The Simpsons: Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Land content update/Gameplay

Act 1 Gameplay

The Krusty-Less Place on Earth

The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1

After the user logs in on May 30th: Krustyland has become an eyesore. No one even goes there anymore! Well, none of us thought our little town would be around so long that it would matter. I mean, six years into this thing, and Sky Finger is still tap-tap-tapping away at us. Why?! There's no logical explanation, but here we are. Your people will not rest until Krustyland is gone! Task: Build Town Hall Task: Make Springfielders Complain About Krustyland [x3] (6s, Town Hall or Simpson Home) Maybe I can turn this into a win-win for our little town... Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2

After completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1: You are hereby notified that Krustyland will be wiped off the map effective immediately. Impossible! It took months of clicking and waiting to build that park! Not to worry. We have found a safe, gentle way to quietly remove your theme park. Task: Return to Krustyland Task: Nuke Krustyland If the user doesn't nuke Krustyland: System Message Nuke Krustyland to play the Itchy & Scratchy Land event! Event expires in ! If the user nukes Krustyland: Oh No! WHAT?! You nuked it? Our friends in the military paid handsomely to test out their newest weapon. The ThrillBuster Anti-Theme Park Tactical Nuclear Warhead is a success! At last, our nation is safe from the threat of fun and rides. These guys prepare for everything. System Message Everything you left in Krustyland has been salvaged to your storage! Quest reward: Krustyland Entrance, Krustyland Wall [x14], Tall Shrub 1 [x2], Tall Shrub 2 [x2], Tall Shrub 3, Large Parking Lot [x6], Pylon [x4], Crosswalk [x40], Highway 1 [x18], Highway 2 [x18], 1 each unlocked per each Krustyland Land Expansion, 100 and 10

Donut Day 2018

After completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1: System Message Enjoy 15 free donuts and, for a limited time, get Golden Scratch-R's with your donut purchases! Quest reward: 15

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 1

After completing The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2: Mr. Meyers, this town desperately needs an amusement park. You literally JUST blew up your last one with a hydrogen bomb. I have no memory of that. Anyway, we think Itchy and Scratchy would make a wonderful theme. We'll give you prime real estate, and free labor from my easily-exploited constituents. There's no way the voters would be dumb enough to approve this plan. *laughs for twenty minutes* Task: Make Springfielders Petition for a Theme Park [x5] (6s, Town Hall or Simpson House) On Homer's job start: I'm being exploited! On Apu's job start: On some level, I know this is a bad idea! On Bart's job start: Working for free! On job end: What a bunch of idiots. They sure are. God, I love them. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 2

After completing The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 1: If we don't build ourselves a new theme park, then the nuclear bombs win! Woo! Pride! With this project, we will create hundreds of *cough* *cough* unpaid *cough* backbreaking jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Task: Place Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate Task: Build Bart's Tree House On job start: I now pronounce Itchy & Scratchy Land...open! Blow it up! No, you idiot! Not for a few years! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hey, dummy, you opened a park with no rides. That's why admission is so cheap, only forty-five dollars! At that price, I can afford to take the wife and kids! It's a great time to be a ten-year-old father of two. Here comes our first ride now. Look alive, Sky Finger! Task: Place Injury 500 Task: Move Injury 500 Long Track to Fill Track Gap Task: Make Springfielders Staff Rides [x3] (4h, Injury 500, Log Ride or Zoominator) Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 Note: For the 2nd task, move the track that is not aligned to align it to the rest of the tracks till the animations play. If you notice lag in game due to animation, then move it back so it doesn't start the building animation.

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Stupid tourists. Hey, idiots, way to come from a place I don't! Zip it, Simpson. Those tourists are willing to drop hundreds on cheap, worthless park souvenirs. Not if I buy them first! Task: Tap Park Visitors [x10] Task: Tap Park Visitors in Other Springfields [x3] Rather than hire teenagers to wear walk-around costumes, we'll use science to actually bring Itchy and Scratchy to life. Using this smoky, terrifying machine, Professor Frink can animate cartoon cells into living Itchies and Scratchies. But first, perhaps he'd like to issue a dire warning on the dangers of playing God. Why? Are you actually going to listen? Well, no. OH REALLY?! WHAT A STUNNER! LOOK AT ME, I'M STUNNED! Just press the big red button and doom us all, already. Quest reward: Itchy Hee hee hee! Here, kitty, kitty! Aaaaaah! Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 5

After tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark: *maniacal laughter* Itchy LOVE stabby! The adorable mouse is stabbing everyone in sight! What a shock. If only someone had warned us. It okay! Me use big needle and thread and sew them up good as new! That only works in your stupid, sadistic cartoon, you nutcase! Whoa, whoa. "Stupid"? "Nutcase"? For crying out loud...words hurt, lady. Task: Build Nurse's Station Task: Make Itchy Threaten Everyone (4h) All dem people good as new! Ready for more stabby! Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 6

