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'''Cletus Del Roy Spuckler''', also known as '''Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel''', is a stereotypical redneck with a good-natured personality, he is thin and is usually portrayed wearing a pair of jeans. He resides with his family on [[Rural Route 9]] in [[Springfield]].
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'''Vance Connor''' is the owner of several local businesses in [[Springfield]]. As a teenager, Vance was the {{W|Class president#Senior-class president|senior-class president}} at [[Springfield High School]].
  
Growing up, Cletus (born October 15, 1971), developed a loving relationship with his mother, whom he addresses as 'Maw'. He has always been social and hard working. Cletus isn't bothered by other the opinions of him. He isn't ashamed by his marriage to his apparent relative, [[Brandine Del Roy]].
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Vance Connor was in the same class at Springfield High School as [[Homer]] and [[Marge]]. Vance and Homer ran against each other for the position of senior-class president in the student council elections. Vance, who was the class vice president at the time, was a lot more professional than Homer in his campaign. He gave a speech where he talked about the policies he helped implement as vice president, including sending three mathletes to the state finals, and germinating all the tenth graders lima beans. Meanwhile, Homer fumbled his speech and was a laughing stock to the whole school. When the time to actually vote for the class president came along, the students decided that it would be funny to vote for Homer as a joke and laugh at him all through high school, and at every reunion. Upon hearing this, [[Principal Dondelinger]] had [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] dispose of the ballot box by burying it in the forest and Vance Connor was declared the winner.
  
Cletus has several hobbies which include whittling "piney babies" for children, searching for roadkill, digging through garbage, and spending time with everyone in his family except Brandine. He admits his favourite food is fresh skunk and raccoon.
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Years later, Vance ended up owning several local businesses and ended up getting a plaque on the [[Springfield Wall of Fame]]. Vance proved to be very popular with the townspeople, but Homer was jealous of him because he won class president. When Homer brought up the election at [[Moe's Tavern]], Lenny and Carl revealed that they buried the ballot box. Homer and Lenny dug up the box and [[Lisa]] counted the votes to find that Homer had actually won the election. Homer then confronted Principal Dondelinger about it, who revealed that he had the ballot box buried to spare Homer's feelings...
  
Cletus has seemed to be suffering from some sort of illness caused by drinking mercury out of a thermometer. It badly affected his memory. He whittles what he observes into wood with a penknife. [[Chief Wiggum]] was able to track down Bart and [[Gina Vendetti|Gina]] after they escaped from jail through Cletus' wood carving of them. Cletus also possesses a form of precognitive vision through whittling. He predicted that Chief Wiggum would be mauled by a bear later in that episode...
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Vance Connor is the owner of several local businesses in Springfield. As a teenager, Vance was the senior-class president at Springfield High School.

Vance Connor was in the same class at Springfield High School as Homer and Marge. Vance and Homer ran against each other for the position of senior-class president in the student council elections. Vance, who was the class vice president at the time, was a lot more professional than Homer in his campaign. He gave a speech where he talked about the policies he helped implement as vice president, including sending three mathletes to the state finals, and germinating all the tenth graders lima beans. Meanwhile, Homer fumbled his speech and was a laughing stock to the whole school. When the time to actually vote for the class president came along, the students decided that it would be funny to vote for Homer as a joke and laugh at him all through high school, and at every reunion. Upon hearing this, Principal Dondelinger had Lenny and Carl dispose of the ballot box by burying it in the forest and Vance Connor was declared the winner.

Years later, Vance ended up owning several local businesses and ended up getting a plaque on the Springfield Wall of Fame. Vance proved to be very popular with the townspeople, but Homer was jealous of him because he won class president. When Homer brought up the election at Moe's Tavern, Lenny and Carl revealed that they buried the ballot box. Homer and Lenny dug up the box and Lisa counted the votes to find that Homer had actually won the election. Homer then confronted Principal Dondelinger about it, who revealed that he had the ballot box buried to spare Homer's feelings...

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