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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2020 content update/Prizes and Premium Gameplay

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Prizes gameplay[edit]

Throwing Shade[edit]

Throwing Shade Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I'm starting to make some real money with this Tubberware.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png I know you did, Miss Money-Bag.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png You kinda got that wrong but yes, I do know. And I feel good about myself. I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png That's right, what do they say? You know that thing? You eat it for breakfast. But you don't eat it, but you feel it.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Ah! I got it. You feel an oat!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Feel your oats? Yes, I'm feeling my oats.
Task: Make Marge "Feel Her Oats" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I feel like an incredibly powerful woman, like I could do anything.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Yes, you can. You have nerves of Styrofoam. Always say your voice and don't let the cat eat your tongue.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Throwing Shade Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png *speaking to herself* Should I get the bath soap? No, it's too expensive, but why not? Girl will take care of herself. Snap! *giggles*
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Good gracious, Marge?! Are you going to a costume party as a streetwalker or did you just forget your dress?
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh hello, Helen.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I just worry about your children.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png My children understand fashion. Although, it's clear you are somewhat challenged in that area.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I'm tasteful and modest.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Your tasteful and modest is everyone else's drab and paunchy.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I was trying to be helpful. But you are hopeless.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh yeah? Well take a good look at this.
Task: Make Marge Werk It (24h)
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Get a load of you, girl! She is going to bring the house down!
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png How did she do that?
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Cuz she has 'I' 'T', girl. Plus, she made a lot of money selling that plastic crap.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Tubberware?
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Yeah, she's been raking it in. People love to put stuff in stuff, you know?
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Hmmm, interesting... Tubberware. I could easily do that.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Throwing Shade Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart, we're almost at church so please promise me that you won't throw, spit, shoot, belch, say loudly or softly anything during the service.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hee hee, you forgot something.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Did I? Oh I did, thank you. Both physically and mentally.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow, Mom, you're good.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png God wants us to be fruitful BUT, and this is a big 'but' for God, if we cut the fruit into pieces and can't eat it all, he wants us to put away our leftovers and not be wasteful.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png He likes durable plastic and loves a perfect seal. So, go and be with God.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Oh, and Helen's got a great assortment of Tubberware set up in front of the church if you should happen to be interested in that type of thing.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's a disgrace to the pulpit, Helen, that you used your husband to help you sell Tubberware. Shame, shame.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png The church will receive a donation from my sizable income. I'm making a fortune here.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You didn't do anything. Your husband did. I'm the only self-made Tubberware queen up in this town and you know it!
Task: Make Marge Call a Meeting With Her Glamazons (8h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Throwing Shade Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I did my best to remain fabulous under the circumstances, but she really did pretty much corner the whole market. It's over for me.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Well, with that attitude.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png What's that supposed to mean?
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png It means get a grip! Now c'mon, show me how ferocious you can be!
Task: Make Marge Get a Grip (4h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Marge you get down on yourself too easily. It's time to buck up, Brenda. Dust off your head and saddle your pony. Right partner?
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh, Julio, even you can't cheer me up.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Marge this is the time for you to use the remote control and change the channel to you.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png You gotta find your inner unicorn snot and blow it into the hankie of life. You need to rise up like Phoenix, Arizona.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png But how in the world will I ever do that?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png I think I may have the answer to your little problem!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Throwing Shade Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Okay then, Marge are you willing and able to believe at all times that you are supremely fabulous, capable and above all that you are above all?
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Yaaaaaasasafrass! Your majesty.
Task: Make Marge Fly! (4h, Pageant Stage)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Look at Marge go! She is so divine, so spectacular, that she has taken to the sky!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png This queen of both large and small containers, their tops and their bottoms...
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png ...who is mesmerizingly skilled at merging the two with her dazzling array of Tubberware that can be purchased right here in this club.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Don't miss out. Get this while you still can, ladies!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png That felt amazing! You've been so good to me. Practically the entire club is buying my Tubberware.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png It truly is useful stuff for us girls. I mean we've got pins, powders, brushes, lipsticks, bra fillers, tuck tape. Where are we going to put all this stuff?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Walk In the Park[edit]

