| Recipe for Criticism
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Recipe for Criticism is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2018 content update. It requires Minnie to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark
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That Taste of Springfield festival inspired me!
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If those bozos can make a living cooking food, so can I!
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Marge taught me how to stir, but there's gotta be more to it than that...
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No, it's mostly stirring. And some slopping. And lots of yelling at people to eat the food.
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Yeah, but you're not making the big bucks.
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I'll learn to cook from the same place I get my medical treatment: the Internet.
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| Task: "Make Minnie Learn to Cook". The job takes 4 hours.
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Cooking is a hassle. I've got flour all over my face and I wasn't even cooking with it!
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I need to try a different approach.
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I'll become a chef the Szyslak way.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Please, you've got to teach me about being a chef.
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Me? It's been years since I touched a pan...and that was to smack Julia Child when she got handsy during a segment on Carson.
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Exactly! You don't cook, yet your name's on everything from the burgers to the toilet paper.
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That's cause they're made from the same stuff.
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All right, I'll teach you everything I know!
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Place Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Krusty teach Minnie About the Restaurant Business". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes.
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Wow, that really didn't take long at all.
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Like, a shockingly short amount of time.
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Turns out I don't really know anything.
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You're worthless!
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Hey! Now you're getting the hang of running a restaurant! Screaming at people who are trying their best!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark
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Stupid online lessons and know-nothing clown.
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I just want to bring people joy through food, which I hate and have no passion for! Why is this so hard?!
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Why don't you try some of my pasta? Best in town!
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Wow, this takes my mind off my troubles... and puts it on how bad this pasta is!
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But... it's my momma's secret recipe!
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She taught me you poke holes in the plastic before you put it in the microwave.
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| Task: "Make Minnie Leave a Bad Online Review". The job takes place at Luigi's or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Wow, telling that guy his food is terrible really picked up my spirits.
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Although I do feel bad about badmouthing his dear old mother on the Internet...
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Because she doesn't go online, so she won't know how bad I trashed her!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark
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Man, my post about Luigi's is blowing up faster than The Hindenburg...
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...that German restaurant I also trashed online.
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Face it: I was never gonna be a master chef. Cooking just isn't a skill I was born with.
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But tearing down people's dreams with my words?
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I'm a natural!
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| Task: "Make Minnie Become a Social Media Food Critic". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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I thought I'd be good at this, but I never dreamed I'd be great.
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Unfortunately I'm too great. The restaurants I reviewed all went out of business.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark
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What will I do now? I don't know how to cook, I can't trash other people's cooking...
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Guess my career in the food business is over.
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Good riddance! When momma catches up with you, she's gonna drive you outta town!
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Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!
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Don't hurt momma, she's-a all talk!
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No, I'm going to get a job driving around making food deliveries!
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| Task: "Make Minnie Work For A Food Delivery App". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours.
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This is great! I get to eat all the loose french fries I want, infuriate people by being late...
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And when I'm bored, I'll screw up people's orders on purpose.
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I love the food biz!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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