  
I'll Flip the Burger and Melt Cheese With You
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| I'll Flip the Burger and Melt Cheese With You
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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I'll Flip the Burger and Melt Cheese With You is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Food Wars content update. It requires Fast Food Grampa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Gee whiz, I can barely find any employees to flip my burgers. What gives?
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I don't know, sir. Who wouldn't want to be on their feet for eight hours a day for low pay, an unpredictable work schedule, and no benefits except for free burgers?
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Aw, quit your belly-achin'!
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I wish I could, but I just ate three free burgers...
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This young generation is weak! Back in my day we never complained about our unprecedented post-war economic growth, robust factory system, low cost of living, and jubilant national pride!
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Now move out of the way and let me show you how it's done!
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Task: "Make Fast Food Grampa Show Dimwillie How It's Done". The job takes 4 hours.
If Dimwillie is owned: Task: "Make Dimwillie Be Impressed". The job takes place at Dimwillie's or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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Wow, that was amazing! I've never seen such good burger-flipping form!
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When you slug back as many pills as I do you get used to that motion.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Whew, I haven't had a rush like that since I was in the service in Germany!
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Wow, my restaurant is as heart-pounding as a World War II battle?
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No, I meant working in the service industry slinging bratwurst after the war ended.
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Oh, sorry, I assumed you were in the army because of your crewcut and unsettling thousand-yard stare.
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Oh, that. Yeah, I was a war hero as a member of the Flying Hellfish.
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Flying Hellfish? Golly gee, that sounds pretty tough! You know, I'm something of a military man, myself.
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What, those ketchup-toting burger boys? They're softer than German panties — which were mighty soft!
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I'd say your burger soldiers were more rude than scary. They didn't even say please!
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Pipe down and go fix the shake machine!
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And Abe, could you tell me more about those Flying Hellfish?
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Task: "Make Fast Food Grampa Ramble About the Hellfish". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Dimwillie is owned: Task: "Make Dimwillie Envision a New Military Plan". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Fix the Shake Machine". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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I'm thinking with your war experience and my burger soldiers, we could make the best team since ketchup and mustard!
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Ooh, did I ever tell you about the man who invented ketchup?
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No...
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Oh, thank God, because I don't know who invented it. Sometimes when I mix my medication up, I spend a day or two rambling incoherently.
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Anyway, I'm excited to be your war strategist!
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Can't wait to get started...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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This job is a terrible, unending grind!
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All you've done so far is punch your timecard.
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Dimwillie's got me training his burger army too. He's tracking my every move — it's like 1984!
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You mean the dystopian novel by George Orwell?
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Of course that's what I mean! What'd you think, I was trying to do a comical mislead and then list a bunch of funny things from the year 1984?
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That does sound entertaining...
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Well I'm not doing it! I'm too tired for that tomfoolery.
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We need to pull together and get organized and do something about these working conditions!
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Task: "Make Fast Food Grampa Complain About Work". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Get Riled Up". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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I talked to the rest of the workers, we're going to make a bunch of these picketing signs and draw up a list of demands.
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Aw, now I gotta do work to get outta working?!
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But it's for the greater good!
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*chanting* Hey-hey! Ho-ho! These picketing signs have got to go!
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All you have to do is change like two of those words and you can picket with us to get better working conditions.
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No deal!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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So we all agree, we stage a walk-out at four o'clock until Dimwillie meets our demands of a modest pay increase and better benefits.
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And don't forget about our required nap times! That's non-negotiable. And while we're at it, might as well demand some nicer uniforms. I'm thinking silk shirts and cashmere burger hats.
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I don't think Dimwillie's gonna go for that...
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Include it or I walk-out on this walk-out!
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And you call people my age soft? Aren't you supposed to be part of the Greatest Generation?
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Nah, I'm part of the Grating Generation. I complain until I get my way, then call everyone else a baby.
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Uh, sorry to interrupt your little meeting, but can I place an order at the drive-thru please?
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Sorry for the delay, sir. Please drive by the next window and we'll take your order. Can we interest you in a Dimwillie's Beef Bomb?
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Wait a minute... "Drive-by"? Bombs? Organized labor? That sounds like...gang activity!
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If I can finally prove Springfield has a gang problem, the mayor will let us get one of those big military armored vehicles.
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Task: "Make Fast Food Grampa Ignore Wiggum". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Suspect Gang Activity". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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What in the world is going on in this restaurant? Dimwillie, are you having Abe Simpson organize another hamburger military operation?
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What? Nooooo! We're definitely not doing that.
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He's right, we're not.
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Wait, we're not?
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No, we're organizing a union! Power to the workers!
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We're not doing that either! I'm picketing the picket line!
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*chanting* What do we want? An end to the strike! When do we want it? Now!
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*chanting* Tell me what picketing looks like! This is what picketing looks like!
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You can't cross my picket-line, you scab! I'll kill ya!
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Gentlemen, please! There's got to be a reasonable way to settle this dispute!
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He's right, we should try to reach a fair deal in good faith.
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The only way I know how to settle things is by rolling up my sleeves, hunkering down...and DANCING!
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| Task: "Make Fast Food Grampa Demonstrate His Dance Number". The job takes 4 hours.
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Golly gee, that was terrible dancing...
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That's going to haunt me for years...
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Wiggum, I'll give you any militarized vehicle you want, just make it stop!
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Even Dimwillie's Burger Army is running for the hills!
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I knew my dancing would unite everyone!
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It's my dancing that ended the Cold War. The Russians were never heard from again...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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