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Milhouse's Dreamhouse/Quotes

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Lisa: I do hope Milhouse gets home soon! Dinners is almost ready.
Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa! I'm home! I would have been home sooner, but I had to fight 100 ninjas again. You know how Mondays can be.
Lisa: 100 ninjas?! You must be starving!
Milhouse: Mac & cheese hamburgers! Cool! I thought I was lucky just to come home to you!
Lisa: I'm lucky to be married to a secret agant!
Milhouse: It's a tough job, but somebody has to—huh'?
Sound: Roar!
Lisa: Gasp!
Sound: Bam! Crunch!
Lisa: A giant monster! What ever shall we do?!
Milhouse: Piece of cake, my dear Lisa!
Sound: Blar! Blash!
Radioactive Man: Have no fear, Radioactive Man is here!
Duffman: Duffman will take care of that gnarly creature, oh yeah!
McBain: Step aside clowns, McBain will cut this big lizard clown to size.
Milhouse: Sheesh, won't these guys even learn I can handle these situations?
Lisa: Go get 'em!
Radioactive Man: Arg!
Sound: Smack!
Duffman: Oof!
Sound: Sack!
McBain: Ouch!
Sound: Punch!
Milhouse: Heeee yah! Now that they're out of the way, time to show this giant doofus who's in charge here!
Luann Van Houten: Milhouse!
Milhouse: Aw man!
Luann: Milhouse, the bus is here! Move it!
Milhouse: *Sigh* coming mom.