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'''Sara Sloane''' is a film star who fell in love with [[Ned Flanders]].
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'''Vance Connor''' is the owner of several local businesses in [[Springfield]]. As a teenager, Vance was the {{W|Class president#Senior-class president|senior-class president}} at [[Springfield High School]].
  
Sara Sloane first met Ned Flanders when she walked into [[The Leftorium]] looking for left-handed eyelash curlers. Ned, not realizing who Sara was, told her that they didn't have any in stock but he could get some by Tuesday. Sara then bought a left-handed crimper then asked Ned out on a date since she didn't know anyone in town. After Ned accepted, he left the store and noticed a poster for the movie ''[[My Best Friend's Gay Baby]]'', which starred Sara Sloane, and recognized her.
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Vance Connor was in the same class at Springfield High School as [[Homer]] and [[Marge]]. Vance and Homer ran against each other for the position of senior-class president in the student council elections. Vance, who was the class vice president at the time, was a lot more professional than Homer in his campaign. He gave a speech where he talked about the policies he helped implement as vice president, including sending three mathletes to the state finals, and germinating all the tenth graders lima beans. Meanwhile, Homer fumbled his speech and was a laughing stock to the whole school. When the time to actually vote for the class president came along, the students decided that it would be funny to vote for Homer as a joke and laugh at him all through high school, and at every reunion. Upon hearing this, [[Principal Dondelinger]] had [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] dispose of the ballot box by burying it in the forest and Vance Connor was declared the winner.
  
Ned then went to Homer to ask for his advice about dating a movie star. Ned then decided to go out with her, with the two of them going to [[The Gilded Truffle]]. Sara went in a disguise so she wouldn't be recognized but [[Lenny]] recognized her anyway. Lenny then asked Sara for her autograph, which he would put on [[eBay]], then asked if her could push a plaster cast onto one of her boobs, which caused Sara to say that Lenny was the worst fan she had met. Ned and Sara then ended their date at the [[Springfield Squidport]] where they made out...
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Years later, Vance ended up owning several local businesses and ended up getting a plaque on the [[Springfield Wall of Fame]]. Vance proved to be very popular with the townspeople, but Homer was jealous of him because he won class president. When Homer brought up the election at [[Moe's Tavern]], Lenny and Carl revealed that they buried the ballot box. Homer and Lenny dug up the box and [[Lisa]] counted the votes to find that Homer had actually won the election. Homer then confronted Principal Dondelinger about it, who revealed that he had the ballot box buried to spare Homer's feelings...
  
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Vance Connor is the owner of several local businesses in Springfield. As a teenager, Vance was the senior-class president at Springfield High School.

Vance Connor was in the same class at Springfield High School as Homer and Marge. Vance and Homer ran against each other for the position of senior-class president in the student council elections. Vance, who was the class vice president at the time, was a lot more professional than Homer in his campaign. He gave a speech where he talked about the policies he helped implement as vice president, including sending three mathletes to the state finals, and germinating all the tenth graders lima beans. Meanwhile, Homer fumbled his speech and was a laughing stock to the whole school. When the time to actually vote for the class president came along, the students decided that it would be funny to vote for Homer as a joke and laugh at him all through high school, and at every reunion. Upon hearing this, Principal Dondelinger had Lenny and Carl dispose of the ballot box by burying it in the forest and Vance Connor was declared the winner.

Years later, Vance ended up owning several local businesses and ended up getting a plaque on the Springfield Wall of Fame. Vance proved to be very popular with the townspeople, but Homer was jealous of him because he won class president. When Homer brought up the election at Moe's Tavern, Lenny and Carl revealed that they buried the ballot box. Homer and Lenny dug up the box and Lisa counted the votes to find that Homer had actually won the election. Homer then confronted Principal Dondelinger about it, who revealed that he had the ballot box buried to spare Homer's feelings...

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