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark: No telling what a murder rate of one in three will mean for our "Theme Park Monthly" rating. The network is not happy. They're sending one of their top executives to take control. We're saved! What? Network ratings have been declining for decades. You think a TV exec can fix anything? But they are WORLD-CLASS in blame avoidance. If there's a scapegoat out there we can pin this whole debacle on, trust me, she'll find it. We're saved! Task: Unlock Diane I'm hungry. Assemble a focus group to tell me what I want for lunch. Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 7

After tapping on Diane's exclamation mark: We've got a reanimated nightmare rodent slaughtering at will. How is that playing with the eighteen to forty-nine-year-olds? Um... bad? Call a town meeting. We have to get ahead of this thing, let the audience know that WE know we've let them down. Then, we announce that we're bringing back "Mabel", the beloved nineteen-nineties sitcom. Boom! Crisis averted. My God, you're wonderful. Task: Make Springfielders Gather for a Meeting (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate) Task: Make Diane Avoid Blame [x5] (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate) Itchy, thank you for coming in. Let me say what a huge fan I am. Stabby stabby? Love it! Listen, how would you like your own one-hour weekday show on my network? You'd need to promise to stop the killing. Just until sweeps. Can Itchy's bandleader be Chris Daughtry? I'll set it up. He's a personal friend. System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 2 starts soon! Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20

Itching All Over

After completing The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 7: Task: Collect Foam Knives [x3000] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Injury Five-Oh

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 1

After completing The Itchy-Est Place on Earth Pt. 4 and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: It's getting a little dull in here. How about we build a second ride? We COULD do that. OR, we could make a slight, cost-effective improvement to our existing ride. That would be AMAZING! Gosh, there's nothing that excites us kids more than efficient park management! Your sarcasm is noted. Task: Craft Injury 500 Road Task: Place Injury 500 Road in Amusement Bonus Area WOW! YOU DID IT, MR. MAYOR! YOU MADE IT A TEENSY BIT BETTER! No criticizing the mayor until you're eighteen. Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 2

After completing Injury Five-Oh Pt. 1: Task: Reach 10% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 3

After completing Injury Five-Oh Pt. 2: Task: Reach 15% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Injury Five-Oh Pt. 4

After completing Injury Five-Oh Pt. 3: Task: Reach 20% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Bart's Injury 500 Go For a Ride Dialogue

After starting Bart's Go For a Ride job at Injury 500: I'm practicing a skill that will be obsolete in our fully-automated near future!

Act 2 Gameplay

Expensive Expansion

Expensive Expansion Pt. 1

After the user logs in on June 13th and tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark: Itchy not like being TV star. Spend all day schmoozing affiliates. Want stabby-stabby again. Itchy, we're in a critical phase of the park's development. We've got some amazing plans for new rides. What rides? I'll know as soon as the focus group comes up with them. Task: Make Itchy Be Confused by This Reality (8h) If the user has Diane: Task: Make Diane Run a Focus Group (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate) Task: Make Springfielders Focus Group New Rides [x10] (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate) For our park's next thrilling attraction, the focus group has chosen... a log ride! What? That's the most boring of all possible options! Never doubt focus groups. They're the reason my shows pull in over ten viewers a night. Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 2

After tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark: What if Itchy stand at end of log ride, and stab every other rider? That seem fresh. Interesting pitch. I'll let you know how I feel about it after the focus group weighs in. Itchy suspicious of corporate culture that produce people like you. Task: Unlock the Log Ride Task: Build Log Ride Task: Make Springfielders Staff Rides [x2] (4h, Injury 500, Log Ride or Zoominator) I give log ride five stars for fun. Zero stars for stabby-stabby. Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: And how are you enjoying Itchy & Scratchy Land, little girl? It's pretty good. But it needs a parade. We'll organize one immediately. Really? Just because an 8-year-old girl suggested it? Sweetie, I didn't rise to the top of the entertainment industry by having ideas of my own. Task: Unlock Parade Roller Task: Place Parade Roller Station Yes! A parade, I love parades! Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: When's the parade? When's the parade? When's the parade? Now these machines are extremely delicate and even the slightest... Parade! Parade! Parade! Task: Start the Parade Yes! Again! Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Expensive Expansion Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: I just tried to find a souvenir license plate with "Bart" on it, and nothing! What gives?! Well, "Bart" is a very unusual name. Is it a variation of "Bort"? We have lots of Bort plates. "Bort"? No one is named Bort. *laughs* What about President Bort Bortson? He was right after Lincoln. That's a lie! Probably. There are no "Borts"! Task: Unlock Bort System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 3 starts soon! Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20

