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Sassy Madison Theme Song

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Sassy Madison Theme Song
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Song Information
Length: 0:24
Writer(s): Lyrics: Michael Price
Music: Alf Clausen
Appearance(s): "Dangers on a Train"

"Sassy Madison Theme Song" is a song in a commercial of Sassy Madison

Lyrics[edit]

Sassy Madison:
Kelly was at the end of her wits.
Her husband was truly the pits.
Her relationship spousal,
Had zero arousal.
Then she watched this commercial.
And found herself Herschel.
Thanks to SassyMadison.com.

Appearances[edit]