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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cirque du Springfield content update/A Class Tact Gameplay

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A Class Tact[edit]

A Class Tact Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on February 27th:
Wiggum *chants* We want lions! We want lions!
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png We have no lions.
Comic Book Guy But you're a circus!
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png No. We are a cirque.
Wiggum I don't know what cirque means.
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png Neither do we. We just know everyone who works here does so willingly, and animals cannot make a choice.
Lisa Finally...a cultural awakening is happening in Springfield.
Sideshow Mel Just wait until Mr. Teeny finds out!
Skinner Just wait until the class guinea pig finds out!
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x115]
Task: Make Lisa Encourage a Cultural Awakening (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Wiggum Keep Waiting for Lions (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Comic Book Guy Pretend to Get It (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Krusty Check Mr. Teeny's Contract (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
If the user has Skinner: Task: Skinner Return the Class Guinea Pig (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Sea Captain Arrr, so ye's telling me that all those years I spent hunting the kraken was a waste?
Lisa Yes, hunting animals is wrong — mythological or otherwise.
Rev. Lovejoy But Lisa, the Good Book tells us that man is meant to have dominion over animals.
Lisa I believe the Good Book meant walking dogs with a leash...and NOT with a collar but a non-tug harness.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 2[edit]

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 1:
Mr. Burns That's it. Smithers, release the hounds!
Smithers I don't think attacking a little girl is the best way to express your emotions in this moment, sir.
Mr. Burns Attack? I meant release them into the wild.
Smithers Sir?!
Mr. Burns This girl has touched my heart and I can't stand the thought of my precious hounds being unhappily chained up when they're not mauling mailmen.
Smithers Very well. There they go.
Smithers And they're still mauling the mailman.
Mr. Burns But it's their choice. They're free!
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x155]
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Burns Release the Hounds (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Continue the Cultural Awakening (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Crazy Cat Lady Blauidiioeummmmaaah. *throws cat*
Lisa *catches cat* Wrong. We should be treating animals with dignity and respect. Not throwing them like dodgeballs.
Sea Captain Yar, can we throw them like lobster buoys into the sea?
Lisa No!
Rev. Lovejoy Bibles at demonic possessed teens?
Lisa Don't throw animals!
Mr. Burns But animals WANT to be thrown.
Lisa No, they don't. I'm not even sure stones or pillows like to be thrown.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 3[edit]

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png Lisa, ticket sales are through the roof and it's all thanks to you.
Lisa Me? All I did was give people a nudge. It was your circus that made people think differently.
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png Still, on behalf of Cirque de Puree, we'd like to make you an honorary member.
Lisa Thanks, but that's not necessary. I was just following my heart.
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png Did your heart mention that members get free cotton candy?
Lisa Really?! In that case, my heart says, "sign me up!"
Homer Me too!
Lisa Dad? What are you doing here?
Homer Um, well...cotton candy.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x115]
Task: Make Homer Eat Cotton Candy (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Wait for the Story (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Homer So then Bart kicked me out of the Burnsum and Bailey circus. He said I didn't have what it takes to be a real freak.
Lisa Bart is calling the shots at the freak show now?
Homer Burnsum put Bart in charge of "expanding profit margins". I was caught expanding waistline expenditures.
Lisa I'm sorry you got kicked out, but you wouldn't like the Puree circus. There are no animals here to drink with.
Homer But I'll do anything you say, Lisa. I realize the circus is changing and I want to be in the smart crowd for once in my life.
Lisa Well, maybe you could be in charge of safety regulations.
Homer Yes! Perfect! I may need some guidance on exactly what "safety" entails.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 4[edit]

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 3:
Marge Bart, I wanted to stop by and see how you're doing.
Bart Can't talk now. The Bearded Lady is out of conditioner, and she can be a real werewolf when that happens.
Tapped Out Burnsum Icon.png Your boy is a natural. Just the other day he introduced me to a homeless man that drinks kerosene. He'll make an excellent fire-breather.
Barney I'll drink the booze and you can light whatever breath comes outta me. *burps*
Marge Where's your father?
Bart He stole hippo juice and ran off.
Marge What's hippo juice? No, wait. I don't want to know.
Bart Mom, I gotta go. The Human Snail got into the whiskey cabinet again and it ain't pretty.
Marge I can't just leave you here unattended. *sigh* I guess I'll come work for this circus.
Bart Great. I get to work with my mom. Every boy's dream.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x115]
Task: Make Bart Hire Marge (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Reluctantly Come Aboard (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes)
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 5[edit]

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 4:
Marge I still can't believe your father left you here all alone.
Bart He jumped the Bart ship and climbed aboard with Lisa over at Cirque de Puree. Maybe we should pay them a..."surprise visit".
Marge Yes! We could bring them lunch.
Bart Not lunch. How about we prank them?
Marge We'll turn the lights off in the circus tent! Then turn them back on so no one even notices.
Bart Mom, I love you, but you should stay out of the pranking game.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x195]
Task: Make Bart Sabotage Cirque de Puree (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Task: Make Marge Tag Along (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes)
Tapped Out Cirque De Puree Ringmaster Icon.png And now gaze up at our fantastique high wire acrobats!
Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon.png
Wait, the wire is all slippery... *slides around* with...butter! *falls*
Bart Did you see the look on his face when he was falling, Mom? Awesome prank!
Marge When I agreed to let you use my cookie butter, I never expected it would grease high wires!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP