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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Showbiz Showdown content update/Dog and Phony Show Gameplay

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A Show Whopper[edit]

After the user logs in on August 10th:
Brockman Kent Brockman coming to you live from Polystar Pictures, where the multinational film company has a big announcement!
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Polystar is bringing Hollywood to Springfield!
Marge Dear God, no!
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Don't worry. Not the crappy part. We want to hear movie ideas...anything you have in your head!
Homer I have a lot in my head!
Bart Besides crayons and Q-Tips?
Homer I'll pitch my ghost that wins the lottery idea!
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Note, participation is restricted to children only.
Homer Stupid Hollywood executives and your family-friendly branding!
Bart Cool! Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Cosmic Wars AND the Marble Universe. I've got a ton of crossover ideas.
Lisa Crossovers and the superhero genre? Count me out.
Bart You do know that Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Malibu Stacy, right? They might be up for a Malibu romance. Blech.
Lisa I'll get our bikes!
Task: Make Lisa Bike to the Audience Research Site (6s, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Bike to the Audience Research Site (6s, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Wow, what a turnout! Thanks for coming, everyone.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Polystar Pictures would like all your input. So spill...whaddaya want to see in our next movie?
Bart Epic space fights!
Lisa Thoughtful dramas!
Nelson Easy listening musicals!
Bart ...
Nelson What? I like what I like.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Hmm, what if we jam them all together into a dramatic space epic with an original score?
Milhouse Could it feature the Happy Little Elves?
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Straight up — no. We want everyone's ideas except this kid's. Thank you all for coming. Take one piece of candy and an NDA on your way out.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Dog and Phony Show[edit]

Dog and Phony Show Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. :
Homer Hey boy, did you pitch my ghost idea?
Bart Homer, these are bigwig Hollywood execs, they don't care about your stupid ghosts. They want their next superhero blockbuster.
Lisa I, for one, am hoping that they try something new. Movies can elevate the human condition and teach us so much.
Bart Like if Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium?
Lisa No, like acknowledging the poverty disparity between first and third world countr—
Homer You bet Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium, they can cut through anything!
Homer But Lisa's right, it's time we start asking the tough questions. Like does Magnesium Man's suit use premium gas or regular?
Lisa If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Task: Collect Film Reels [x115]
Task: Make Homer Ask More Superhero Questions (4h, Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Ask More Superhero Questions (4h, Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Go to her Room (4h, Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes)
Lindsey Naegle I've reviewed the results from your audience research in Springfield and I've got four words for you!
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png That's how my ex-wife announced: "I want a divorce."
Lindsey Naegle My four words are: "The Sands of Space".
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Krusty's old Hollywood flick? Why would you bring up that travesty of a film?
Lindsey Naegle It checks all the boxes. It's an outer space drama, with a cutting-edge score and we can reboot it into a trilogy.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Forget it, I'm not working with that clown again. We don't own the rights to that picture anyway.
Lindsey Naegle That's why we buy Krustylu Studios.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Hmm, it has been weeks since I bought a company. It feels weird going that long without crushing someone else's dream...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Dog and Phony Show Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 1:
Brockman ...and in a twist that's rocked the entertainment world, Polystar Pictures has purchased Krustylu Studios.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png We're proud to welcome Krustylu into the Polystar family and its many subsidiaries. Krusty is a perfect fit for our family-friendly brand.
Brockman Aren't you worried about Krusty's numerous off-screen affairs and scandals?
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png You mean promotional stunts that keep the world of Krusty relevant.
Lisa Ugh, another conglomerate buys up another intellectual property.
Bart Krusty's not intellectual property. He gets laughs from fart cushions. Now c'mon, we gotta get to his next show.
Lisa No way. From now on I'm boycotting Polystar Pictures and all of its subsidiaries.
Bart Does that include the Malibu Stacy universe?
Lisa ...the boycott doesn't have to happen right away.
Task: Collect Film Reels [x115]
Task: Make Bart Go to Krusty's Show (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Go to Krusty's Show (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Dog and Phony Show Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 2:
Bart Great show today, Krusty. But we gotta talk shop. You're gonna need help negotiating with Polystar Pictures and I'm your man.
Krusty My man is a kid? I don't even know you. Pass.
Bart It's me, Bart Simpson. I got you exonerated when Sideshow Bob framed you.
Krusty It's not ringing any bells.
Bart I helped convince you to become a television clown again after you faked your own death.
Krusty Wait a minute...you're the kid who exposed my tax evasion that led me to faking my own death!
Bart Bingo! You've finally got it. Now let me make sure you get to your meeting with Polystar.
Krusty I guess I could use an assistant to re-diaper Mr. Teeny between shows... Okay, welcome aboard, whoever you are.
Task: Collect Film Reels [x145]
Task: Make Krusty Head to the Polystar Meeting (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Accompany Krusty (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Thanks for coming, Krusty.
Krusty If you keep sending limos stocked with booze, we can meet anytime you want.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png I'll get right to the point. We want to reboot "The Sands of Space".
Krusty What a buncha schmucks! That movie was a total flop.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Our research shows that after enough time has passed viewers will become nostalgic over anything, even movies they hate.
Krusty I couldn't handle watching The Sands of Space die all over again. It's my baby.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png We're prepared to make you a handsome offer to change your mind.
Krusty Eh, babies are overrated. Keep talking...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Dog and Phony Show Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png ...you want a mansion in Waverly Hills, a different sportscar every day of the week...
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Condor egg omelets prepared at bedside every morning?! Anything else?
Krusty I'm thinking...
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png I know you're contractually tied to this movie as its director, but you're being unreasonable.
Bart Listen Armani, give my clown what he wants or you don't get your big Hollywood reboot.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Who are you again?
Bart I'm Krusty's negotiations assistant, I make sure my client gets everything he deserves.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Krusty, you're letting a kid handle your negotiations?
Krusty You betcha. This kid plays hardball...and kickball and Wiffle ball. Let's just say he plays a lot of ball.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Fine, fine. So, you'll come back and direct our reboot?
Krusty One more thing. I want complete creative control over the project.
Bart That's exactly what I was going to demand.
Task: Collect Film Reels [x145]
Task: Make Krusty Agree to Direct the Reboot (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Iron Out the Deal (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Negotiate for More Merchandise (4h, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Dog and Phony Show Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Krusty, I'm really looking forward to our future together.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png I'd like to contact my people to start the hiring for your crew.
Krusty Cork your seltzer, I'll be hiring locally.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Locals? Are you sure they have experience?
Krusty Read my grease-painted lips — I have total creative control! That includes the schlubs on my crew!
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Sure, your schlubs, whatever. Just reach out if you need anything.
Krusty You can gimme a lift back to my studio.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png No problem. I'll call a cab.
Krusty No YOU can give me a lift. I'm making you my personal driver.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png That's ridiculous. I'm an executive.
Krusty Actually, it was the kid's idea.
Bart *points to the contract* It's all in the really, really tiny print on this contract that only a kid's eyes can see.
Task: Collect Film Reels [x185]
Task: Make Bart Look for More Ways to Take Advantage (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Krusty Be Chauffeured (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Drive Krusty (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20