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:'''Jimbo''': Naw, that was cloud talk. Throwing stones is one thing but I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands. What's in the bag, Bart?
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{{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Naw, that was cloud talk. Throwing stones is one thing but I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands. What's in the bag, Bart?
:'''Jimbo''': I said, what's in the bag, Bart?!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uhhhh.
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{{qf|Jimbo}} I said, what's in the bag, Bart?!
 
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:'''Janey''': Will my dog Pepper be there?
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{{qf|[[Janey]]}} Will my dog [[Pepper]] be there?
 
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{{qf|[[Ms. Albright]]}} I'm sorry but the answer is no.
:'''Miss Albright''': I'm sorry but the answer is no.
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{{qf|Janey}} Why not?
 
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{{qf|Ms. Albright}} Because Heaven is for people.
:'''Janey''': Why not?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What about my cat [[Snowball]]?
 
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{{qf|Ms. Albright}} I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
:'''Miss Albright''': Because Heaven is for people.
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
 
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{{qf|Ms. Albright}} For the last time Bart, Yes!!!
:'''Lisa''': What about my cat Snowball?
 
 
 
:'''Miss Albright''': I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
 
 
 
:'''Bart''': Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
 
 
 
:'''Miss Albright''': For the last time Bart, Yes!!!
 
 
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:'''Krusty''': [grimly] There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don't care it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...''(cheerfully)'' Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} ''[grimly]'' There's someone out there in [[Krustyland]] who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off [[Statue of Jebediah Springfield|Jebediah]]'s head...I don't care it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...''[cheerfully]'' Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like [[Sideshow Bob]]!!
 
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:'''Bart''': Dad, can I borrow five bucks?
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{{qf|Bart}} Dad, can I borrow five bucks?
 
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I hope you're not planning on seeing a certain movie starring certain {{ap|Space Mutants|films}} that a certain mother didn't want you to see. ''[laughs]''
:'''Homer''': I hope you're not planning on seeing a certain movie starring certain Space Mutants that a certain mother didn't want you to see. ''(laughs)''
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[laughs]'' Perish the thought!
 
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[handing Bart five dollars]'' Here you go son. 'Share the wealth', that's what I always say!
:'''Bart''': ''(laughs)'' Perish the thought!
 
 
 
:'''Homer''': ''(handing Bart five dollars)'' Here you go son. 'Share the wealth', that's what I always say!
 
  
 
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Season 1 Episode Quotes
007 "The Call of the Simpsons"
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"The Telltale Head"
"Life on the Fast Lane" 009


Jimbo: Naw, that was cloud talk. Throwing stones is one thing but I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands. What's in the bag, Bart?
Bart: Uhhhh.
Jimbo: I said, what's in the bag, Bart?!

Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?
Ms. Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no.
Janey: Why not?
Ms. Albright: Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa: What about my cat Snowball?
Ms. Albright: I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
Bart: Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Ms. Albright: For the last time Bart, Yes!!!

Krusty: [grimly] There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don't care it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...[cheerfully] Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!

Bart: Dad, can I borrow five bucks?
Homer: I hope you're not planning on seeing a certain movie starring certain Space Mutants that a certain mother didn't want you to see. [laughs]
Bart: [laughs] Perish the thought!
Homer: [handing Bart five dollars] Here you go son. 'Share the wealth', that's what I always say!
Season 1 Quotes
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Bart the Genius Homer's Odyssey There's No Disgrace Like Home Bart the General Moaning Lisa The Call of the Simpsons The Telltale Head Life on the Fast Lane Homer's Night Out The Crepes of Wrath Krusty Gets Busted Some Enchanted Evening