whose named doesn't, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 16" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x31" and "Reach Level 19 and Build Crypto Barn". It costs Cash.png81,000 and takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Crypto Barn Tapped Out.png
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Y'arr let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted out offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png And best of all, my resturant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png And the sign I put over the door: "No Fatties!"
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!

[edit] Loads of Codes

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png The Crypto Barn: A Place For Codes. This may be my favorite store ever.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png A place for codes? What does that even mean?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Isn't it obvious? They sell codes and code-related supplies. All kind of codes: Computer, Moral, health...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wow, this is great!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I know, I could spend hours and hours here!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, the store sucks, it's great that I've finally found someone dorkier than me.
The player receives "Loads of Codes" which is to "Make Martin Go to the Crypto Barn" and "Make Milhouse Go to the Crypto Barn". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png450 and XP.png100 in reward.

[edit] Premium Quests

[edit] Fantastic Ferric Wheel

After Built Tapped Out Ferris Wheel.png
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, look! A pleasure wheel very similar to the one that Ferris boy was working on.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Would you like to take a ride, sir?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I'd like to, but I lack sufficient body weight to keep from being gusted away at the top.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Perhaps if you rode with me and held me.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I… I… I… *thump*
The player receives "Fanatastic Ferric Wheel" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Ride the Ferris Wheel" and "Make Smithers Ride the Ferris Wheel". It takes 10 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,150 and XP.png280 in reward.

[edit] Malaria Del Arte

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, replica tribal blowgun! And the darts and dripped in a paralytic compound. One drop could bring down a charging yak.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cool, lemme try! *inhales* Ack!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're supposed to blow.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You... blow... heh-heh, zing... *tump*.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Help! Someone call a doctor!
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Did someone say "Doctor"?
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Hi, everybody!
The player receives "Malaria Del Arte" which is to "Make Dr. Nick Perform Emegency Surgery" and "Make Bart Perform Emegency Surgery". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Okay, little boy, the venom in your system has been counteracted.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Thanks, Doc.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png No need to thank me. Getting paid is payment enough.

[edit] Now With Extra Hype

After Built Planet Hype Tapped Out.png
After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement.
The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total Cash.png850 and XP.png210 in reward.

[edit] Land Expansion Pricing[1]

Cash.png39,000 Cash.png35,000 Cash.png33,000
Cash.png35,000 Cash.png33,000 Cash.png19,000
Cash.png35,000 Cash.png33,000 Cash.png19,000
Cash.png39,000 Cash.png35,000 Cash.png19,000
Cash.png44,000 Cash.png39,000 Cash.png33,000
Cash.png50,000 Cash.png44,000 Cash.png35,000
Cash.png56,000 Cash.png50,000 Cash.png39,000
Cash.png62,000 Cash.png56,000 Cash.png44,000
Cash.png69,000 Cash.png62,000 Cash.png50,000
Cash.png77,000 Cash.png69,000 Cash.png56,000
Cash.png86,000 Cash.png77,000 Cash.png62,000
Cash.png95,000 Cash.png86,000 Cash.png69,000
Cash.png104,000 Cash.png95,000 Cash.png77,000

[edit] See also

[edit] References

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