The Simpsons: Tapped Out Flanders Family Reunion content update/Premium Gameplay

Yard Sale Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on July 17th:
	Whatcha doing there neighboreno?
	Shut up, Flanders! Don't tell him, Marge.
	We're having a yard sale. There's just too much junk cluttering up the house.
	Where do you want this box?
	Shut up, whoever you are! Don't tell her, Marge.
System Message	Celebrate the Summer by buying some cool stuff! Coach Pommelhorst is available in the Yard Sale Mystery Box for a limited time only!

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark:
	This "high-traffic" area is the perfect place for our "herbal spinach" cart.
	So how come no one is stopping to buy?
	The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It's why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.
	Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!
	Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we'll need to wear sunglasses, too.
	Did someone say sunglasses?
	Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!
Task: Make Ned's Parents Try to Rope In Customers (8h, Herbal Spinach Cart, Nedward Flanders Sr.) Task: Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses (8h, Herbal Spinach Cart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark:
	Er-ah, "herbal spinach"? Is that some sort of salad?
	Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.
	That's very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.
	Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.
	Or eh, at least new lunches. How would you recommend I prepare your spinach?
	Baked, man. Definitely baked.
Task: Make Quimby Purchase "Herbal Spinach" (4h, Herbal Spinach Cart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark:
	A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you'd be selling your special "herbal spinach", I assumed you'd be more discreet about it.
	Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?
	If she's growing "herbal spinach", Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.
	Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?
	...
	Are you sure I wasn't adopted?
Task: Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents (8h, Herbal Spinach Cart) Task: Make Ned's Parents Dig in Their Heels (8h, Herbal Spinach Cart, Nedward Flanders Sr.)
	Well, if I can't talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don't do it in front of Rod and Todd.
	Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!
	We're helping! Yaaay!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark:
	It's the fuzz! Scatter!
	Whoah, whoah. You can't sell that stuff in Springfield!
	Why not? It's perfectly legal in this state, you know.
	It is? What state is this again?
	One where people have been using "herbal spinach" medicinally for years, man.
	All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law... I guess I should probably find out what the law is.
Task: Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book (4h, Herbal Spinach Cart) Task: Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law (1h, Herbal Spinach Cart)
	Well, there's nothing in my book that says it's illegal.
	See? We told you.
	Of course, there's nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either...
	You know what? I'm gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.
	Unjustly run in by the fuzz... I feel like a kid again!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark:
	Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I'm here to bail out my wayward parents.
	Don't forget your handsome cousin!
	Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let 'em rot in jail.
	And as MAYOR, I say selling "herbal spinach" is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!
	I also say, er-ah, it's like time is breathing... and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!
	I see you tried our product!
Task: Make Quimby Pardon Ned's Parents (1h, Police Station) Task: Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned (12h, Police Station)
	Now that we're back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal "herbal spinach".
	Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.
	Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn't hurt...
	I'm glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you're drinking.
	Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I'm not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

After tapping on Coach Pommelhorst's exclamation mark:
	Put your back into it you weaklings!
	At this rate I won't have any back left.
	I don't get this. The only thing we do in gym class anymore is lift boxes. And why does it last eight hours a day?
	To strengthen your quads. Or your core. Now get to work moving that piano!
Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Push Children Too Hard (1h, Retirement Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	This isn't gym class. You're just using us as unpaid laborers for your Starving Teachers Moving Company.
	Eh, it's both things.
	Well, we're not going to stand for it. We're going on strike!
	If you do, you'll get an incomplete.
	No, not that. I'll keep working.
Task: Make Coach Continue to Push Children (4h, Retirement Castle or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Grade Grub by Moving Boxes (4h, Retirement Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
	I'm all for child labor, but this is over the line.
	They aren't laboring, they're barely moving.
	Ow, my poor legs.
	You're only proving my point.
	Well, I'm not shutting this operation down without a fight!
Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Have a Pen Fight (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Coach Pommelhorst's exclamation mark:
	You put up a good fight, Skinner.
	The pen is mightier than the sword, I've been told. Although I don't see how that's possible.
	You have changed my mind, I will help the weak children move boxes.
	Do you even work here anymore?
Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Move Boxes (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Coach Pommelhorst's exclamation mark:
	That was the last of your stuff, sir. Is there anything else we can do for you?
	No, that's all. Thank you for your help.
	You're welcome. I just need to rest before we get going. passes out
	Is he going to be okay?
	He'll be fine, but he's failing my class for passing out on the job.
Task: Make Coach Pommelhorst Be Unforgiving (24h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20