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The Blue and the Gray/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
476 "Homer the Father"
477
"The Blue and the Gray"
"Angry Dad: The Movie" 478
Dr. Kissingher: If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.

Homer: A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.

Moe: I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.

Bart: I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?

Ralph: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

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