Wikisimpsons:Featured comics quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured comics quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community from the comic stories. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons comic stories.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

"Midday on the Midway"

"Congratulations, Bart. That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen you do."

―Lisa Simpson /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (3)

1. Just doesn't work. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. I feel like I've heard this a lot from Lisa. WebkinzMania 15:41, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
3. Meh. No punch at all; not feature-worthy. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"Nobody's Purrfect"

"Abbaphlegga! Blek! Yaggha!"

―Eleanor Abernathy /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (3)

1. Jabba-dee-do-aphelledo! Makes no dibehily sense! | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Meh... WebkinzMania 15:41, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
3. Concur with the "meh" assessment. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"Bart's Day at the Zoo"

"I see London, I see France, I see Barty's underpants!"

―Sherri and Terri /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (2)

1. Doesn't work either. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:00, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Agreed with Random; doesn't work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"Wall or Nothing"

"Please! Lake water makes my throat close up!"

―Wendell Borton /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. Might be funnier with a little more context, but with too much context we run the risk of making the quote too unwieldy to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (1)

1. Again, doesn't work as just a quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

Comments

• Myth: The context is this: The kids are playing a game of king of the hill on a floating dock, and Homer comes and pushes them all off. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 11:22, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Freezer Burns

"Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."

―Mr. Burns

"This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"

―Bart

"...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."

―Mr. Burns

"Never mind."

―Bart

This quote is quite long, but also good. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:11, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. WebkinzMania 13:23, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
2. On the longish side, but the payoff is worth waiting for. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Comments

• This is about as long as a quote can get and still work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Everybody Really Hates Bart

"Bart, you are denser than osmium."

―Lisa

"Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."

―Bart

A short and "self-contained" quote, and a nice bit of word-sparring between Bart and Lisa. -- Mythigator 09:06, 3 August 2012 (EDT)