  
One Tough Cookie
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| One Tough Cookie
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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One Tough Cookie is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Northward Bound content update. It requires Cookie to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark
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Lisa, it's an emergency, ya gots ta help me! It's yer father!
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Oh jeez, should I call an ambulance? I have Dr. Hibbert on speed dial.
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No, nothin' like that. He cleaned out my wagon and now there's nothin' to serve at the Lazy I Ranch tonight. What am I gonna do?
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Well, if it's ingredients you need, I recommend the Quick & Fresh.
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Bless you, child. Does your father go there?
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It has "Fresh" in its name, so...no.
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Good. Now I just needs to decide on corn pone or wheat pone.
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Oh, I think they're fully stocked with all the pones.
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| Task: "Make Cookie Go to Quick & Fresh". The job takes place at Quick & Fresh, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark
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Whaddya mean you don't have any canned beans? Yer a grocer, ain't ya?
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I'm sorry, sir, but all of our beans come fresh and weighed to order. That's why we're Quick & FRESH!
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Son, I ain't got the time for all that. I need to whip me up a batch of cowboy beans tonight and I's in a hurry. So just tell me what kinda beans y'all got.
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Well...we've got flageolet, anasazi, appaloosa, bayo, Jacob's Cattle...
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Oh, thank goodness. You get your friend Jacob to ring me up one'a them cattle, if ya don't mind.
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Um, we don't have any actual cattle, sir. Jacob's Cattle is a type of bean.
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Don't you go givin' me no lip! I know the differ'nce 'twixt beef and beans!
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I'm going to call my manager.
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He better be named Jacob!
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And grab me some molasses and hardtack while yer fetchin' them thar cattle.
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If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Get His Manager". The job takes place at Quick & Fresh, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cookie Wait for His Cattle". The job takes place at Quick & Fresh, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark
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I give up. Ain't no way I'ma feedin' everyone tonight with no beans.
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You can't give up now. The chuckwagon cookout — and the show — must go on!
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You really believe in my cookin' that much, kid?
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Not at all, but if my mom has to cook tonight, she's gonna make me do a bunch of chores, so it's in both our interests that this hootenanny gets going.
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But where'm I gonna find the ingredients I need?
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Have you tried the Kwik-E-Mart?
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The Kwik-E-Mart? Does every store in this town have "quick" in the name?
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Speed's the name of the game in this modern world.
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Well...
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I suppose...
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Ya got...
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A point there—
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Great! While you're there, pick me up a Squishee. And hurry!
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Task: "Make Cookie Go to the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Continue Avoiding Chores". The job takes place at the Lazy I Ranch, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark
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Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart. How may I help you today, sir?
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How many vats of biscuit lard can ya spare?
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I'm so sorry, sir, but we only have unrendered lard.
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That'll do. Where's it at?
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Directly under the hot dog roller.
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That thar smells like some high-quality lard. I'll take it all.
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Most certainly! Such a large purchase entitles you to a complimentary Jerky Squishee.
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Dang if I don't love me a good jerky, so, thank ye kindly.
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Task: "Make Cookie Go on a Sugar Rush". The job takes 4 hours.
If Apu is owned: Task: "Make Apu Say "Thank You, Come Again Kindly"". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cookie's exclamation mark
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Yee-haw! This Squishee is the greatest!
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Yeah, I know, you've told me like a hundred times in the past hour. We're getting kinda hungry, though. Are you gonna start cooking soon?
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Just as soon as this Squishee wears off and I stop having the shakes. *takes another drink*
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The Squishee is not gonna wear off unless you stop drinking it. And speaking of, you didn't even get me one.
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Now, now, quit yer belly-achin'. I did get ya one!
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You did?
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Yep. And then I drank it. Now c'mon, let's get to dancin'!
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Task: "Make Cookie Dance". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Ask to Go Home and Do Chores". The job takes place at the Lazy I Ranch, a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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What in tarnation? Where am I?
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Out back behind the ranch. Here's your clothes, you took 'em off during one of your dance routines.
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Ugh, why do I hurt all over?
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Probably on account of me poking you with this stick.
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*shouting* Pay up, Dad! I poked him over a hundred times before he woke up!
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Oh no! The guests! Did they ever get fed?
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Nah. Everyone left and went to the Krusty Burger.
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I guess that's it for my days at the ranch.
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I'm gonna have to find a new job...
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And a new place to live...
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And a new display case for my ten James Beard Awards...
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On the plus side, you helped me win my poking bet!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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