Ugly Dog Contest

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The Ugly Dog Contest was a contest to find the ugliest dog. It was held during the Springfield Pet Fair.

History[edit]

Homer and Bart dressed up Santa's Little Helper to enter him in the competition. When they arrived, Krusty was the judge. However, his comments about each dog weren't funny and the audience didn't like them. Eventually, Moe Szyslak got fed up of his bad jokes and called Krusty out on them, which made the audience laugh. Moe then took over as judge for the contest and eventually declared Santa's Little Helper the winner.

Contestants[edit]

Contestant Dog Image Comment
Milhouse Van Houten Milhouse's dog Krusty: Uh... that one's so ugly, it reminds me of my ex-wife!
Charles Montgomery Burns A Hound Krusty: That one reminds me of her lawyer...
Gary Chalmers Chalmers' dog Krusty: Congress...
Cletus Spuckler Cletus' dog Krusty: Elderly drivers...
Otto Mann Otto's dog Krusty: Commercials...
Groundskeeper Willie Willie's dog Krusty: Bella Abzug...
Hans Moleman Moleman's dog Moe: Check it out: two train wrecks connected by a strip of leather!
Unknown owner Unnamed dog Moe: I don't wanna say it's ugly, but PETA called and said we should kill this one.
Bart and Homer Simpson Satan's Little Helper Moe: Whoa. Whoa! Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog!
We have a winner!


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