| Mr. Mean Guy
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Mr. Mean Guy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2018 content update. It requires the Mattress King Warehouse to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark
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All right, who's up for a game of poker?
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We're watching Matlock.
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Matlock?! I'm super old and even I don't remember what that is.
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Can't we switch it to something more exciting? There's a boxing match on.
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I'll box your ears if you don't pipe down.
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Bring it!
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| Task: "Make Morty Get in a Fight". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That's the third time this week you've given an adult diaper wedgie.
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I was just helping him adjust his pants!
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I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
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Fine, who needs this dump anyway.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark
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Good riddance! Who needs ya!
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Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
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They're a bunch of walking corpses!
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Yeah, walking corpses who don't make trouble.
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I ain't goin' back there!
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Well you can't live with me. You're gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
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Ah, crap in your hat!
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| Task: "Make Morty Refine His Social Skills". The job takes place at the Mattress King Warehouse and takes 24 hours.
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Well, Dad, what have you learned?
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That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
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Great! I think you're ready to go on a job interview!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 2
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So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
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Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men's leisurewear store.
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Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
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So you're planning on doing nothing?
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No, I'll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
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You're hired!
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| Task: "Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire". The job takes place at the Mattress King Warehouse and takes 12 hours.
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How'd your first day of work go, Dad?
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Great! Until I got fired.
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How do you get fired on your first day?!
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Apparently you're not allowed to drink on the job.
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They don't even have liquor there!
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But the cologne has a hell of a kick!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark
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I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
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That wasn't a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
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You're wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
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You're coming downtown.
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Well, at least I'll have a roof over my head for the night.
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Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there's a giant hole in it.
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Task: "Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station".
Task: "Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
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Look, I don't think this living arrangement is working out.
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You never do the dishes, you're always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
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Just give me till the end of the week.
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You gotta go!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark
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You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
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The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
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Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
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A place to stay?!
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How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?
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| Task: "Make Morty Give Up". The job takes place at the Mattress King Warehouse and takes 60 minutes.
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I can't do it anymore.
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I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
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Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
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All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I'll have a real nice bed!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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