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The Todd & Rodyssey/Quotes

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Todd: Thanks for taking us downtown to ho shopping, daddy!
Rod: Remember your promise.. you said we could buy underwear!
Ned: No so fast there, my little Flanderinos! You know I get in a kerfuffle when you use the "U" word! It is the devil's gift basket, after all!

Todd: Aaagh! Look out! They'll get us!
Rod: Who?
Todd: Zombies!
Krusty: Hey, hey shoppers! Prices downtown are the living dead... I mean, end! The living end.

Todd: Rod, L-L-look!
Todd & Rod: Yaaah! A moth!
Mothman: Yes! Run, you fearful denizens of the underworld! Flee from the wrath of law's lepidopterist Mothman!
Iron Frink: Uh, excuse me but it's your turn to provide mood lighting for me!
Mothman: Silince, Iron Frink! Our larp charter clearly states I have a full ten minutes.

Rod: How'd you get here, mister?
Hans Moleman: I'm not sure. I was on the log ride at Krustyland then there was an explosion, and I wound up here!

Rod: Uh-oh, it's awfully smokey I think we missed the rapture.
Barney: Talking elves? That's a step up from pink elephant's I guess. I better lay off the pickled eggs.