Sassy Madison Train Tag

Sassy Madison Train Tag

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Characters: Sassy Madison Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Selma Bouvier Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Abraham Simpson Length: 1:04 Writer(s): Lyrics: Michael Price Music: Alf Clausen Appearance(s): "Dangers on a Train"

"Sassy Madison Train Tag" is a song sung by Sassy Madison, the Simpson family (including Grampa) and Selma Bouvier. The song appeared during the final credits.

Lyrics

Sassy Madison:

Marge was feeling lonely and bored

Every night she was ignored

Homer:

But when Marge went boo-hoo

I was building a choo-choo

Homer/Marge:

And love conquered all

With a train from the mall

Sassy Madison:

So that very same night

Ben went back on the site

And he lined up a date

With SelmaóBó88

She said that she's smokin'

Selma Bouvier:

And I wasn't jokin'

Marge:

Find love on the net

Homer:

You deserve what you get

Bart/Lisa:

Three awesome kids and a life of regret

Abraham Simpson:

And now it's time for Grampa's song!

Down by the old

Not the new, but the old...

Mill stream

Not the river, but the stream.

Where I first...

Not the second or the...

Appearances

• Episode – "Dangers on a Train"

Season 24 songs
"The Ballad of Cylinder Head" • "Two-Step Heart (AKA "Ticker Beats Quicker")‎" • "Home Is Where the Bart Is" • "Spuckler Bossa Nova" • "Ode to Forgiveness" • "High to Be Loathed" • "Four Best Friends" • "Sassy Madison Theme Song" • "Sassy Madison Train Tag"