Scratching That Itch

After completing Expensive Expansion Pt. 5: Task: Collect Inflatable Axes [x3500] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Going With the Flow

Going With the Flow Pt. 1

After completing Expensive Expansion Pt. 2 and tapping on Itchy's exclamation mark: Itchy, the ratings are in on the new log ride. It's a hit! Itchy only care about one number, Diane... Yes, well, I'm sorry to say there were zero deaths. *sigh* Itchy wondering what we doing here, Diane. We happy with okay? Or we want be GREAT? Hmm, I suppose we could add a LITTLE danger... Task: Craft Log Ride Plunge Task: Place Log Ride Plunge in Amusement Bonus Area Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Going With the Flow Pt. 2

After completing Going With the Flow Pt. 1: Task: Reach 30% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Going With the Flow Pt. 3

After completing Going With the Flow Pt. 2: Task: Reach 35% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Act 3 Gameplay

Jealousy Becomes Him

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 1

After the user logs in on June 27th and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: When I was young, I could go on rides all day. But now one spin and I just want to hurl. That's very common, Dad. Lots of older people find it prudent to stay off tilt-a-whirls, roller coasters- Roller coaster! That's what we need! The tallest, most stomach-sloshing roller coaster mankind has ever built, or ever will! But... it will make you sick. You'll be puking all over the place. WORTH IT. Task: Build the Zoominator Task: Make Springfielders Staff Rides [x2] (4h, Injury 500, Log Ride or Zoominator) Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: There sure are a lot of whiny kids at this family fun center. Well, you can't have a family without kids! Unless you choose to. Which sounds... pretty great, actually. If only there was an adults-only area, where we could indulge our wildest grownup fantasies. You mean... *whispers* What? Marge, I'm shocked! I just meant drinking booze. Task: Unlock Parents' Island Gate Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Are you having fun, Homer? Are you drunk enough? Can I get you another gin-and-cat's blood? You may. You may indeed. Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: There's a theme park based on Itchy & Scratchy, and I'm not getting royalties?! But that's my IP! I came up with it, by watching Tom & Jerry and changing the names. They can't just steal it from me... without first changing the names. Task: Make Krusty Investigate Itchy & Scratchy Land (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate) This place wouldn't exist if not for my show! Get ready to see something totally unheard of: an angry clown who occasionally wakes up in storm drains. Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Mr. Krustofsky, I'm afraid you have no legal claim to the profits from Itchy and Scratchy. Let me just consult my OTHER representation... Task: Unlock Corporal Punishment Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 5

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Corporal Punishment, I'm not making a dime off this park. And when I don't get paid, YOU don't get paid. I HAVE NOT BEEN PAID FOR MONTHS, SIR. Paying employees is not an exact science. Just go to the park and gently remind them I want money. In your own charmingly subtle way. I WILL TERMINATE THESE MAGGOTS WITH EXTREME SUBTLETY! Task: Make Corporal Punishment Get People in Line (4h, Itchy and Scratchy Land Gate) YOU ARE BEING SUBTLY REMINDED OF YOUR DEBT TO KRUSTY! THIS IS YOUR FINAL GENTLE WARNING! Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 6

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Was your mission successful, Corporal Punishment? How much cash did they fork over? I INFILTRATED THE PARK AGAINST TOKEN RESISTANCE AND SCREAMED YOUR DEMANDS AT ALL TODDLERS PRESENT. UNDER INTERROGATION, THE TODDLERS DENIED WITHHOLDING ROYALTIES FROM YOU. ONE KID RECOMMENDED YOU HIRE A LAWYER. I CAN CONFIRM IT WAS ADORABLE. Ugh. Just get out of here. I need to prepare for today's show. Task: Make Krusty Get Hammered (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) System Message You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors! Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20

Scratching Out

After completing Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 6: Task: Collect Rubber Chainsaws [x4000] Quest reward: 1/2/3

The Wildest Ride

The Wildest Ride Pt. 1

After completing Jealousy Becomes Him Pt. 1 and tapping on Diane's exclamation mark: Well, Bart, what do you think of our new coaster? More. I'm... not sure what that means. More what? More! You think it should be more... tall? Fast? Can you be specific? MORE! Okay, good notes. We'll get right on 'em. Task: Craft Zoominator Plunge Task: Place Zoominator Plunge in Amusement Bonus Area Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Wildest Ride Pt. 2

After completing The Wildest Ride Pt. 1: Task: Reach 45% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10

The Wildest Ride Pt. 3

After completing The Wildest Ride Pt. 2: Task: Reach 50% Amusement Bonus Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10