| Portuguese Flotsam
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Portuguese Flotsam is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Shiver Me Barnacles content update. It requires Fausto to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark
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Springfield, eh? It's a nice enough place, I guess. Excuse me, do you know where I can find a coffee shop around here?
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You can't ask me for directions. I'm Chief of Police Clancy Wiggum. You new folks moving in and taking our jobs don't even bother learning who's who around here, eh?
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Err...
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Task: "Make Fausto Nervously Talk to Wiggum". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Blather On". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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And the least you could do is run a donut shop! We've only got seven or eight of those, that's not nearly enough!
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Can I leave now?
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I apologize sir, he just gets really fired up when talking about donuts.
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You're free to go.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark
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Hey, how's it goin', pal? What brings you to my humble abode?
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I'm just here for an ice-cold beer. I heard good things about this place.
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Well, that's great because this joint of mine is a town staple. Everybody loves coming to Moe's.
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Is everything okay?
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Well, you see, it's no big deal but I thought you might be from the health department.
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The health department? No, no. I'm a fisherman.
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Phew! Thank goodness. This place has had a bit of a rat problem lately.
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Rat problem? No thank you. I think I'll go somewhere else for my drink.
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Task: "Make Fausto Leave Moe's With a Beer To-Go". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, Joe's Tavern, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Capture Some of His Rat's Fausto". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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May I assist you in finding something?
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I'm looking for the first issue of "Watchmen". Do you have it?
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I do have it, but I'll have to charge you a pretty penny as it is extremely rare.
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Hmm, how much?
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How about this? If I ask you a series of questions and you get them right, I'll give it to you for free.
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I'm game.
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Who drew the cover of "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"?
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Lynn Varley.
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Correct! But that question was too easy. How about this one: What is the significance of the number 12 in "12-Cent Archie"?
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Trick question! The significance of that is merely that 12 cents were the cost of buying a comic...
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Final question, what writer and artist team created the award-winning series "Sandman"?
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Neil Gaiman and Sam Kieth.
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Correct? How is that possible?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, Senhor?
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Si?
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You are new here, no?
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Si, my ship just pulled in a few days ago.
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I'd be happy to show you around.
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Task: "Make Fausto Get Shown Around Springfield". The job takes place at Filthy Angels Orphanage, Orphanages, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Ronaldo is owned: Task: "Make Ronaldo Give Fausto the Tour". The job takes place at Filthy Angels Orphanage and takes 4 hours.
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It's strange how there seem to be at least three or four times as many restaurants as houses.
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Si, the city is designed as if by a drunken child. But it's good! Many places to work, and you can't ever get thrown out!
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...ever?
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Ever!
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Maravilhas!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark
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Well, there is one bit of bad news.
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There always is.
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While you can't ever get thrown out, there are several jails and you can get thrown in there if there's nothing else for you to do.
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Of course there are. And since fishing season is over, I've got nothing to do for several months.
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Did my ears deceive me, or did ye say you're looking for work?
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Ai! Where'd you come from?
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I'd get used to people popping up when dramatically appropriate. It's quite common here.
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I've got a job for you. With the new Squidport expansion, we need people to advertise all of our new businesses and attractions.
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I'm not going to like where this ends up, am I?
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| Task: "Make Fausto Advertise the Squidport". The job takes 4 hours.
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Oh my God, did you see that guy walking around with the Squidport advertisement? Talk about gross!
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*sigh*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Fausto's exclamation mark
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Well, I've finished embarrassing myself for the day. Time to relax.
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Now if only I knew what to do with myself. I've always just been the guy who flicked a knife all day.
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| Task: "Make Fausto Find a New Thing". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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