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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Showbiz Showdown content update/Dog and Phony Show Gameplay
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A Show Whopper[edit]
After the user logs in on August 10th:
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Kent Brockman coming to you live from Polystar Pictures, where the multinational film company has a big announcement!
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Polystar is bringing Hollywood to Springfield!
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Dear God, no!
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Don't worry. Not the crappy part. We want to hear movie ideas...anything you have in your head!
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I have a lot in my head!
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Besides crayons and Q-Tips?
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I'll pitch my ghost that wins the lottery idea!
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Note, participation is restricted to children only.
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Stupid Hollywood executives and your family-friendly branding!
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Cool! Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Cosmic Wars AND the Marble Universe. I've got a ton of crossover ideas.
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Crossovers and the superhero genre? Count me out.
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You do know that Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Malibu Stacy, right? They might be up for a Malibu romance. Blech.
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I'll get our bikes!
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Task: Make Lisa Bike to the Audience Research Site (6s, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes) Task: Make Bart Bike to the Audience Research Site (6s, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
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Wow, what a turnout! Thanks for coming, everyone.
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Polystar Pictures would like all your input. So spill...whaddaya want to see in our next movie?
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Epic space fights!
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Thoughtful dramas!
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Easy listening musicals!
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What? I like what I like.
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Hmm, what if we jam them all together into a dramatic space epic with an original score?
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Could it feature the Happy Little Elves?
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Straight up — no. We want everyone's ideas except this kid's. Thank you all for coming. Take one piece of candy and an NDA on your way out.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dog and Phony Show[edit]
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 1[edit]
After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. :
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Hey boy, did you pitch my ghost idea?
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Homer, these are bigwig Hollywood execs, they don't care about your stupid ghosts. They want their next superhero blockbuster.
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I, for one, am hoping that they try something new. Movies can elevate the human condition and teach us so much.
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Like if Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium?
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No, like acknowledging the poverty disparity between first and third world countr—
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You bet Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium, they can cut through anything!
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But Lisa's right, it's time we start asking the tough questions. Like does Magnesium Man's suit use premium gas or regular?
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If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
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Task: Collect Film Reels [x115] Task: Make Homer Ask More Superhero Questions (4h, Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes) Task: Make Bart Ask More Superhero Questions (4h, Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Go to her Room (4h, Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes)
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I've reviewed the results from your audience research in Springfield and I've got four words for you!
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That's how my ex-wife announced: "I want a divorce."
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My four words are: "The Sands of Space".
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Krusty's old Hollywood flick? Why would you bring up that travesty of a film?
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It checks all the boxes. It's an outer space drama, with a cutting-edge score and we can reboot it into a trilogy.
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Forget it, I'm not working with that clown again. We don't own the rights to that picture anyway.
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That's why we buy Krustylu Studios.
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Hmm, it has been weeks since I bought a company. It feels weird going that long without crushing someone else's dream...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dog and Phony Show Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 1:
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...and in a twist that's rocked the entertainment world, Polystar Pictures has purchased Krustylu Studios.
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We're proud to welcome Krustylu into the Polystar family and its many subsidiaries. Krusty is a perfect fit for our family-friendly brand.
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Aren't you worried about Krusty's numerous off-screen affairs and scandals?
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You mean promotional stunts that keep the world of Krusty relevant.
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Ugh, another conglomerate buys up another intellectual property.
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Krusty's not intellectual property. He gets laughs from fart cushions. Now c'mon, we gotta get to his next show.
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No way. From now on I'm boycotting Polystar Pictures and all of its subsidiaries.
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Does that include the Malibu Stacy universe?
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...the boycott doesn't have to happen right away.
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Task: Collect Film Reels [x115] Task: Make Bart Go to Krusty's Show (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Go to Krusty's Show (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dog and Phony Show Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 2:
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Great show today, Krusty. But we gotta talk shop. You're gonna need help negotiating with Polystar Pictures and I'm your man.
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My man is a kid? I don't even know you. Pass.
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It's me, Bart Simpson. I got you exonerated when Sideshow Bob framed you.
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It's not ringing any bells.
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I helped convince you to become a television clown again after you faked your own death.
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Wait a minute...you're the kid who exposed my tax evasion that led me to faking my own death!
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Bingo! You've finally got it. Now let me make sure you get to your meeting with Polystar.
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I guess I could use an assistant to re-diaper Mr. Teeny between shows... Okay, welcome aboard, whoever you are.
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Task: Collect Film Reels [x145] Task: Make Krusty Head to the Polystar Meeting (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes) Task: Make Bart Accompany Krusty (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
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Thanks for coming, Krusty.
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If you keep sending limos stocked with booze, we can meet anytime you want.
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I'll get right to the point. We want to reboot "The Sands of Space".
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What a buncha schmucks! That movie was a total flop.
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Our research shows that after enough time has passed viewers will become nostalgic over anything, even movies they hate.
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I couldn't handle watching The Sands of Space die all over again. It's my baby.
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We're prepared to make you a handsome offer to change your mind.
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Eh, babies are overrated. Keep talking...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dog and Phony Show Pt. 4[edit]
After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 3:
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...you want a mansion in Waverly Hills, a different sportscar every day of the week...
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Condor egg omelets prepared at bedside every morning?! Anything else?
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I'm thinking...
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I know you're contractually tied to this movie as its director, but you're being unreasonable.
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Listen Armani, give my clown what he wants or you don't get your big Hollywood reboot.
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Who are you again?
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I'm Krusty's negotiations assistant, I make sure my client gets everything he deserves.
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Krusty, you're letting a kid handle your negotiations?
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You betcha. This kid plays hardball...and kickball and Wiffle ball. Let's just say he plays a lot of ball.
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Fine, fine. So, you'll come back and direct our reboot?
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One more thing. I want complete creative control over the project.
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That's exactly what I was going to demand.
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Task: Collect Film Reels [x145] Task: Make Krusty Agree to Direct the Reboot (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes) If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Iron Out the Deal (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes) Task: Make Bart Negotiate for More Merchandise (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dog and Phony Show Pt. 5[edit]
After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 4:
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Krusty, I'm really looking forward to our future together.
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I'd like to contact my people to start the hiring for your crew.
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Cork your seltzer, I'll be hiring locally.
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Locals? Are you sure they have experience?
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Read my grease-painted lips — I have total creative control! That includes the schlubs on my crew!
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Sure, your schlubs, whatever. Just reach out if you need anything.
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You can gimme a lift back to my studio.
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No problem. I'll call a cab.
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No YOU can give me a lift. I'm making you my personal driver.
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That's ridiculous. I'm an executive.
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Actually, it was the kid's idea.
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*points to the contract* It's all in the really, really tiny print on this contract that only a kid's eyes can see.
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Task: Collect Film Reels [x185] Task: Make Bart Look for More Ways to Take Advantage (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes) Task: Make Krusty Be Chauffeured (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes) If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Drive Krusty (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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