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Sassy Madison Train Tag

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Sassy Madison Train Tag
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Sassy Madison
Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Selma Bouvier
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Abraham Simpson
Length: 1:04
Writer(s): Lyrics: Michael Price
Music: Alf Clausen
Appearance(s): "Dangers on a Train"

"Sassy Madison Train Tag" is a song sung by Sassy Madison, the Simpsons family (including the Grandpa) and Selma Bouvier. The song appeared during the final credits.


Sassy Madison:
Marge was feeling lonely and bored
Every night she was ignored
But when Marge went boo-hoo
I was building a choo-choo
And love conquered all
With a train from the mall
Sassy Madison:
So that very same night
Ben went back on the site
And he lined up a date
With SelmaóBó88
She said that she's smokin'
Selma Bouvier:
And I wasn't jokin'
Find love on the net
You deserve what you get
Three awesome kids and a life of regret
Abraham Simpson:
And now it's time for Grampa's song!
Down by the old
Not the new, but the old...
Mill stream
Not the river, but the stream.
Where I first...
Not the second or the...