| Glum-Shoe
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Glum-Shoe is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Homer is Where the Art Isn't" episode tie-in part of the Homer vs the 18th Amendment content update. It requires Manacek to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark
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Ahh, another morning in Springfield.
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The combination of burning tires, nuclear waste, and obesity sweat in the air does make for a beautiful sunrise.
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Now it's time for this fox to get into a hen house.
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Wait, that sounds gross.
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Now it's time to hit on some unsuspecting women. Much better.
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| Task: "Make Manacek Take a Stroll". The job takes 4 hours.
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Hey sugar lips, want to stroll back to my place?
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Uh, no?
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Don't reduce my mother's existence to a single part of her body! She deserves more than your synecdoche!
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Metonymy-oh-my, this one's got some spunk!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark
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Nine AM and I haven't found a willing woman yet. What could be wrong?
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Could it be me? Could I unwittingly be a relic from a bygone era? Could my aggressive flirtation in actuality make women feel uncomfortable or even threatened?
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Nah, I probably just didn't put on enough cologne.
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Everyone knows that delight is best found in the afternoon!
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| Task: "Make Manacek Take a Stroll". The job takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Hello there, darling. I was hoping you could teach me a lesson, if you catch my drift
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Well I am in the middle of class, and I'm not quite sure how you got in here.
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But then again my union contract does allow one fling per semester...
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You again! First you hit on my mom and then my teacher. What female role model will you hit on next? Sheryl Sandberg?
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Wait til you see how far I can lean in...
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| After finishing the task
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Stop objectifying women. They're just like you – fully two dimensional!
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I'm not objectifying them! If anything I'm subjectifying them.
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Show some class, you disgusting pig.
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Excuse me, do pigs wear a jacket and turtleneck? Well, except for that one on the news, but he's a special case.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark
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Harruph. That meddlesome midget really got under my skin.
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But I know just how to clear that eight-year-old out of my head.
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With the help of another eight-year-old.
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| Task: "Make Manacek Clear His Head With a Whiskey Bottle". The job takes place at Brick Townhomes and takes 8 hours.
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Ugh, rough night. I'm late for work and my mouth tastes like wool.
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Speaking of which, where are all my turtlenecks?
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My god, my neck's unturtled! I'm exposed, like a turtle without his...his... I don't know, favorite galoshes?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark
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My turtlenecks were my secret weapon, my armor, my confidence.
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Without them, I'm a mess around women! Vulnerable. Open. Sometimes I even listen!
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I must track down the Jason who fleeced this Golden Ram!
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| Task: "Make Manacek Look in a Panic". The job takes 8 hours.
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Whoever took them had access to my house. So that narrows it down to anyone who can look under my doormat.
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A clue! A trail of lint! It leads out of the house!
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| After finishing the task
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The trail leads to a clothing donation center? No!!
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Farewell my precious companions. I hope the throats you warm realize how fortunate they truly are.
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Did you come back for your weird sweaters? They're still here. Even the raccoons refused to nest in them.
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So they're too good for a sweater, but will still wear gloves and a mask?
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Wait, I dropped the turtlenecks off?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Manacek's exclamation mark
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Why would I give away my turtlenecks?
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Maybe donating your turtlenecks was a symbolic gesture of you turning over a new leaf and learning to respect women? A chance to bare your neck and bare your soul.
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Out of the mouths of babes...
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Sorry, I meant to say, that babe out there has got a sexy mouth.
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| Task: "Make Manacek Continue His Misogynist Behavior". The job takes place at Homes and takes 8 hours.
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Well I got fired from work for creating a "hostile" "work" "environment" and for not knowing what "quotes" are for. I might be more of a sleaze than I thought.
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On the upside, now I have more time to cruise the streets...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to "gumshoe", a slang word for a private detective.
