Ralph begins by saying, "Christmas is my favorite 'Mas' of all! Here's what happened to me on that day!"
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What really happens
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| I woke up early and Mom undid my snoozy belts.
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Ralph sleeps strapped in bed by a couple of old belts (possibly Clancy's). Sarah gets him up in the morning by unbuckling the belts.
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| Then, I went downstairs and opened candy socks!
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Ralph has opened up his Christmas stocking and is now wearing it on his head and eating a chocolate bar.
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| Dr. Hiccup says I have to wear a helmet to make my head shaped right. Now I have a red one for church!
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Ralph, wearing a green helmet, is overjoyed to open a present and find a red helmet. Clancy, meantime, is similarly pleased to find that his present is a new police baton.
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| Mom got me a new T-shirt with words on it!
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Sarah gives Ralph a T-shirt that reads "I'm allergic to almost everything".
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| I was so happy, I set the Christmas Goose free to go find its head and neck!
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Ralph is outside holding a platter with the cooked goose and trimmings on it. He gives the platter a swing and sends the goose and trimmings flying into the air as Clancy stands at the window and watches in dismay.
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| Then I roasted marshmallows on the yule log.
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Ralph holds a marshmallow on a stick over a TV showing an image of a burning yule log.
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| Then I had playtime. I made Gollum go into a dark cave and had Aragorn go in after him.
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Ralph also got Lord of the Rings action figures of Gollum and Aragorn for Christmas. He has shoved Gollum into his left nostril and is about to shove Aragorn into his right nostril.
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| Then we went to the emergency room! They gave me a lollipop and a pill that made my eyes close and my feet float!
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Ralph and Sarah wait in the emergency room to be seen by a doctor. Also present in the ER are Marge and Homer, who also has the Gollum and Aragorn action figures shoved up his nose.
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