Walk In the Park Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa's been in her room since she got home from school and she's not wanting to tell me what's wrong. I'm worried about her, Homer. Homer!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I think this is a 'Daddy job'. Would you go in there and talk to her?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But Marge, can't you see this is a high-speed live car chase?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Yes, that's been going on for two hours.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What if I miss something?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll monitor it and alert you if needed.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Huh?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I will sit here with a pencil and paper and write everything down. The things I do. Mmmmm.
Task: Make Homer Go Talk to Lisa (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Take Notes on Homer's TV Show (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *knocks on door* Honey, it's me. Would you please open the door for Daddy? Lisa?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *fighting tears* I'm fine, Dad. Really, I'm just tired.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, you're not a very good liar. But you have a lot of other great qualities.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay. Come in.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What happened sweetie?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm just ugly, that's all, and I'll just have to live with that. I've accepted it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Awwww, honey. You are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You really think so?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know so.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Because everyone makes fun of my hair. They call me "Pineapple".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, I've been called everything in the book by pretty much everyone: slob, fat, gordito, lazy, drunk, cow, drunken cow, pig, hippo, dumb, thickheaded, gross, slimy, stinky, gelatinous-
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png -Okay, okay.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmmm, I have an idea. Meet me downstairs in five minutes, okay?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Walk In the Park Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png I thought we might take a walk together.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're going outside in that dress?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Why not? I love this dress! The freedom, no waistband and it's easier to scratch an itch.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yuck!
Task: Make Homer Take a Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Take a Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Oh no, that's Mr. Burns, being pedaled on a tandem bicycle by Smithers, who reminds me of someone I've seen recently, but anyway, we've got to hide.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png I like to keep myself out of his sight. Everytime he sees me he remembers to fire me for some reason.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Behind that bush!
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png In these heels?!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Walk In the Park Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Too late.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Homer Simpson! Is that you?! You look fantastic.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes, very exotic, the make-up really highlights your cheekbones.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I must say I'm pleasantly surprised that you are all so okay with my dad in a dress.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mr. Burns recently explored Mallorca and to my delight is feeling much more open-minded these days.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ah, yes...live and let live.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png See Lisa, this whole pride thing lets us all know that people can think of you however they choose because that is something you have no control over.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png The real question is what do I think of myself?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is it okay if I think I have a pretty great dad?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Aww honey, I think I'm pretty great too.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Walk In the Park Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Heya Homer, what's with the getup?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Um...do you ever like to wear dresses?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I would but I don't have the body for it, too flat in the back. I'm a 'pantsuiter' myself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, this is so great. You guys are all okay with this?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png I say let everybody be who they are. Wear what they want to wear. Who cares?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Dresses are the best! My favorite part is how airy it feels everywhere.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I wish I didn't know that.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm honestly shocked at how accepting and loving everyone has been.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png You always need to be open to change and also be open to trying new things.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I like that idea.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png In fact, I'm going to try something new right now. You thirsty?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Walk In the Park Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Oh hiya, Homer. Little Lisa. Gosh you're getting bigger every day. Now what can I get you twos?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Moe, I was just teaching Lisa that you have to try new things. So for the first time ever I would like to order a milk.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Boy that sure is a huge change.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png No, I'll take a beer. I'll try something new tomorrow.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad!
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Alright, alright. Two milks please.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I love you, Dad.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png And I love you. Your mom and I love you more than anything on this earth; but as we've learned from all of the drag queens today, you have to love yourself Lisa, then all is possible.
Task: Make Homer Cheers His Milk With Lisa (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Cheers Her Milk With Homer (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay[edit]

Fit For a Queen[edit]

Fit For a Queen Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you're doing and look at me.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png I've been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Okay ladies, strut it.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab (4h, Draggle Rock)
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Thank you!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png If you ask me, it's too, "Look at me, don't look at me".
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png You have a point there.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png I am not but one, but all of these things!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh, brother.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition (4h, Draggle Rock)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png A-plus for effort!
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png I don't know what they put in you girls' cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Who's next? Who is the next victim?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Please, go on dear.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock)
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock)
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let's call it polyqueenary.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png No, there's only one queen. That's in every fairytale.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png Only one, one only!
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Alright! Don't get your panties in a wad! Let's move forward.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png I've got a 'selfie pole'!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Born ready and stay ready.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose (12h)
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose (12h, Draggle Rock)
If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies (12h, Draggle Rock)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Silence, everyone! I've made my decision.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png I can't hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Accepted.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results (4h, Draggle Rock)
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png What is a clich?
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it's real nice but also a lie.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png A cliché?
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png *near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png Crocodile tears!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20