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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Van Houtens content update/Birthday Party for One Gameplay

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Claim to Fame[edit]

After the user logs in on August 12th:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey Bart, let's go to my house. A bunch of my relatives are in town for my birthday party this weekend.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That sounds great! But you know what sounds even greater? We go to MY house and finish planning my latest Skinner prank.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But Bart, my pretty cousin Annika is back in town. *wink*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png As tempting as that sounds to my pre-tween hormones — whatever they are — you're forgetting the banana pecking order. Of which you are most certainly second.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oh, okay. You know I'm a sucker for fruit prioritization.
Task: Make Milhouse Go to Bart's House (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Show Milhouse His Plans (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One[edit]

Birthday Party for One Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Claim to Fame:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey, Bart. This prank looks like an ordinary crowbar.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It is an ordinary crowbar, doofus. The prank is in this crate I found behind Professor Frink's lab marked "W.M.H."
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What's W.M.H.?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Weapons of Mass Humiliation. At least I hope that's what it means.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Anyway, give me that crowbar.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You're not gonna hit me with it, are you?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, I'm going to open the crate!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png *hands over crowbar*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Then I'm gonna hit you with it.
Task: Collect Party Hats [x115]
Task: Make Milhouse Hand Bart a Crowbar (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Prepare His Latest Prank (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Alright, children, march into your classrooms. Single file, Indi—
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png —uh, indi-genous-people-don't-find-the-comparison-insensitive style.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Skinner, look over here.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png What is that, Simpson? A contraption? A gadget? Or some sort of gizmo?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just a little extracurricular science experiment.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png It better not be for the science fair. I cut that out of the budget last year—AAGGHHH!
Task: Collect Party Hats [x95]
Task: Make Bart Activate the Go-Go Ray (4h, Go-Go Ray, Skinner)
Task: Make Milhouse Laugh Hysterically (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I can't stop dancing! And we definitely don't have the budget for a school dance!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Your Go-Go Ray is a hit, Bart! Even the bullies are impressed!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png A modern classic!
Tapped Out Kearney Icon.png Magnifique!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Haw haw... HAW!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Three haws? Now's my chance to take advantage of an unprecedented era of good feelings.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Attention please! Come one, come all to a birthday extravaganza. All are welcome!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I can't feel my legs! Oh, why did I cut the funding for the school nurse?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Happy Birthday, Milhouse!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Thanks, Bart. Great party, huh?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not really. All I see are Van Houtens. It's like a sea of blue hair and big noses.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Well, it makes the face painter's job easy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But where are all the kids?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png They should be here soon. They're probably all on twenty-four hour jobs.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe. Anyway, I'm gonna hit the corndog cart hard and make that bounce house wish it'd never been inflated.
Task: Collect Party Hats [x95]
Task: Make Bart Enjoy the Bounce House All to Himself (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Wait for His Friends (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I, for one, am having a great time at your party, but I wish there were other kids here.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I know. The party clown is getting bored. Now he's just eating his pies instead of throwing them.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe if your Dad stopped asking him to just make balloon animal pangolins.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png He's a practitioner of the elastic arts! Don't take the gig if you won't twist the rig!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So, I don't think anyone else is coming to the party.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, you're probably right.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Another round of Double Buzz Squishees?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'll take mine intravenously!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It may be the sugar shock, but I think I see the face of an angel.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Close. It's my cousin Annika.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Pathetic American slobs. No wonder your national pastime is diabetes.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Would you like to share a cupcake?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You bet I would! Oh, you were talking to Annika.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png *Dutch muttering*
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That must mean yes!
Task: Collect Party Hats [x155]
Task: Make Bart Wipe Cupcake Frosting Off His Cheeks (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Fail to Impress Annika (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Man, your cousin is so cool. She's like next-level cool. She's Euro-cool.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png She's probably the coolest Van Houten in history.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Catch up, boy, we're way past that.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Her kind of cool can't be contained. Anyone in close proximity to her would start to exude cool.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png They would, wouldn't they...?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Please, Annika. Pleeeaaaaaasssseeee!
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png No, Milhouse. I will not pretend to be your girlfriend. You know we're related, right?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png We're not any closer than my parents. Or yours.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png But you're a fourth grader and I'm an older teenager of an indiscriminate age.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Exactly. Besides, it would really cut down on my swirly per diem.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Wait, do you get bullied in school?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I wouldn't say bullied. My friends act violently to express their affection. For hurting me.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png *sigh* Fine. I will go along with your ruse. Pretending to be something I'm not should make me fit right in here in America.
Task: Collect Party Hats [x195]
Task: Make Milhouse Shout With Joy (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20