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Snake Charmer is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Breakout Bounty content update. It requires Wolf the Bounty Hunter to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark
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Snake, for a bad guy you're not such a bad guy. I've captured and brought you back to jail so many times, I started putting it in my iCal.
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Well as one of my mom's boyfriends always said, if you're not gonna steal every day, you may as well not steal at all.
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But how do you always manage to escape from jail so quickly?
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...which would probably land me back in jail. Pretty ironic, huh.
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Yup. Life's funny that way. At least that's what it says on the dagger tattoo on my bicep.
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Speaking of biceps, how do you stay so ripped?
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The key is working out whenever you have a few minutes. So, I just work out with whatever is at hand.
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Task: "Make Wolf Work Out With Criminals". The job takes 4 hours.
If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake Be Impressed". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Shapes, Old Scratch's Gym, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Well, here we are back at the police station.
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Honey, we're home.
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Well, if it isn't the prodigal son and his bounty hunter.
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Sorry, did the prodigal son have a bounty hunter?
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Yeah, I'm not sure that parable really works here, Chief.
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Alright, alright. Just book him.
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If you had said Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert, or Al Capone and Eliot Ness, I think we'd all get on board.
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Mm-hmm.
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That makes way more sense.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark
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So, we meet again!
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Other than death and taxes, your dedication to crime is one of the only things left a man can truly count on in this crazy, mixed up world.
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I hear you. That's why I took up golf. It's like the one thing besides crime that helps me drown out all the noise.
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Golf, huh? I didn't take you for the country club type.
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Oh, I love country clubs. I hit the links and then I hit all the members.
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Two birds, one stone.
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Exactly. Hey, why don't we play a round before you turn me in?
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Task: "Make Wolf "Play Golf"". The job takes place at Golf Course, Mini Golf Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake "Play Golf"". The job takes place at Golf Course, Mini Golf Castle, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You know, I may have a way for you to drum up more business that could be mutually beneficial.
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I don't want to hear it.
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It would mean having more bounties than a self-employed, tooth-necklaced bail enforcement agent could ever fathom.
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I'm listening...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark
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Wolf, we need to have a talk about one of our prisoners.
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Oh yeah? Which one, Chief?
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Jake Snailbird.
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You mean...Snake Jailbird?
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*looks at clipboard* Sure. We were auditing our records and it seems he's escaped ninety-seven times in the last six months.
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Whoa, that's a lot of escapes.
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And you've caught him and collected the bounty every time.
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Well, I'm very good at my job.
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What's funny is Snake always escapes prison the very same day you visit your mother there.
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Well, I definitely didn't bring him cakes with files in them, if that's where this is going.
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Indeed, that is where this was going. But good to know you didn't do that. Someone get Robert Stack on the phone 'cause this is one unsolved mystery.
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Task: "Make Wolf Breathe a Sigh of Relief". The job takes place at Bail Bonds and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Remain Oblivious". The job takes place at Bail Bonds, Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Man, that was close. Good thing that dude is about as sharp as a golf ball.
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I'm starting to feel the heat, Snake. I don't think we can do this anymore.
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*sigh* I suppose even Wiggum is bound to catch on eventually.
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One more round of golf for old times' sake?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark
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Well, it looks like we're back to meeting up every few months. And by meeting up, I mean arresting you.
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It was fun while it lasted. What are you gonna do without all the extra bounties?
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No clue. Probably take a job as a cooler in the rowdiest bar this side of the Mason-Dixon Line, busting heads and waging war against a corrupt local businessman.
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That sounds awfully similar to the plot of the movie Road House.
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Never seen it.
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Hmm...what if there was a way to put a lot more criminals on the street...wait for it, and you could catch them?
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Task: "Make Wolf Make a Plan". The job takes 4 hours.
If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake Interrupt Wolf's Explanation". The job takes place at Bail Bonds, Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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...and then after I break out, I send an email to the rest of C Block telling them how to escape. You'll be up to your mullet in sweet sweet bounties.
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Not sure, releasing a bunch of violent criminals out into the streets sounds risky.
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If by risky you mean awesome, I concur.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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