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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2020 content update/Prizes and Premium Gameplay
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Prizes gameplay[edit]
Throwing Shade[edit]
Throwing Shade Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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I'm starting to make some real money with this Tubberware.
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I know you did, Miss Money-Bag.
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You kinda got that wrong but yes, I do know. And I feel good about myself. I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
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That's right, what do they say? You know that thing? You eat it for breakfast. But you don't eat it, but you feel it.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Ah! I got it. You feel an oat!
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Feel your oats? Yes, I'm feeling my oats.
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Task: Make Marge "Feel Her Oats" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
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I feel like an incredibly powerful woman, like I could do anything.
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Yes, you can. You have nerves of Styrofoam. Always say your voice and don't let the cat eat your tongue.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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*speaking to herself* Should I get the bath soap? No, it's too expensive, but why not? Girl will take care of herself. Snap! *giggles*
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Good gracious, Marge?! Are you going to a costume party as a streetwalker or did you just forget your dress?
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Oh hello, Helen.
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I just worry about your children.
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My children understand fashion. Although, it's clear you are somewhat challenged in that area.
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I'm tasteful and modest.
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Your tasteful and modest is everyone else's drab and paunchy.
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I was trying to be helpful. But you are hopeless.
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Oh yeah? Well take a good look at this.
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Task: Make Marge Werk It (24h)
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Get a load of you, girl! She is going to bring the house down!
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How did she do that?
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Cuz she has 'I' 'T', girl. Plus, she made a lot of money selling that plastic crap.
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Tubberware?
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Yeah, she's been raking it in. People love to put stuff in stuff, you know?
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Hmmm, interesting... Tubberware. I could easily do that.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Bart, we're almost at church so please promise me that you won't throw, spit, shoot, belch, say loudly or softly anything during the service.
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Hee hee, you forgot something.
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Did I? Oh I did, thank you. Both physically and mentally.
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Wow, Mom, you're good.
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God wants us to be fruitful BUT, and this is a big 'but' for God, if we cut the fruit into pieces and can't eat it all, he wants us to put away our leftovers and not be wasteful.
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He likes durable plastic and loves a perfect seal. So, go and be with God.
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Oh, and Helen's got a great assortment of Tubberware set up in front of the church if you should happen to be interested in that type of thing.
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It's a disgrace to the pulpit, Helen, that you used your husband to help you sell Tubberware. Shame, shame.
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The church will receive a donation from my sizable income. I'm making a fortune here.
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You didn't do anything. Your husband did. I'm the only self-made Tubberware queen up in this town and you know it!
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Task: Make Marge Call a Meeting With Her Glamazons (8h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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I did my best to remain fabulous under the circumstances, but she really did pretty much corner the whole market. It's over for me.
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Well, with that attitude.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means get a grip! Now c'mon, show me how ferocious you can be!
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Task: Make Marge Get a Grip (4h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
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Marge you get down on yourself too easily. It's time to buck up, Brenda. Dust off your head and saddle your pony. Right partner?
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Oh, Julio, even you can't cheer me up.
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Marge this is the time for you to use the remote control and change the channel to you.
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You gotta find your inner unicorn snot and blow it into the hankie of life. You need to rise up like Phoenix, Arizona.
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But how in the world will I ever do that?
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I think I may have the answer to your little problem!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Okay then, Marge are you willing and able to believe at all times that you are supremely fabulous, capable and above all that you are above all?
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Yaaaaaasasafrass! Your majesty.
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Task: Make Marge Fly! (4h, Pageant Stage)
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Look at Marge go! She is so divine, so spectacular, that she has taken to the sky!
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This queen of both large and small containers, their tops and their bottoms...
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...who is mesmerizingly skilled at merging the two with her dazzling array of Tubberware that can be purchased right here in this club.
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Don't miss out. Get this while you still can, ladies!
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That felt amazing! You've been so good to me. Practically the entire club is buying my Tubberware.
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It truly is useful stuff for us girls. I mean we've got pins, powders, brushes, lipsticks, bra fillers, tuck tape. Where are we going to put all this stuff?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Walk In the Park[edit]
Walk In the Park Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Lisa's been in her room since she got home from school and she's not wanting to tell me what's wrong. I'm worried about her, Homer. Homer!
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What?
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I think this is a 'Daddy job'. Would you go in there and talk to her?
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But Marge, can't you see this is a high-speed live car chase?
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Yes, that's been going on for two hours.
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What if I miss something?
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I'll monitor it and alert you if needed.
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Huh?
