The Simpsons: Tapped Out Abe's in Toyland content update/Premium Gameplay

A Father's Father's Father

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 1

After tapping on Old Tut's exclamation mark: Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression. I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am. Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts? Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you. I can teach you the basics...but it's going to cost you a lot of money. What luck! That's exactly what I'm made of. Task: Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil (4h, Universal Panacea) Task: Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes (4h, Universal Panacea) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor. I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises. How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds. Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut's cruelty, they joined his team. Time for your next lesson, Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs. It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee. Task: Make Old Tut Release the Hounds (4h, Universal Panacea) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3

After tapping on Hans Moleman's exclamation mark: Do you have the time? Indeed I do. I'm known for the accuracy of my pocket watch. *checks pocket watch* Damn it, it's not working. It's never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch* I'm afraid time has stopped for you... permanently. So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch? Task: Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch (4h, Benches) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Father's Father's Father Pt. 4

After tapping on Old Tut's exclamation mark: Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It's nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from? The Highlands. I'm from the Lowlands! It's a fight to the death. *rips off shirt* With nothin' but our bare hands... And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe* Task: Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage (12h) You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie. You're not half bad yourself for an old timer. Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip. Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I'll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots. For a Scotsman, that means you really like me. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Springfield Cuisine Tour

Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 1

After tapping on Abbey's exclamation mark: Hey Homer! It's me, your half-sister Abbey from across the pond. I came with my mother. We're both looking for our lost American loves. She wants to find your father, Abe. I want to find donuts. You've come to the right man. I'll teach you everything there is to know about donuts. You've heard of pub crawls? We are going on a donut stagger. My hero! Task: Make Homer Teach Abbey About Donuts (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Abbey Enjoy Donuts (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 2

After tapping on Abbey's exclamation mark: Wow! I've never had so many different fried pastries. Donuts, crullers, bear claws, fritters, funnel cake, hush puppies... Don't forget my favorite: the bits of dough left behind at the bottom of the deep fryer. I have one question. The donut has a hole. But what happened to the thing that was in the hole? That is a very deep question. Task: Make Abbey Think About Donuts (4h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Homer Ponder Donut Holes (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 3

After tapping on Abbey's exclamation mark: Thank you, Homer, for teaching me that there is so much more to fried dough than the simple donut. But I think I need to take a break from stuffing myself with sweet pastries. Do you know where I can stuff myself with a pizza? Absolutely. All we have to do is place an order online. Somehow. Task: Make Homer Play With His myPad (45s) Task: Make Abbey Play With Her myPad (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 4

After tapping on Edwina's exclamation mark: Abbey, my dear daughter, what in the name of God have you been doing with your half-brother Homer? You're twice the size you were when we came to America. I thought you came here to get away from stuffing yourself with roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Yorkshire pudding? What's that? What's Yorkshire pudding? Only the best fat-soaked dough you've ever had. Fat-soaked dough. Sounds totally different from donuts. Teach me everything, Abbey. Task: Make Abbey Teach Simpsons About Yorkshire Pudding (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make the Simpsons Eat Yorkshire Pudding [x3] (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

What Makes a Mannequin

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 1

After tapping on Aaron Burr's exclamation mark: The science of animatronics has finally reached its apex. I, animatronic Aaron Burr, have achieved consciousness! No greater achievement is possible. Now to leave this Hall of Animatronic Vice Presidents, and see how the America I helped create has turned out. Take me with you! I mean, why am I even in here? I should be in the Hall of Presidents! Yeah, you being there just doesn't feel right. Task: Make Aaron Burr Come to Life (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 2

After tapping on Aaron Burr's exclamation mark: Truly, America has become great during the two hundred years between me being alive and me being an animatronic robot. Horseless carriages, fireless candles... Although the country appears to have been invaded by wheezing, big-nosed dough-balls. This is why I don't talk to strangers. Task: Make Aaron Burr Learn About America (4h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Animatronic Burr. Your predecessor Vice President Burr has quite a reputation. I'm sure they say wonderful things about me. Actually, according to the musical Hamilton, you're a violent jerk. Violent? Me? What a silly thing to say. Just for that insult, I challenge you to a duel! Shall we say pistols at dawn? Slingshots at recess. Task: Make Aaron Burr Practice Duelling (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 4

After tapping on Aaron Burr's exclamation mark: I congratulate you, Bart. Your slingshot stone has left a large dent in the center of my forehead. While my errant shot seems to have broken a window in your elementary school. You'll have to pay for that window. Alas, I have not a penny to my name. Can I work off my debt by teaching your students history? I can't take the chance you'd teach them something that's not in our textbooks. But we do need a school nurse. Milhouse here has a bloody nose. Perfect. I've got a cure from the time of the Revolution that always works. Witch hazel and fresh snow down the pants. Task: Make Aaron Burr Nurse School Children (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Krusty Evangelist Hour

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: Have you heard the news? That Jesus is our savior? Even better news: I'm a Christian now! Wonderful! Since I'm the world's most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show. I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face? I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar. Sounds hilarious. We'll call you if we need you. Task: Make Christian Krusty Have Communion (4h) Task: Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2

After tapping on Sophie Krustofsky's exclamation mark: Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad? Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment? *praying with rosary beads* I know it's hard to deal with a clown that's been saved. But I can't help loving Jesus! Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren't funny. Task: Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up (4h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3

After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark: Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community. Now, have you heard about "tithing"? That's a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income. Ten percent! That's what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies? I'm afraid not. Well, don't feel bad. Neither can my agent. Task: Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie. Too many rules for you, Dad? Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die. That's a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller. Task: Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion (4h, Krusty Burger) Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty. Tell me he didn't become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face. Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon. Quest reward: 200 and 20