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Spuckler Bossa Nova

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"Spuckler Bossa Nova"
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Song Information
Singers: Zooey Deschanel
Characters: Mary Spuckler
Writer(s): Music: Zooey Deschanel
Lyrics: Tim Long
Appearance(s): "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"

"Spuckler Bossa Nova" is a song by Mary Spuckler.


Mary Spuckler:
I broke up with a fella
But I ain't grieving
He was much too proud
Of underachieving
I can't believe I liked him
I must have been blind
He wasn't so smart or handsome
Or kind
Every moment with that boy
Was totally horrid
And I can't even tell where his hair meets his forehead
Why did I buy her that rhyming dictionary?
Mary Spuckler:
My eyes are wide open
Now I see his warts
I wish him well, down in hell
Where he'll eat his own shorts.
Mary Spuckler:
It just poured out of me like venom from a snake.