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I will sit here with a pencil and paper and write everything down. The things I do. Mmmmm.
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Task: Make Homer Go Talk to Lisa (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Take Notes on Homer's TV Show (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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*knocks on door* Honey, it's me. Would you please open the door for Daddy? Lisa?
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*fighting tears* I'm fine, Dad. Really, I'm just tired.
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Lisa, you're not a very good liar. But you have a lot of other great qualities.
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Okay. Come in.
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What happened sweetie?
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I'm just ugly, that's all, and I'll just have to live with that. I've accepted it.
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Awwww, honey. You are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.
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You really think so?
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I know so.
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Because everyone makes fun of my hair. They call me "Pineapple".
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Lisa, I've been called everything in the book by pretty much everyone: slob, fat, gordito, lazy, drunk, cow, drunken cow, pig, hippo, dumb, thickheaded, gross, slimy, stinky, gelatinous-
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-Okay, okay.
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Hmmm, I have an idea. Meet me downstairs in five minutes, okay?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I thought we might take a walk together.
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You're going outside in that dress?
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Why not? I love this dress! The freedom, no waistband and it's easier to scratch an itch.
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Yuck!
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Task: Make Homer Take a Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Take a Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Oh no, that's Mr. Burns, being pedaled on a tandem bicycle by Smithers, who reminds me of someone I've seen recently, but anyway, we've got to hide.
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Why?
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I like to keep myself out of his sight. Everytime he sees me he remembers to fire me for some reason.
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Behind that bush!
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In these heels?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Too late.
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Homer Simpson! Is that you?! You look fantastic.
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Yes, very exotic, the make-up really highlights your cheekbones.
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I must say I'm pleasantly surprised that you are all so okay with my dad in a dress.
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Mr. Burns recently explored Mallorca and to my delight is feeling much more open-minded these days.
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Ah, yes...live and let live.
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Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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See Lisa, this whole pride thing lets us all know that people can think of you however they choose because that is something you have no control over.
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The real question is what do I think of myself?
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Is it okay if I think I have a pretty great dad?
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Aww honey, I think I'm pretty great too.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Heya Homer, what's with the getup?
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Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Um...do you ever like to wear dresses?
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I would but I don't have the body for it, too flat in the back. I'm a 'pantsuiter' myself.
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Wow, this is so great. You guys are all okay with this?
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I say let everybody be who they are. Wear what they want to wear. Who cares?
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Dresses are the best! My favorite part is how airy it feels everywhere.
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I wish I didn't know that.
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Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Dad, I'm honestly shocked at how accepting and loving everyone has been.
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You always need to be open to change and also be open to trying new things.
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I like that idea.
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In fact, I'm going to try something new right now. You thirsty?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Oh hiya, Homer. Little Lisa. Gosh you're getting bigger every day. Now what can I get you twos?
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Moe, I was just teaching Lisa that you have to try new things. So for the first time ever I would like to order a milk.
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Boy that sure is a huge change.
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No, I'll take a beer. I'll try something new tomorrow.
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Dad!
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Alright, alright. Two milks please.
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I love you, Dad.
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And I love you. Your mom and I love you more than anything on this earth; but as we've learned from all of the drag queens today, you have to love yourself Lisa, then all is possible.
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Task: Make Homer Cheers His Milk With Lisa (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Cheers Her Milk With Homer (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium gameplay[edit]
Fit For a Queen[edit]
Fit For a Queen Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you're doing and look at me.
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Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
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I've been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
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I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
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Okay ladies, strut it.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab (4h, Draggle Rock)
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Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
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Thank you!
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If you ask me, it's too, "Look at me, don't look at me".
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You have a point there.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
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I am not but one, but all of these things!
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Oh, brother.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition (4h, Draggle Rock)
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Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
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A-plus for effort!
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I don't know what they put in you girls' cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Who's next? Who is the next victim?
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Please, go on dear.
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No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
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Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock) If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock)
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Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let's call it polyqueenary.
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No, there's only one queen. That's in every fairytale.
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Only one, one only!
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Alright! Don't get your panties in a wad! Let's move forward.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
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I've got a 'selfie pole'!
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Born ready and stay ready.
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I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose (12h) If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose (12h, Draggle Rock) If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies (12h, Draggle Rock) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Silence, everyone! I've made my decision.
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I can't hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
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Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
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Accepted.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results (4h, Draggle Rock)
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Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
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What is a clich?
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That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it's real nice but also a lie.
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A cliché?
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Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie.
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But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
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*near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
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Crocodile tears!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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