A Recipe for Disaster/Quotes
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- Marge: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
- Reverend Lovejoy: You are the evil one! Get thee hence!
- Helen Lovejoy: You've totally ruined the church social pot luck by making the same, old thing!
- Principal Skinner: The same, old thing!
- Marge: [GASP!] Oh, Homey! I've just had the worst nightmare!
- Homer: Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something about my cooking! Well, your meat loaf has been a little dry lately, and your pies too flaky. Or is it the other way around?
- Marge: I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try something new. Let's see... "Capt. McCallister's Whole Mackerel Stuffed With Whole Halibut, Stuffed With Whole Flounder"? Seems a bit excessive. "Otto's Far-Out Oregano Fudge Brownies" ...I don't think so! "Apu's Hearty Indian Tofu Vindaloo" ...sounds spicy. Hmmm... This looks interesting...
- Groundskeeper Willie: Ye'll not pooh-pooh my puu puus!
- Chief Wiggum: Many folks think it's an excellent cake to bake when a loved one is in the hoosegow. They just substitute a file for the handcuffs, remembering to avoid metal detectors! But don't try it during my watch! I'd be on to you faster than molasses on a pancake, pal!
- Homer: The beer makes 'em better! So I says to the cook, I says to 'im, "You think you're so great? You think I can't make... Food, too?" So he says... He tells me... What was I talkin' about? ...Zzzzzz!
- Edna Krabappel: Your coconut gave me a concussion!
- Principal Skinner: Mother chipped a tooth!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Beer in the Lord's house?! Get thee hence, evil one!!
- Marge: I'm so sorry!
