| A Jazzy Xmas Special
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Jazzy Xmas Special is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between January 1, 2020 and January 8, 2020
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Great! So that's how you saved Christmas.
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What are you talking about? That story was about the FBI and Communists.
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Close enough. Off we go to the afterlife. Come on, come on!
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I'm not going through pearly gate one until I tell you how I saved Christmas.
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Okay, fine! I'm an emotionless specter, but, boy, I am so going to enjoy killing you.
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It all started right after my wife Mona ran away.
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I was bussing tables at Spiro's Jazz Den when I met a lovely lady named Rita Lafleur.
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She had legs that went all the way to the place next door... Gunther's Polka Hole.
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Task: "Collect Cologne" (x50).
Task: "Make Grampa Get Nostalgic About Rita". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Right away, I fell for Rita hard.
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*playing piano* My heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place.
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Hey, you're quite the singer... and looker. I love a man with jowls.
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Let's paint the town red, daddy-o!
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I'd love to. But that reminds me. I *am* a daddy. Ohhhh.
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Just let me go home, stuff a burger into Homer, and get dressed up for a night on the town. Homer can put himself to bed.
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I love how you take a small amount of responsibility for your son.
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Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100).
Task: "Make Grampa Clean Himself Up for a Date". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Vandersniff and Whiffly
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| After completing Pt. 2
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It didn't take long for me to get serious about Rita.
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Rita, I'm thinking maybe we should get married.
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Um, we haven't even had our first date yet.
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That's why I'm asking you now, before you find out what I'm like on a date.
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Abe, I'm just out to have some fun. Let's not ruin tonight with talk of marriage.
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Right. I'll ruin it with talk about what I did in the war.
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Did I ever tell you about how I saved Christmas?
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Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100).
Task: "Make Grampa Tell Rita Stories". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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You just retold me all your previous stories as part of telling this story!
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That's a trick I learned in the war! You see--
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Just get back to telling me about Rita!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Fallen Diva Apartments
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| After completing Pt. 3
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I figured I had to win Rita over with a big romantic gesture on Christmas Eve...
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Look, Homer. I bought an engagement ring for Rita. She's gonna be your new mom.
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Goo goo.
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Pretty, ain't it? You wanna hold it?
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*gulp*
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Holy smokes, ya idjit, you swallowed it!
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I've gotta buy a new ring before all the stores close for Christmas Eve!
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Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100).
Task: "Make Grampa Rush to Buy a New Ring". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Get that sleigh out of the road, ya fat slowpoke!
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I gotta get an engagement ring for my gal.
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Watch where you're going! I have presents for the children.
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My sleigh! You smashed it up with your car! This could ruin Christmas!
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Hey, you're finally getting to the story! I was scared you never would.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 4
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This is the last straw. My sleigh is wrecked, I'm exhausted, and kids are so demanding...
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All they want is toys, toys, toys. Whatever happened to the days when they were thrilled to get an orange in their stocking?
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I'll make you a deal, Santa. You get me a nice diamond ring, and me and Rita will deliver your presents.
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Deal! And I'll throw in an old worn-out magic reindeer. They make fine eating!
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Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100).
Task: "Make Grampa Deliver Presents With the Family". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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And that's how I saved Christmas...
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So you actually delivered all the toys?
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Nah, didn't even come close. Dumped most of them in the lake, in fact.
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How is that saving Christmas?
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Well, without Santa's elf-made crap, parents had to buy genuine high-quality made-in-America toys.
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I saved the economy and kids got better presents.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Rita LaFleur
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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