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Adult Escort Express

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Adult Escort Express
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Magazine Information
Genre: Adult
First appearance: "The Dad-Feelings Limited"

Adult Escort Express is a porn magazine.


When the Simpson family needed last minute birthday gifts for kids birthday parties, Homer grabbed Auto Trader magazines for the girls and Adult Escort Express for the boys. He then said "kids are adults, right?"