The Simpsons: Tapped Out Cirque du Springfield content update/A Class Tact Gameplay

A Class Tact

A Class Tact Pt. 1

After the user logs in on February 27th: *chants* We want lions! We want lions! We have no lions. But you're a circus! No. We are a cirque. I don't know what cirque means. Neither do we. We just know everyone who works here does so willingly, and animals cannot make a choice. Finally...a cultural awakening is happening in Springfield. Just wait until Mr. Teeny finds out! Just wait until the class guinea pig finds out! Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x115] Task: Make Lisa Encourage a Cultural Awakening (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) If the user has Wiggum: Task: Wiggum Keep Waiting for Lions (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Comic Book Guy Pretend to Get It (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) If the user has Krusty: Task: Krusty Check Mr. Teeny's Contract (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) If the user has Skinner: Task: Skinner Return the Class Guinea Pig (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) Arrr, so ye's telling me that all those years I spent hunting the kraken was a waste? Yes, hunting animals is wrong — mythological or otherwise. But Lisa, the Good Book tells us that man is meant to have dominion over animals. I believe the Good Book meant walking dogs with a leash...and NOT with a collar but a non-tug harness. Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 2

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 1: That's it. Smithers, release the hounds! I don't think attacking a little girl is the best way to express your emotions in this moment, sir. Attack? I meant release them into the wild. Sir?! This girl has touched my heart and I can't stand the thought of my precious hounds being unhappily chained up when they're not mauling mailmen. Very well. There they go. And they're still mauling the mailman. But it's their choice. They're free! Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x155] If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Burns Release the Hounds (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Continue the Cultural Awakening (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) Blauidiioeummmmaaah. *throws cat* *catches cat* Wrong. We should be treating animals with dignity and respect. Not throwing them like dodgeballs. Yar, can we throw them like lobster buoys into the sea? No! Bibles at demonic possessed teens? Don't throw animals! But animals WANT to be thrown. No, they don't. I'm not even sure stones or pillows like to be thrown. Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 3

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 2: Lisa, ticket sales are through the roof and it's all thanks to you. Me? All I did was give people a nudge. It was your circus that made people think differently. Still, on behalf of Cirque de Puree, we'd like to make you an honorary member. Thanks, but that's not necessary. I was just following my heart. Did your heart mention that members get free cotton candy? Really?! In that case, my heart says, "sign me up!" Me too! Dad? What are you doing here? Um, well...cotton candy. Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x115] Task: Make Homer Eat Cotton Candy (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Wait for the Story (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) So then Bart kicked me out of the Burnsum and Bailey circus. He said I didn't have what it takes to be a real freak. Bart is calling the shots at the freak show now? Burnsum put Bart in charge of "expanding profit margins". I was caught expanding waistline expenditures. I'm sorry you got kicked out, but you wouldn't like the Puree circus. There are no animals here to drink with. But I'll do anything you say, Lisa. I realize the circus is changing and I want to be in the smart crowd for once in my life. Well, maybe you could be in charge of safety regulations. Yes! Perfect! I may need some guidance on exactly what "safety" entails. Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 4

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 3: Bart, I wanted to stop by and see how you're doing. Can't talk now. The Bearded Lady is out of conditioner, and she can be a real werewolf when that happens. Your boy is a natural. Just the other day he introduced me to a homeless man that drinks kerosene. He'll make an excellent fire-breather. I'll drink the booze and you can light whatever breath comes outta me. *burps* Where's your father? He stole hippo juice and ran off. What's hippo juice? No, wait. I don't want to know. Mom, I gotta go. The Human Snail got into the whiskey cabinet again and it ain't pretty. I can't just leave you here unattended. *sigh* I guess I'll come work for this circus. Great. I get to work with my mom. Every boy's dream. Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x115] Task: Make Bart Hire Marge (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Task: Make Marge Reluctantly Come Aboard (4h, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes) Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

A Class Tact Pt. 5

After completing A Class Tact Pt. 4: I still can't believe your father left you here all alone. He jumped the Bart ship and climbed aboard with Lisa over at Cirque de Puree. Maybe we should pay them a..."surprise visit". Yes! We could bring them lunch. Not lunch. How about we prank them? We'll turn the lights off in the circus tent! Then turn them back on so no one even notices. Mom, I love you, but you should stay out of the pranking game. Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows [x195] Task: Make Bart Sabotage Cirque de Puree (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) Task: Make Marge Tag Along (4h, Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes) And now gaze up at our fantastique high wire acrobats! Wait, the wire is all slippery... *slides around* with...butter! *falls* Did you see the look on his face when he was falling, Mom? Awesome prank! When I agreed to let you use my cookie butter, I never expected it would grease high wires! Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP