Radioactive Man Action Figure/Quotes
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- Milhouse Van Houten: There’s no way I can wait until 2001 to see this movie! Curse my pre-adolescent need for instant gratification!
- Bart: I just hope we haven’t outgrown our love of generic action flicks by then.
- Bart: The first and only item up for bid is this classic Radioactive Man action figure with glow-in-the-dark lightning bolt. Get out your lunch money ’cause the bidding starts at ten dollars!
- Milhouse: [whispering] But, Bart, how can you part with it?
- Martin Prince: I must have it! When it is available in stores, I did not fully appreciate the appeal of a hero who disarms the villain with his might and the audience with his mighty wit. I bid $10.
- Bart: [whispering] Just look at it. It’s so normal and boring.
- Lewis Clark: I want it, too. I bid $15!
- Martin: Forty dollars is all that I have left of the prize money I won in the Junior Genome Project competition in which I isolated the gene that makes your bottom itchy!
- Lewis: Well, forty dollars is all that I have left of the money my parents gave me to keep my finger out of my nose!
- Jimbo Jones: Here, geeks, fight for it.
- Nelson Muntz: Ha ha! Nerds fighting over a dolly.
- Comic Book Guy: Is that the now classic, original Radioactive Man action figure with glow-in-the-dark lightning bolt? Too bad it’s in such worthless condition. I would pay up to, and including, $500 for a good one.
- Bart: D'oh!
