| Rutterball
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Rutterball is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pin Pals content update. It requires Pin Pal Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Pin Pal Homer's exclamation mark
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Alright guys, are you ready to bowl?
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I was born ready! And also with eleven toes.
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All that extra traction – it's an unfair advantage!
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| Task: "Make Pin Pal Homer Bowl With Style". The job takes place at a Bowling Lane and takes 8 hours.
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And Homer wins again!
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Nice job. I'm just glad you finally found something you're good at.
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What do you mean? I'm good at all kinds of stuff. Eating, drinking, sleeping.
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I think you're just naming the processes that keep you alive.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Pin Pal Homer's exclamation mark
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Marge, do I have any skills, or is bowling really the only thing I'm good at?
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You're good at lots of things! You've been an astronaut, a farmer, a clown, a boxer, a mayor, a beer baron, a missionary, and a conceptual artist.
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I mean a real thing. Like juggling or karaoke or always having the perfect comeback.
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Sorry Dad, you stink at everything.
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Oh yeah, well, I know you are but what was me? WHAT WAS ME??
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Task: "Make Pin Pal Homer Seek Solace in Alcohol". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Serve Up Some Consolation". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
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You're looking down today, Homer.
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I just get the feeling lately like I can't do anything for anyone.
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Sorry, I meant literally. Could you check the floor for loose peanuts? I gotta refill the jar.
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And lemme know if you plan to drink yourself to death, cause you gotta pay in advance for that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pin Pal Homer's exclamation mark
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Booze didn't cheer me up. Maybe an impulse buy will?
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That's as American a line of reasoning as I've ever heard. And have I got a deal for you.
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It's a handy multi-tool - it can do just about anything! Satisfaction guaranteed!
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Great, even the crap Gil's selling is more useful than me. Now I'm more dissatisfied than ever.
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Everyone is when they shop with Gil!
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| Task: "Make Pin Pal Homer Sink Further Into Despair". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
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Guess I'll just have to get used to being a one-trick pony.
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Better than being a no-trick pony, like the one I rented for my daughter's birthday party.
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Two months salary to watch it eat my lawn. That's not how you win her back, Gil!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pin Pal Homer's exclamation mark
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Maybe that pathetic loser Gil is onto something.
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You could at least wait for me to walk away.
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Sure, I may only be good at one thing. But if I can find someone impressionable enough to be impressed, it can mean a lot.
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*suck* *suck*
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| Task: "Make Pin Pal Homer Take Maggie Bowling". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley or Barney's Bowlarama and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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